UnPreviews:Fire Hydrant 2

THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN PASSED FOR ALL AUDIENCES BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH. . . In a world gone mundane . . . One hydrant came . . . To change things all around… . . . . The article event of the summer . . . . . . FIRE HYDRANT 2: REHYDRATED . . . . . . You’ve seen Fire Hydrant before… But never with this much attitude . . . 2 x TIMES THE SASS . 2 x TIMES THE ASS . . . . . 2 x TIMES THE . XXXXXXTREEEEEEME!!!! . . . It’s going to stick its d**k in your eye sockets . ...And rock your motherf**king brain. "Where's the fire, baby?" . . COMING AUGUST 13 . . . . . . . . SECRET EASTER EGG POLL!! What do you think about the upcoming Fire Hydrant article? You are not entitled to vote. You are not entitled to view results of this poll. 1 OMG I can't wait! 2 Um.. please don’t do this. 3 I have a pocketful of rats’ asses, none of which I intend to give. 4 Hire fydrant what? 5 …Hey! There’s no namespace for “UnPreviews”!! There was one vote since the poll was created on 03:51, 10 June 2021. poll-id 0C77D1A3039EB6E1C150A71046283722