Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 16

February 16: Abolition of Human Rights Day (South Africa), International "That's What She Said!" Day

• 1792 - Frenchmen celebrate new Rights of Man by beheading people they disagree with.
• 1861 - The American Civil War begins with argument over whether black people should be owned and mistreated or just kicked around and mistreated.
• 1917 - The Russian Revolution begins in Soviet Russia.
• 1937 - Wallace H. Carothers receives an enema after realizing that a thick thread of nylon is not a substitute for a dick.
• 1949 - Nineteen Eighty-Four is published. It is a book written to commemorate the upcoming first year of the alienation of human rights.
• 1968 - The endless war ends.
• 1985 - Nineteen Eighty-Four is "unofficially" taken out of circulation. This move was entirely the publisher's choice, and had nothing to do with the government.
• 1989 - Tonka wins contract to supply China with toy tanks to run over protestors.
• 2001 - The endless war is revived under the name "War on Terror".
• 2006 - All human rights cease to be meaningful in the United States as the Republican Party legalizes the hunting of humans. Dick Cheney gets in the first shot.
• 2006 - George W. Bush abolishes human rights in the United States of America. The NSA uncovers the body of George W. Bush Jr. in a mason jar together with some pickles which they then ate.
• 2008 - General Grievous starts smoking menthols; he quickly changes back to reds.
• 2010 - "The War on Terror" is re-named "The War on People Who Look at You Funny"
• 9595 - The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past travels back in time to harass you.