Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/April 20

April 20: Hitler's Birthday (Germany), Marijuana Day (countries that use the M/D/Y date)

• 420 - Thousands of marijuana users get throughly ripped as a once-in-a-lifetime numerical coincidence coincidentifies with a 75-times-in-a-lifetime num... where was I?
• 571 - Cassius Clay is born; later changes name to Muhammad, hails himself as "greatest prophet of all time, baby!"
• 1607 - White settlers arrive at Jamestown, find nothing of value except some inedible, brown leaves and some equally inedible brown people, so they go home.
• 1792 - France declares war on itself and surrenders.
• 1814 - The War of 1812 begins, two years behind schedule.
• 1889 - Adolf Hitler, perhaps best known for his genocide of the Jews brilliant artwork, is born.
• 1889 - Meanwhile, in a small town in Bavaria, Adolf Hilter is certainly not born.
• 1991 - A Very Brady Easter premieres; Alice is crucified to the songs of the Lovin Spoonful.
• 1993 - Al Gore invents the Environment.
• 1994 - A fireworks display in Oklahoma City goes horribly wrong; a bystander is blamed and later executed.
• 1999 - Columbine high school opens the very first high school shooting range in the United States.
• 2007 - Cho Seung-Hui arrives in Hell. Even Satan is not amused.
• 2012 - The largest Marijuana festival is held in San Francisco, California with as many as a billion pot smokers attended.
• 2014 - The time code is discovered and the code is 3.141592653589793238462643383279.