Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 7

6001 BCE - Blueprints for a square wheel are rejected in favor of the triangular wheel.
6000 BCE - The circular wheel is invented.
5000 BCE - The wheel is reinvented. The saying "no need to reinvent the wheel" is coined.
215 BCE - Archimedes is arrested for indecent exposure.
8 CE - Portuguese scientists invent the first water-powered toaster.
1221 - Heinrich the magical unicorn becomes the first president of the North Pole.
1345 - Man invents the bus stop several hundred years before inventing the bus.
1555 - The bus is invented in Horsham, West Sussex.
1776 - The Carebear Cousins are born in an strange incident involving vinegar, a busted condom, and Bill Gates' mother. Care-a-Lot will never be the same.
1777 - The first water powered bus is brought into service in New Atlantis.
1783 - The Montgolfier Brothers have a really good wash. It was indeed an impressive sight.
1905 - Norway files for divorce from Sweden after 91 years of marriage. Bus custody is split equitably with visitation rights granted.
1973 - Tony Jaa waits for a bus to the Coliseum so he can fight Bruce Lee.
2001 - Mary Poppins is brutally murdered outside Aldgate East tube station.

2010 - Mick Jagger finally gets satisfaction. His arrest at the back of a bus while doing so is later plea bargained down to a misdemeanor.
2017 - Self-driving buses start service and pass up people waiting at bus stops, just like in the days with drivers.

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