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July 7: Misleading Hyperlink Day
- 666 - Birthdays are popularised by The Devil.
- 790 - The practice of "back handing" starts in Europe as a cure for women talking back. 80% of households have cleaner houses and laundry.
- 791 - The practice of "back handing" mysteriously ends in Europe. Equally mysterious is the sharp increase in the number of husbands poisoned or found with an axe in the back of the head.
- 1862 - Queen Victoria gives the first public display of breakdancing at Wembley Stadium.
- 1888 - Oscar Wilde heavily utilizes misleading hyperlinks when writing his article The Decay of Lying.
- 1912 - Tyler Durden reveals the first, second, and third rules of Fight Club.
- 1944 - President Franklin D. Roosevelt declares that today be "National Fracas Day".
- 1946 - Anna of Austria, Duchess of Bavaria, daughter of Ferdinand I is born.
- 1990 - A fat man is proved to be faster and far more deadly than all the ninjas in the world. Some random asteroid flies around Jupiter.
- 1995 - Toby Keith writes the hit song "Beer!"
- 2002 - Noted musical artist Jon Bon Jovi cancels a worldwide tour to focus on hair feathering.
- 3498 - Everybody dies. Nobody gives me a lolly.