Uncyclopedia:Best of/2011 (by date)
On this page are articles that were featured on the front page during the golden years of Uncyclopedia (meaning any year other than this year) [golden meaning its not like this year] {meaning the articles arent as good as this year}. Do read them to see how much better the 2011 articles are.
You may also wish to see the voting page for said better articles of this year.
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Articles in Alphabetical Order
Articles by date
Featured articles[edit]
The best of the best. You can vote for your favorite articles to be featured.
January[edit]
- UnNews:Maria speaks to us (1 January)
- Roberto Duran (2 January)
- Alice in Sunderland (3 January)
- Riddle (4 January)
- UnNews:Amnesty International unfriends Uganda (5 January)
- The Godfather Part III (6 January)
- The Song Remains the Same (8 January)
- Barbarian (9 January)
- Aqueduct (10 January)
- UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified (11 January)
- UnNews:Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare (12 January)
- God's answering service (13 January)
- UnBooks:Duty (14 January)
- UnNews:Fantasy realms left defenseless in wake of Warcraft expansion pack (15 January)
- Find an Asian wife! (16 January)
- Dark Science (17 January)
- New York hobos (18 January)
- HowTo:Go into the light (19 January)
- UnReviews:The Road (2009) (23 January)
- Todd Palin (24 January)
- Slime Cube (25 January)
- Lonely hearts column (26 January)
- UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster (27 January)
- Kitten Cookbook (28 January)
- A Fine Frenzy (29 January)
- UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! (30 January)
- Take A Break (magazine) (31 January)
February[edit]
- Yellow fever (1 February)
- A Study of Existentialism within Speed 2: Cruise Control (12 February)
- Elephant (13 February)
- Blockbuster (14 February)
- UnScripts:Star Trek (film, 2009 reboot) (15 February)
- UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England (16 February)
- Lionel Richie Ceiling Dance Conspiracy Theory (17 February)
- The First Lunar-American War (18 February)
- Pearl necklace (19 February)
- BabyTV (20 February)
- Miracle Science (21 February)
- Un-British Activities (22 February)
- Descentiousness (23 February)
- Tittyfuck rape (24 February)
- Roger Hargreaves (25 February)
- Aristotle (26 February)
- Elfen Lied (27 February)
- Workaround-oriented programming (28 February)
March[edit]
- UnNews:World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming (1 March)
- Science fiction (2 March)
- In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating (3 March)
- UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor (4 March)
- Muddy Waters (5 March)
- Trainspotting (novel) (6 March)
- Rich guys who blow all their money on expensive whores (7 March)
- There'll Always Be An England? (8 March)
- UnBooks:The Old Man and LV (9 March)
- KDE (10 March)
- Samurai (11 March)
- UnNews:Local grandmother finally uses printer (12 March)
- Raymond Chandler's "Murder on the Orient Express" (13 March)
- Joe Pesci (14 March)
- Mike Tyson (15 March)
- Adam West (16 March)
- Wesley willis (17 March)
- Joy Division (18 March)
- Talk:Milton Babbitt (19 March)
- Gross Moral Turpitude (20 March)
- Mobutu Sese Seko (21 March)
- Xenopubes (22 March)
- UnNews:Civil war hits Wisconsin (23 March)
- The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics (24 March)
- Polar bear (25 March)
- Justin Bieber (26 March)
- HowTo:Cook Children (27 March)
- Viking Metal (28 March)
- HowTo:Be a Troll (29 March)
- Rapto-velocity (30 March)
- HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise (31 March)
April[edit]
- A Day With My Son (1 April)
- Bass (2 April)
- Katy Perry (3 April)
- UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To Asia (4 April)
- UnNews:Madden 12 to feature new Lockout Mode (5 April)
- Dinosaur (6 April)
- Idiots (7 April)
- Friday (song) (8 April)
- Miley Davis (9 April)
- Toshiro Mifune (10 April)
- Tombstone (11 April)
- UnNews:Michigan supreme court votes in favor of rapper (12 April)
- Milton Babbitt/rewrite (13 April)
- Psychedelic music (14 April)
- UnBooks:The Revelations of St John the Divine of Woking (15 April)
- Last of the Mohicans (17 April)
- Pikeys - Our Friends (18 April)
- Salem witch trials (19 April)
- People Who Like to Fuck Naked (20 April)
- UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath (21 April)
- Why?:Categorise pages (22 April)
- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, Sit Down and Relax for a Bit, Try and Read or Something, Maybe Eat a Cheese Sandwich, and Basically Do Anything Other Than Obsessively Think About Being Obliterated in a Massive Nuclear Explosion (23 April)
- On her wedding day, saying the things left unsaid (24 April)
- User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty (25 April)
- Milton Babbitt (26 April)
- Jeff Beck (27 April)
- UnNews:Encyclopædia Dramatica ends undramatically, world celebrates (28 April)
- Thomas Alva Edison - a man to measure (29 April)
- Victory (30 April)
May[edit]
- Damaged goods (1 May)
- UnNews:Crackpot confirms irrational suspicions after viewing online news piece (2 May)
- HowTo:Beat Shaq (3 May)
- Blind Lemon Kraftwerk (4 May)
- Ovum (5 May)
- HowTo:Frighten small children (6 May)
- Heaven's Gate (7 May)
- Neighborhood Watch (8 May)
- Machine gun (9 May)
- Blue-ringed octopus (10 May)
- Flying Gypsies (11 May)
- UnBooks:Memoirs of a Critic (12 May)
- UnNews:Unrest in Syria, nobody cares (13 May)
- Don Martin (14 May)
- Stratego (15 May)
- Born again (16 May)
- Updating The Classics (17 May)
- UnNews:Humans evolved from dinosaurs (18 May)
- HowTo:Reenact History (19 May)
- UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows (20 May)
- Queen Victoria (21 May)
- UnScripts:The Socialer Network (22 May)
- Mailing it in (23 May)
- Muammar Gaddafi (24 May)
- Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia) (25 May)
- HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins (26 May)
- Guru Maharaj Ji (27 May)
- Lunar Launch (28 May)
- UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament) (29 May)
- Secretary (30 May)
- December 21, 2012 (31 May)
June[edit]
- UnNews:Abraham Lincoln was an asshat, historian concludes (1 June)
- A Series of Unfortunate Events (2 June)
- Ben Croshaw (3 June)
- Skunk (4 June)
- Why?:Does Mads Mikkelsen not speak one line of dialogue in Valhalla Rising? (5 June)
- UnNews:Obama: We're not responsible for drones with US Army emblem's actions (6 June)
- Sofia Coppola (7 June)
- UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses (8 June)
- UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover) (9 June)
- Armenian Genocide (10 June)
- HowTo:Clown Stalk (11 June)
- HowTo:Get your candy back off that baby (12 June)
- HowTo:Face your upcoming death (13 June)
- Sexual harassment (14 June)
- Doping in sports (15 June)
- Ice cream truck (16 June)
- HowTo:Make Breakfast Goo (For Men) (17 June)
- G-Rex (18 June)
- HowTo:Get into Heaven (19 June)
- My Name is Earl (20 June)
- Novak Djokovic (21 June)
- Celebrity Advice (22 June)
- Visual puns (23 June)
- UnScripts:The Single Caucasian Roommate (24 June)
- Kryptonite (25 June)
- Tom Paine (26 June)
- War of Colonial Aggression (27 June)
- Shabalov Vs Areshchenko (28 June)
- Sans-culottes (29 June)
- Mahjong (30 June)
July[edit]
- Invader Zim (1 July)
- Boston Molasses Disaster (2 July)
- Inbox (3 July)
- Planned Parenthood (4 July)
- Chicago Seven (5 July)
- UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church (6 July)
- Uh oh! (7 July)
- Backmasking (8 July)
- HowTo:Be Deep (9 July)
- Padmé (10 July)
- Dave Chappelle (11 July)
- Madame Tussauds (12 July)
- George Carlin (13 July)
- Zach Braff (14 July)
- Hypnotist (15 July)
- ToddiPhone Viral Marketing Campaign (16 July)
- Battle of Guadalcanal (17 July)
- Final Fantasy VII (18 July)
- HowTo:Replace bread with something else (19 July)
- Wall Street Kid (20 July)
- A pizza a day keeps the doctor away (21 July)
- Game of Thrones (22 July)
- Uncyclopedia made my life more different (23 July)
- Bohemian Grove (24 July)
- Rand Paul (25 July)
- Andy Kaufman (26 July)
- Two and a Half Men (27 July)
- It's Not You, It's Me (28 July)
- UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning (29 July)
- MTV Cribs (30 July)
- Québec (31 July)
August[edit]
- Ethnicity (1 August)
- Boyfriend (2 August)
- Nazi Hover Tank (3 August)
- Creation myth (6 August)
- Office Space (7 August)
- HowTo:Get Off the Road (8 August)
- Why?:Invade the Falklands (9 August)
- PE Teacher (10 August)
- The Big Crunch (11 August)
- Unobtanium (12 August)
- Chicks (13 August)
- Purple Prose (14 August)
- HowTo:Make Breakfast Dew (For Women) (15 August)
- Why?:IPs can't edit the main page (16 August)
- Negative potato (17 August)
- Animal fucking (18 August)
- Jean de la Fontaine (19 August)
- UnNews:Tour de France 2011 filled with controversies (20 August)
- Peter Dinklage (21 August)
- Feral Child (22 August)
- The Wire (23 August)
- Rosetta Stone (24 August)
