UnNews:Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
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|Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar|
16 June 2010
The charge sheet says that the duo willfully decided to have sex in the church with intentions of
achieving orgasm insulting a religion. That is unlawful. The charge sheet was obtained from the Entebbe magistrate's office Tuesday.
The pair is scheduled to re-enact the crime for police on June 22.
The prosecution alleges that Jesus, who was nailed to a cross on the altar, heard strange loud noises in the church, investigated the situation, and found the couple having gay sex at his feet. He then spiritually informed a priest, who caught the offenders.
An official at the magistrate's office said if found guilty, the couple could be subject to the Ugandan penal code, which says "insulting a religion attracts a maximum sentence of two years imprisonment, and being gay Muslims attracts a maximum sentence of death by stoning.”
A spokesperson for the Vatican, said that H.H. the Pope was satisfied that justice was being served.