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April 9: Stereotype Dismissal Day (France), Croissant & Beret Day (France)
- 250 million BCE - Caveman get mad at funny people laugh at caveman. Caveman hit funny people shiny metal flying thing with club. Caveman go away in bright green flash. Funny people all die from eat poison ivy. Tourism go to shit.
- 801 - Emperor Charlemagne decrees that his people must wear stripey shirts and berets while riding a bicycle and carrying a baguette. Rioting ensues in Paris until a compromise is reached where a croissant would be carried while muttering insults about the English.
- 1812 - Pretentiousness makes its first appearance in Victorian England.
- 1832 - Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III obtains his first ship, and immediately sets sail in search of wenches and grog.
- 1865 - Confederate General Robert E. Lee surrenders himself to Union General Ulysses S. Grant. The two later wed in Vermont.
- 1877 - Oscar Wilde pens his play Salome: A Tragedy in One Act which describes his personal experience spilling milk on his favorite sweater.
- 1905 - The famous bacon and cheese sandwich is envisioned; its planning takes several months.
- 1940 - Germany invades Norway and Denmark. Sweden feels left out.
- 1967 - Status Quo plays their first show, at the University of London. Diptheria is involved.
- 2005 - Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles wed, thus squashing rumors that Parker Bowles is a man. Rumors about Prince Charles still abound.
- 2009 - You are reading this anniversaries entry, about to move on to the next one.