Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 22

June 22: International Yaoi Appreciation Day

• 1767 - Wilhelm von Humboldt is born. Several years later, a large plot of hemp is discovered in his county.
• 1804 - Buttsecks invented; fangirls rejoice.
• 1805 - The 1,000,000th "George Washington and Benjamin Franklin" fanfic porn story is written. As a consolation prize, its writer is given a certificate to get a life.
• 1812 - Napoleon invades Russia.
• 1813 - Napoleon realizes how dumb an idea it was to invade Russia.
• 1814 - Napoleon abdicates the throne, but takes his decision back a few minutes later.
• 1815 - Napoleon abdicates the throne again.
• 1865 - Yams take over the world for five days until they forget about it.
• 1892 - Tchaikovsky responds to Napoleon's invasion by writing fanfiction featuring gay cannons.
• 1904 - A strange racist albino falls from a cloud into a remote village in the alps.
• 1941 - Nazi Germany invades Jane Fonda in Operation Barbarella. (pictured)
• 1965 - "Glow-in-the-dark" is invented; ravers rejoice.
• 1969 - Judy Garland dies. Wicked witches everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief.
• 1970 - First yaoi work drawn by a gay male released to the public. Fangirls get totally fucking pissed and glomp the artist to death.
• 1972 - Gay aardvarks riot outside homophobic petting zoo in Schenectady, New York.
• 1985 - Pioneer kitten "Mr. Kitty" becomes first cat to legally change name to "Dr. Kitten".
• 2005 - All Michael Jackson jokes officially become not funny anymore. This paves the way for the newly hilarious Micheal Jackson jokes.
• 2006 - First International Festival of Man-Secks is celebrated.
• 2007 - First International Festival of Man-on-Man-Secks is celebrated.
• 2008 - Graham Poll causes mayhem as he dishes out over 400 bookings before the game between Croatia and Australia has even started.
• 2009 - Napoleon rises from the dead and invades Russia again.