UnNews talk:Trump presides over feel-good Fourth; opponents outraged

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Thanks to Romartus for the second illustration (surrender of the British at LAX). This UnNews's payload is extrapolating Trump's gaffe, and the photo helps it. The rest is my pedestrian round-up of the pre-existing ironies of our current spot in the 2020 campaign.

Associates will know I have strong preference for one of these guys and against the other, but I hope the take-away for the reader is: Goodness! the 2020 election will (again) be between two clueless dolts! Spıke 🎙️02:28 8-Jul-19

This looks just about plausible enough for Wikipedia: "Biden, the leading Democrat to oppose Trump in 2020, has been beset with gaffes, such as describing how Franklin Delano Roosevelt held fireside chats for families gathered around the 'television'."
According to wikipedia:1939 in television:
"April 30 – Franklin D. Roosevelt, appearing at the opening ceremony of the 1939 New York World's Fair, becomes the first President of the United States to give a speech that is broadcast by television."
No, it's not a useful medium if too few own the equipment to receive it, and I am certain that as a scientific curiosity it will ultimately amount to nothing. FDR did give it a try as a novelty before returning to more proven media (such as radio and newspapers) which served him well during his 1933-1945 terms in office. That would make it the sort of pointless technological novelty that would amuse Wikipedians to no end. :) Carlb (talk) 14:46, 9 July 2019 (UTC)