- Swedish steamshovel (25 August)
- Carmen Miranda Syndrome (26 August)
- Puddle of shit (27 August)
- Bureau of time management (28 August)
- John Belushi (29 August)
- Ozone (30 August)
- Mini-golf (31 August)
September[edit]
- Illogicopedia (1 September)
- HowTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article without reading any of the rules or directions or manuals or policies first (2 September)
- Sun (3 September)
- Colorless green ideas sleep furiously (4 September)
- HowTo:Eat sand (5 September)
- UnNews:Zeus Endorses Schwarzenegger for Republican Presidential Candidacy (6 September)
- Crying and Wanking (7 September)
- HowTo:Hug another man (8 September)
- Lynx Cool Metal Shower Gel (9 September)
- UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11 (10 September)
- Dikembe Mutombo (11 September)
- UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik (12 September)
- My big 9-11 whoopsie (13 September)
- Eyewitness (14 September)
- Watermelon (15 September)
- A Man Getting Hit in the Crotch 800 Times (16 September)
- UnNews:Faggot had personal problem with me (17 September)
- Final Destination (18 September)
- Daemonic kitties (19 September)
- 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation (20 September)
- HowTo:Train to look awesome! (21 September)
- UnTunes:Uncyclopedia Didn't Start The Fire (22 September)
- UnNews:Alaska woman wins 2011 International Punching-A-Bear-In-The-Face Championship (23 September)
- Horseshoes (game) (25 September)
- Major urinary proteins (28 September)
- Australian Pink Floyd (30 September)
October[edit]
- Skeleton warrior (1 October)
- Subliminal stimuli (3 October)
- Irreducible complexity (4 October)
- UnNews:911 conspiracies explained by a sandwich (5 October)
- The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants (8 October)
- MKULTRA (9 October)
- Ghostwriter (11 October)
- This is not Sparta (13 October)
- Serious (14 October)
- Corpsearian (16 October)
- Principality of Sealand (18 October)
- UnNews:Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict (20 October)
- Louisiana Purchase (22 October)
- Boards of Canada (23 October)
- Arecibo Message (24 October)
- Pac-Man (walkthrough) (25 October)
- Spittoon (26 October)
- Apathy Man (27 October)
- HowTo:Be A College DJ (28 October)
- Indiana Jones and the Typical University-level Dig (29 October)
- SpongeBob SquarePants (30 October)
- UnNews:Cancer research causes cancer (31 October)
November[edit]
- Creeping featurism (1 November)
- UnNews:Deity seeks Gagging Order (2 November)
- HowTo:Snowboard your way to awesomeness! (3 November)
- HowTo:Make me RICH (4 November)
- Fanny Cradock (5 November)
- HowTo:Milk a Cow (6 November)
- Receptive aphasia (7 November)
- Vasco da Gama (8 November)
- RoboCop (9 November)
- Knights in White Satin (10 November)
- How to:Pick your nose discreetly in public/At the Park (11 November)
- Deviled eggs (12 November)
- Door handle (13 November)
- HowTo:Disable a Tsar Bomba (14 November)
- I Have A Problem (15 November)
- Nothing is permanent (16 November)
- Jim Bridger (17 November)
- The only way to success (18 November)
- 1969 24 Hours of Le Mans (20 November)
- Augustus (21 November)
- Fox News (23 November)
- UnNews:Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years (24 November)
- Uncyclopedia:Don't Eat Waffles Here (25 November)
- Don King (26 November)
- UnNews:Justin Bieber eats a sandwich (27 November)
- UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis (28 November)
- Where The Wild Onions Grow (29 November)
- George Washington (30 November)
December[edit]
- UnNews:Town council takes 'steps' to tackle crime (2 December)
- UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident (3 December)
- Iceland (4 December)
- Herman Cain (5 December)
- UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance (6 December)
- UnScripts:Good Dog/Bad Dog (8 December)
- Mexico tourism brochure (9 December)
- Imagination (11 December)
- Banana Jacket (12 December)
- Extraterrestrial life (13 December)
- HowTo:Turn nature into collectibles (14 December)
- Tojo Books (16 December)
- Italy (19 December)
- Mount Everest Disaster (21 December)
- UnNews:Stay strong, great people, for Kim Jong-il passed away (22 December)
- Snow angels (24 December)
- UnNews:Grinch calls Whovillians 'invented people' (25 December)
- HowTo:Recognize and Fight a Boss without Losing your Last Life (27 December)
- UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada (29 December)
- All Quiet on the Western Front (31 December)
