Uncyclopedia:Best of/2008

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UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released 31 December 2008
UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel 29 December 2008
Jimmy the Cowboy 27 December 2008
24 December 2008
The Millennium 22 December 2008
Igor 20 December 2008
Iron Maiden 18 December 2008
Pawnography 16 December 2008
Golf War 13 December 2008
Physics doesn't exist, it's all about Gnomes 9 December 2008
UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed 7 December 2008
Romance novel 5 December 2008
UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table 3 December 2008
Canadians: A Retrospective 30 November 2008
Andy Rooney 28 November 2008
BBC Wireless 4 27 November 2008
Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash? 25 November 2008
UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them 23 November 2008
UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature 21 November 2008
UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout 19 November 2008
Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane? 17 November 2008
HowTo:Love me 15 November 2008
Michael Bay 13 November 2008
UnNews:Cancer is racist 11 November 2008
UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama 9 November 2008
Observational Comedy 7 November 2008
Enid Blyton 5 November 2008
A-level 3 November 2008
Creepy 29 October 2008
Marijuana 28 October 2008
J'accuzzi 27 October 2008
HowTo:Win an argument 26 October 2008
UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now 25 October 2008
Fish Puns 24 October 2008
NASA 23 October 2008
Pontius Pilates 22 October 2008
Grim Reaper 21 October 2008
Creepy guy who lives across the street 20 October 2008
UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter 19 October 2008
The Bunfight at the OK Corral 18 October 2008
Rashōmon 17 October 2008
A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion 16 October 2008
Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists 14 October 2008
UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary 13 October 2008
HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis 12 October 2008
UnBooks:Polar Express 11 October 2008
Virginia Tech Massacre 10 October 2008
Rule of Three 9 October 2008
France 8 October 2008
Gerry Cheevers 7 October 2008
Faggot 6 October 2008
The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment 5 October 2008
Get Some Mortgage 4 October 2008
UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice 3 October 2008
Bucephalus 2 October 2008
UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes 1 October 2008
UnNews:Corrections 30 September 2008
Interpretive Death 29 September 2008
UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition) 28 September 2008
Double Entendre 27 September 2008
Goldfish 26 September 2008
Mousetrap 25 September 2008
Are you colour-blind? 24 September 2008
UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie 23 September 2008
HowTo:Boil an egg 22 September 2008
The Critique of Pure Reason 21 September 2008
HowTo:Hotwire a car 20 September 2008
The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! 19 September 2008
HowTo:Be a supervillain 18 September 2008
UnScripts:The Symposium 17 September 2008
HowTo:Drive a train 16 September 2008
UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears 15 September 2008
Regent University 14 September 2008
Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? 13 September 2008
UnTunes:White trash girl 12 September 2008
The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia 11 September 2008
Color Me Badd 10 September 2008
UnBooks:Who Killed God? 8 September 2008
UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight 7 September 2008
Gemini 6 September 2008
UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care 5 September 2008
HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia 4 September 2008
Laura Ingalls Wilder 3 September 2008
Universe (musical) 2 September 2008
UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible 1 September 2008
Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet? 31 August 2008
HowTo:Survive a Japanese game show 30 August 2008
UnNews:Area 51 opened to public 29 August 2008
Begging the question 28 August 2008
UnBooks:Captain's Blog 27 August 2008
Isaac Newton 26 August 2008
UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange 25 August 2008
Physics Act of 1707 24 August 2008
Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election 23 August 2008
Sania Mirza 22 August 2008
The Gathering Horror 21 August 2008
Lysol 20 August 2008
Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) 19 August 2008
Art That Looks Like Nothing 18 August 2008
Playstation 4 17 August 2008
