Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 22

February 22: International Bonus SPAM Day

• 509 BCE - The first troll, Spamicarus, is caught passing off used pig shoulders as rare cuts of meat to unwilling customers and is thrown into prison. Sadly, this is both the first and last account of such a thing ever happening to a spammer.
• 212 BCE - King Solomon reveals the SEVEN SECRET FOODS your witch doctor doesn't want you to know!!
• 30 CE - Jesus receives a letter from the king: "B UY VI@GRA AND WE W ON'T K!LL YOU--" and tosses it into the river.
• 419 - IMPORTANT BUSNESS OPPURTUNITY PROPOSAL MARIAM ABACHA NIGERIA PLEASE KEEP SECRET REPLY
• 433 - CLAIM YOUR FREE MULE!!
• 1976 - DEAR SIR, MY LATE HUSBAND HAS BEQUEATHED THE SUM OF $4.5MILLION USD...
• 1980 - GET FREE SPAM HERE! ONLY $1x10^100!!
• 1993 - YOU HAVE NEW MESSAGES! WOOHOO!
• 1999 - YOUR EMAIL WON THE UK LOTTERY FOR THE SUM OF 9.9 MILLION POUNDS
• 2001 - HOT PICS AND CHAT - CLICK HERE!!1!
• 2002 - SPAM: SPECIAL EDITION! OVER 900 HOURS OF DELETED SPAM!! !
• 2003 - %RANDOM_SUBJ%
• 2004 - THROW A DUCK AT SADDAM AND WIN - CLICK HEAR!1!!
• 2005 - It's a bull market - check out these Stock gems!!1!!11
• 2006 - NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT!!!!111
• 2008 - Hot girls want you bad CLICK HEAR
• 2009 - CLICK HERE TO GET AN IDEAL BIN - ONLY £5X10^123456797540000000!!!!!!!!
• 2010 - CLIK HERE AND WIN FREEE SPYWARE!!!11!!!!1
• 2018 - Cambridge Analytica gets every scrap of Facebook data to profile all users down to the nuts. All your base are belong to them.