UnPoetia talk:Charles Bronson

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Bronson's very early years

Were truly times of doom

Young Bronson tore off hippie heads

While in his mother's womb


As cute as this poem is, this line ignores the fact that Charles Bronson's character in Death Wish started out as a bleeding heart liberal, then starting shooting muggers.

Ummm... Not that Charles Bronson.[edit]

Isn't this the british Charles Bronson, the lunatic in jail for all eternity?

No, the actor