Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 29

February 29: Ken Foree's Birthday (USA), Now Where Did I Leave That Thing? Day, March 2 (Canada) – Canadians believe that we should lose a day on leap years

• 1582 - The 29th of February is invented to piss off kids worldwide who are born on this day, just for the hell of it. Pope Gregory cackles with glee.
• 1818 - February 30 is bombed by Spongebob. Now it doesn't exist anymore.
• 1948 - Ken Foree is born. Fortune-telling zombies panic in the streets.
• 1949 - Canadians decide to mock Americans by reducing the number of days to 364. This leads to the Colin Mochrie-led American-Canadian War.
• 1966 - Al Gore invents the letter "B".
• 1978 - Ken Foree rises to superstardom in Dawn of the Dead at the age of 30 and then realizes he's only 7 years old.
• 1996 - Ken Foree punishes Kenan for forgetting his birthday again.
• 1999 - The Power Rangers get trapped in a large pizza and are eaten by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• 2000 - Ken Foree's Birthday is declared a national holiday; the uproar caused by this forces Kenan and Kel into cancellation.
• 2004 - George W. Bush postpones the next Febuary 29th until 2008; France goes on strike.
• 2006 - President Kerry realizes a) that he did not win the election, and b) that today is actually March 1.
• 2008 - George W. Bush postpones the next Febuary 29th until 2012.
• 2008 - Uncyclopedia celebrates its first leap year. Awww, and I remember when it was just a little tyke in diapers...
• 2012 - Pee-Wee Herman celebrates his 10th birthday.
• 2017 - President Hillary Clinton travels to Canada and can't figure out what day it is... and to make it worse, it's NOT a leap year!!! But it is only a bad dream by President Trump who proceeds to outlaw wet dreams about Democrats and signs laws making Canada illegal.