Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 15

October 15: Preggo Appreciation Day

• 25,000 BC - Erotic pregnant images are invented.
• 10,000 BC - Newts evolve the ability to live in human uteruses.
• 1300 - The Navajo invent Antbortion.
• 1682 - The ovum is first viewed through a microscope. The ovum would stare back if it had eyes.
• 1885 - Scientists propose an alternate view of pregnancy.
• 1900 - The first recorded Labor Party is held in Britain, taking hours to squeeze out a leader.
• 1967 - Missouri politician Newtis Newtfield is born.
• 1972 - Abortion is legalized in the USA; dead unborn baby jokes proliferate.
• 1973 - Backstreet abortionists are run out of business by legal abortion clinics. Right-wing religious groups owning backstreet abortion businesses vow revenge as do dry cleaners now stuck with millions of wire coat hangers.
• 1974 - Planned Parenthood is founded, preforming free abortions in exchange for money and referring friends to do the same.
• 1981 - The first successful hotwiring of a uterus is preformed.
• 1988 - Preggobear is born.
• 1994 - Mama Luigi takes a sojourn to the mushroom kingdom and encounters a magic balloon.
• 1998 - AMA publishes: HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One).
• 2005 - The phrase "Uterus or GTFO!" is invented.
• 2008 - Sarah Palin's daughter's unborn child is found to be pregnant.
• 2011 - A newt moves into Miranda Cosgrove's uterus.
• 2016 - Newtis Newtfield becomes the first newt to be elected President of the United States.