Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 2

June 2: Doris Day

• 455 – The Vandals plunder Rome, forcing the admins to revert to an earlier edit.
• 1774 – The Quartering Act, which allowed for people to be drawn and quartered, is reenacted by a small community theatre to poor reviews.
• 1801 – Napoleon Bonaparte is blown apart.
• 1866 - After practicing for rebellion in 1848 in Ireland, Irish patriots calling themselves Fenians invade Canada for more practice and take two towns. A British warship is installed in every duckpond and stop the attacks. The next practice would not be held until 1916.
• 1959 – The very first June bug is caught, but is determined to be a mayfly that stumbled across the International Date Line.
• 1968 – Argentina reports the first case of human flu in birds. A cull of 20,000 humans is carried out.
• 1995 – Children are discovered in North Korea, dispelling the rumor that North Koreans reproduce asexually using WMDs and fascism.
• 2001 – The first HAL9000 supercomputer is recalled by manufacturer Itsa Bigga Machine, eh?^TM.
• 2003 – The European Space Agency begins probing Mars. Europeans promise to colonize Mars, give Martian natives smallpox, and spur intergalactic wars of independence.