Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 23

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The sweet taste of victory.

November 23: Official Lucky Glass Golf Trophy Meets Blonde Girl Who Wins at Golf Day

  • 323 BCE - Creation of golf (Gentlemen only ladies forbidden).
  • 265 BCE - Golf drops the acronym and lets anyone play.
  • 108 BCE - Creation of the first golf trophy.
  • 14 BCE - First golf trophy competition.
  • 7 BCE - Creation of glass.
  • 45 CE - Creation of glass golf trophy.
  • 924 - Creation of luck.
  • 1337 - Creation of Lucky Glass Golf Trophy.
  • 1502 - Creation of blonde girl.
  • 1503 - Creation of first blonde joke.
  • 1792 - Creation of blonde girl who plays golf.
  • 1824 - Creation of Blonde Girl Who Wins at Golf.
  • 1825-2664 - Every year on this day, Blonde Girl Who Wins at Golf wins at golf and wins Lucky Glass Golf Trophy.
  • 2665 - Abolition of glass, luck and blonde girls.