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Lyrics[edit]

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When I can't have sex with you
and there's nothing else to do
I just lie in my bed
and I grease up my head
I'm just a-playing with myself
If you can hear my headboard knockin'
then you know my bedsprings are rockin'
with my cock in my hand
it's like I strike up the band
when I'm playing with myself
Oh oh, playing with myself
oh oh, playing with myself
well, there's nothing to lose
but a teaspoon of spooge
when I'm playing with myself
Any dog can lick his balls
it really drives me up the walls
if I could reach 'em I'd hide
and never go outside
'cause I'd be playing with myself
So let's smoke another toke
and then I'll make my chicken choke
with some lube on my dick
to make it all nice and slick
and I'm playing with myself
Oh oh, playing with myself
oh oh, playing with myself
well, there's nothing to lose
but a teaspoon of spooge
when I'm playing with myself
Stroke stroke stroke
Stroke stroke stroke
Stroke stroke stroke
Stroke stroke stroke
Any dog can lick his balls
it really drives me up the walls
if I could reach 'em I'd hide
and never go outside
'cause I'd be playing with myself
So let's smoke another toke
and then I'll make my chicken choke
with some lube on my dick
to make it all nice and slick
and I'm playing with myself
Oh oh, playing with myself
oh oh, playing with myself
well, there's nothing to lose
but a teaspoon of spooge
well, there's nothing to lose
but a teaspoon of spooge
well, there's nothing to lose
but a teaspoon of spooooooge
Oh oh, playing with myself
oh oh, playing with myself
Oh oh, playing with myself
oh oh, playing with myself

Credits[edit]

Parody lyrics, performance & vocals:   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN  Eh?  Oh!  UnTunes! Cannabagreen.jpgI Card-spades-up.gif my cat!

Spork.jpg This page was originally sporked from Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol.