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February 26: Famous Last Words Day

• 2008 BCE - "Phdugy'dufc eibgs'ghib kuikhigihdmvgh's" – Cthulhu, again.
• 480 BCE - "This is an arrow!" – Spartan guy
• 666 - "Pity me." – Satan, on Mr.T
• 777 - "AAA" – AAA
• 1566 - "Tomorrow, I shall no longer be here." – Nostradamus, his only prediction that comes true.
• 1900 - "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." – Oscar Wilde
• 1900 - "As much as I hate him, Oscar is right. I would not want to change a thing." – Mark Twain
• 1920 - "It can't end like this. Tell them I said something." – Pancho Villa is hit by history's most unfortunately-timed case of writer's block.
• 1939 - "This is absurd ! This is absurd !" – Sigmund Freud, after reading Waiting for Godot 1,111 times.
• 1939 - "No! Mine are more absurd than this crap." – Albert Camus , in reply to Sigmund (MotherF*cker) Freud saying that his works are more absurd.
• 1939 - "Who care about absurdity , Hell are others." – Jean Paul Sartre, in reply to Albert Camus.
• 1939 - "I am dying. Please... bring me a toothpick." – Fred, after reading Waiting for Godot 99,999 times.
• 1939 - "See! This one is more absurd that you two !!" – Jean Paul Sartre , awakening from his grave to get in the last word.
• 1945 - "Peace out, bitches!" – Jozef Goebbels comin' at you live, also from A to the D to the Hizzle's concrete crib, yo.
• 1967 - "I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, you are only going to kill a man." – Che Guevara, where 'only going to kill a man' means that he'll be revived as zombie and sticker-tags.
• 1969 - "This is one small step for HOLY...!" – Neil Armstrong
• 1992 - "..." – John Cage, who confuses the angel of death who thinks this is some kind of extreme performance art.
• 2000 - "Hold my beer. WATCH THIS... " – Unknown, but attributed to hundreds of people appearing on Jackass.
• 2006 - "And this rope is of such shitty quality!" – Saddamn, at the gallows, complaining his ass into his grave.
• 2175 - "I'm dying... so that I'm not going to live anymore." – Captain Obvious
• 2345 - "What's this button do???" – George W. Bush the 7th
• 2456 - "WarniT!" – Jesus Goffer
• The End of Everything - "Sorry for the inconvenience." – God