Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/October 4

October 4: International Holiday In Space Day, National Day of No National Holidays (Botswana)

• 9000 BCE - Crisis on Negative Earth 3!
• 13 CE - Jesus has his first wank.
• 21 CE - Jesus gets his first mortgage.
• 1582 - Gregorian Calendar is implemented, skipping straight from October 4 to October 15. This new calendar replaces the Julian Calendar, the final straw in a massive flame war between Julius Caesar and Pope Gregory the Great.
• 1957 - Freak traffic accident results in the launching of a motor home into space. Intergalactic cops quickly come by to ask them to keep the party noises down.
• 1980 - The 80s are back!
• 1989 - The 70s are back!
• 2005 - Steve Ballmer claims yet another victim.
• 2006 - Colorado and Wyoming exchange their shared border.
• 2006 - Texas splits into 3 pieces – Box, New Texas and Dubyaland.
• 2006 - Iraq becomes New Louisiana. Nike Revolution of 2006 ends.
• 2006 - Cold War Industries is created, becoming the first business to consist entirely of nothing, except a logo and a team of 2 young, handsome boys. Homosexuality in businesses is still frowned upon.
• 2010 - Astronauts celebrate Fourth of July with salvo of fireworks that explode in the atmosphere. Toxic dust kills millions in China.
• 2065 - NATO is finally recognized as the west compensating for something.
• 3000 - Duke Nukem Forever is released.
• 3001 - The Halo movie is released.