Megadeth 16 August 2008
Pripyat River 15 August 2008
Lewd Acts of the Apostles 14 August 2008
UnNews:I have taken hostages 13 August 2008
UnNews:Man forgets 9-11 12 August 2008
Walpurgis Night 11 August 2008
UnBooks:Beep 10 August 2008
Robin Hood 9 August 2008
UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' 8 August 2008
Sarah Plain and Tall 7 August 2008
UnBooks:The Frogs 6 August 2008
Pond Whales 5 August 2008
Everything is great 4 August 2008
HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On 3 August 2008
Jew Claw 2 August 2008
Superannuation 1 August 2008
UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden 31 July 2008
Taft Punk 30 July 2008
Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you. 29 July 2008
UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies 28 July 2008
UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs 27 July 2008
Robert Mugabe 26 July 2008
Melville the One Trick Pony 24 July 2008
Awkward Conversation 23 July 2008
HowTo:Learn Guitar 22 July 2008
Spontaneous combustion 21 July 2008
UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook 20 July 2008
HowTo:Write the Great American Novel 19 July 2008
Hot indiscriminate sex 18 July 2008
Why?:Eat your broccoli 17 July 2008
Two Humps 16 July 2008
Necrophiliphobia 15 July 2008
UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion 14 July 2008
Goldilocks and the Three Bears 13 July 2008
Schindler's Listcruft 12 July 2008
What Would Jesus Do? 11 July 2008
UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect 10 July 2008
David Bowie 9 July 2008
UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) 8 July 2008
UnBooks:Ill Met By Moonlight 7 July 2008
Insomnia 6 July 2008
William Gladstone 5 July 2008
Hippies 4 July 2008
UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk 3 July 2008
Thou 2 July 2008
UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime 1 July 2008
HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament 30 June 2008
UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 20¾ 29 June 2008
UnNews:Your family died 27 June 2008
Traditional Values 26 June 2008
UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17 25 June 2008
Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them 24 June 2008
Guinness Brewmasters 23 June 2008
Rafael Nadal 22 June 2008
The Phallic School of Architecture 21 June 2008
Fourth Wall 20 June 2008
UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity 19 June 2008
UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong 18 June 2008
Consolation Prize 17 June 2008
The Old Country 16 June 2008
America is the best!!! 15 June 2008
HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article 14 June 2008
Japanese High Schools 13 June 2008
Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls? 12 June 2008
Turing Duck Test 11 June 2008
Perfect Disaster 10 June 2008
Pop bomb 9 June 2008
Dishwasher 8 June 2008
Fuck the world 7 June 2008
Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase 6 June 2008
UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex 5 June 2008
Bubble wrap 4 June 2008
Public service announcement 3 June 2008
HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 2 June 2008
The white guy in All-4-One 1 June 2008
Veteran 31 May 2008
Kitty porn 30 May 2008
UnNews:Chinese earthquake aftershock causes US tragedy 29 May 2008
Star Wars (Japanese Opera) 28 May 2008
UnScripts:All Mixed Up 27 May 2008
Use a Coaster! 26 May 2008
Unidentified man in green firing turret 25 May 2008
Eurovision Song Contest 24 May 2008
Harry S. Truman 23 May 2008
Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans 22 May 2008
Democrazy 21 May 2008
Why?:Blame Hitler 20 May 2008
Battleship Potemkin 19 May 2008
Ferdinand von Zeppelin 18 May 2008
UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave 17 May 2008
UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album 16 May 2008
Jerry Falwell 15 May 2008
Scat 14 May 2008
Miles Davis 13 May 2008
World War IV 12 May 2008
UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. 11 May 2008
Game:Oliver Twist 10 May 2008
Custom Degrees 9 May 2008
Defender of the Clown 8 May 2008
Pre-Market Economy 7 May 2008
UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not 6 May 2008
Mordor Jalapeños 5 May 2008
Pyromaniac 4 May 2008
The Dog Dies at the End 3 May 2008
MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick 2 May 2008
UnBooks:USA ROCKS! 1 May 2008
The Daily Show 30 April 2008
Paradise Inc. 29 April 2008
Tony Visconti 28 April 2008
Cyanide 27 April 2008
HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days 26 April 2008
Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament 25 April 2008
UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes 24 April 2008
Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald 23 April 2008
Why?:Burn a Furby? 22 April 2008
Status Quo 21 April 2008
Al Capone 20 April 2008
Why?:Buy a Cereal-o-Matic 19 April 2008
UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!" 18 April 2008
UnScripts:Heinous Dan 17 April 2008
Battle of the Sexes 16 April 2008
Otter 15 April 2008
Campaign Leaflet 14 April 2008
Misquoting Jesus 13 April 2008
Ant 12 April 2008
Prince and the Revolution 11 April 2008
UnScripts:To'Romisha 10 April 2008
Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list? 9 April 2008
UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary 8 April 2008
UnBooks:The Last Little Pig 7 April 2008
UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy 6 April 2008
G Rated Talking Animal Movie 5 April 2008
UnScripts:Average Cop 4 April 2008
Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles 3 April 2008
Stoner High School 2 April 2008
Main Page 1 April 2008
Homing pigeon 31 March 2008
Hillyard & Brickman Corporation 30 March 2008
Why?:Take Your Fish To Work 29 March 2008
Drugs 28 March 2008
Lake Spooky 27 March 2008
List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway 26 March 2008
Edward the Gibbon 25 March 2008
American Dream 24 March 2008
The Muffin Man 23 March 2008
Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk 22 March 2008
Hyperdrinking 21 March 2008
HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin 20 March 2008
Please delete this page 19 March 2008
Paris Hilton 18 March 2008
UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits 17 March 2008
Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter 16 March 2008
Selective Inbreeding 15 March 2008
Conservapedia 14 March 2008
UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire 13 March 2008
UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest 12 March 2008
Horatio Hornblower 11 March 2008
All of the Above 10 March 2008
Charles Lindbergh 9 March 2008
UnScripts:Noah's Ark 8 March 2008
UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story 7 March 2008
UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games 6 March 2008
UnBooks:Travel Guide For All Countries 5 March 2008
File 8AO4F: The God Case 4 March 2008
Examples of Bias in Conservapedia 3 March 2008
United States of America 2 March 2008
In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943 1 March 2008
Polish Inquisition 29 February 2008
The Siege of Bordeaux 28 February 2008
Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face 27 February 2008
UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963 26 February 2008
UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old 25 February 2008
March of the Penguin Brothers 24 February 2008
Just pennies a day 23 February 2008
Marie Curie 22 February 2008
I lost your pet ferret 21 February 2008
Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? 20 February 2008
Dude 19 February 2008
Truthful Vending GmbH 18 February 2008
If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS 17 February 2008
Uncyclopedia Health Service 16 February 2008
UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind 15 February 2008
Rough Pubs 14 February 2008
EPIC FAIL! 13 February 2008
HowTo:Play the Skin Flute 31 January 2008
UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul 30 January 2008
Thomas Aquinas 29 January 2008
Hong Kong Feng Shui 28 January 2008
UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It 27 January 2008
Much Ado About Nothing 26 January 2008
UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II 25 January 2008
Pacific War 24 January 2008
Why?:Have Humongous Breasts 23 January 2008
UnBooks:Surgical Phone 22 January 2008
UnBooks:Fischer Price 21 January 2008
UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop 20 January 2008
United Nations Charter 19 January 2008
Thermopylae 18 January 2008
UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist 17 January 2008
UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits! 16 January 2008
Break Up Letter 14 January 2008
UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled 13 January 2008
Why?:Use a wooden condom 12 January 2008
Humanity: A Retrospective 12 January 2008
Alien vs. Predator 11 January 2008
Why?:Save the mooses? 10 January 2008
I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation 9 January 2008
Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 8 January 2008
UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive 7 January 2008
UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon 6 January 2008
HowTo:Hear a Picture 5 January 2008
Academia 4 January 2008
A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid 3 January 2008
Thomas Hardy 2 January 2008
HowTo:Mail a letter 1 January 2008