UnNews talk:Barack Obama stole my bike

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There NEEDS to be an UnTune with this title.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 18:59 Jul 29, 2008

Something involving Mike Tyson's Punch-Out? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:01, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Just maybe.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:06 Jul 29, 2008

Stephen Hawking ran over my cat anyone?--Chickenfeed9 16:52, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

Nice. Nigga stole my bike, too! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:04, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

And of course That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada. Yes. This UnNews contains 0% new ideas. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:11, 30 July 2008 (UTC)

And it's still more original than Chuck Norris jokes... --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:14, 30 July 2008 (UTC)
I agree, Hyperbole, this is exactly like That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada. --Velosi-T 16:29, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

While you were out complaining....[edit]

Meanwhile, Cheney stole your house, and put up signs saying Tresspassers will be shot. Knowing his prowess I wouldn't give the mailman good odds either. Wnt 06:50, 6 August 2008 (UTC)