Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 22

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Peaceful demonstration or failed invasion from space?

November 22: Conspiracy Theory Appreciation Day (not to be celebrated for some reason)

  • 1932 - The first time machine is successfully tested and is sent to 2048.
  • 1952 - In Guatemala, a CIA operation gives start to a era of brutal military dictatorships sponsored by the US government in Latin America ... wait... that's not funny...
  • 1963 - President Kennedy is accidentally assassinated by an angry, confused polar bear. The bear plants the gun on a napping Lee Harvey Oswald and escapes in a get-away sled. Nobody looks into it very much.
  • 1963 - Absolutely nothing happened. You hear me? Nothing. If you heard otherwise, it's a filthy Communist lie.
  • 1965 - The Wachowskis are invented by The Matrix to steal future CGI secrets.
  • 1968 - Stanley Kubrick begins secret filming of the Moon landing aided by space aliens and several people that live there.
  • 1970 - The Million Cyberman March (pictured) is held in Washington, DC. Conspiracy theorists claim that it was actually a failed invasion from outer space.
  • 1983 - America's largest tin foil hat manufacturer is shut down – at the same time as a record number of "communications satellites" are sent into orbit by NASA.
  • 1985 - 1985th anniversary of going to bed on November 21 and waking up on November 23 mysteriously in a different position than when you went to sleep.
  • 1986 - Hands Across America is celebrated at the same time as secret evidence is presented during the Iran-Contra trial.
  • 1992 - Mossad agents from the future assassinate Sam Weaver in Ruby Ridge for "unknown reasons".
  • 1997 - INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence debuts his hit single Noose Sensation.
  • 2000 - Shadow Internet #1 created. Subsequent internets are created in the coming years.
  • 2000 - John Titor stops by for a chat on his way back to 2136.
  • 2005 - Federal government attempt to reduce surplus population in New Orleans; it fails with just over 700 deaths.
  • 2006 - South Park exposes 2001 conspiracy as a conspiracy; Bush is found to be too stupid to blow up planes.
  • 2048 - The first time machine is invented.
  • 2066 - The second time machine is invented to go retrieve the crucial parts of the earlier time machine which blew up in New Orleans in 2005 causing 700 deaths.