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Big News! U.S. News & World report will be writing a 3-page feature on Uncyclopedia. Details coming soon...

Uh... --Chronarion 14:18, 12 Mar 2005 (EST)
0_o --Nytrospawn 23:08, 12 Mar 2005 (EST)
wow, you thought metafilter was bad, get ready for the Ultimate Drop-kick Infinity that report will put on yo ass. --Metaphysical 15:53, 13 Mar 2005 (EST)
You know, that's a joke. --Chronarion 17:21, 13 Mar 2005 (EST)
Damn, I made a speech just for them --Nytrospawn 17:24, 13 Mar 2005 (EST)
Isn't that my job? --Chronarion 09:08, 14 Mar 2005 (EST)

We have just hit metafilter, and linkfilter. We're currently being hit by a bunch of trolls. If anyone sees vandalism, please help by reverting. It is however, a healthy flow of traffic, and kinda nice :) --Chronarion 03:03, 8 Mar 2005 (EST)

Okay, not just metafilter... [1]--Chronarion 17:11, 9 Mar 2005 (EST)

Not just that either.[2]--Chronarion 19:29, 9 Mar 2005 (EST)


BBSpot's sending some traffic too.

Nice...

Uncyclopedia Easter Egg Hunt

Someone suggest what this is supposed to be. --Chronarion 15:17, 27 Jan 2005 (EST)

  • Someone hides Easter Eggs. Then we all get on horses and set the beagles on them (the eggs, not the person hiding them.62.254.0.14 07:21, 6 Feb 2005 (EST)
    • On second thoughts, the bastard has just hid our Easter Eggs, so set the beagles on them. 62.254.0.14 07:21, 6 Feb 2005 (EST)

Theme! SAURON

I dunno. --Chronarion 16:23, 20 Jan 2005 (EST)

UNIX MANUAL WEEK!

This week, my theme will be stupid unix manual edits. Some will be better than others. I hope.--Chronarion 19:27, 18 Jan 2005 (EST)

Scrolls of Mario Found!

Late last night scrolls containing the story of Some guy named jesus were found. Uncyclopedia data was updated accordingly.

--Flammable 16:16, 17 Jan 2005 (EST)

Laws of Physics Changed!

This evening A startled New England man was surprised to note that the Laws of Physics, as we know them, suddenly no longer applied. He noticed this when he absent mindedly walked through a wall and found that he was able to fly. No further news as to how this will affect our economy at this moment. More on this story as it breaks

--PantsMacKenzie 12:28, 17 Jan 2005 (EST)

Discordian Society Meeting

Yesterday morning 13AM, Col Mustard in the Library with the Revolver. --Chronarion 12:59, 10 Jan 2005 (EST)

Apparently, I had my pants around my ankles --PantsMacKenzie 10:52, 13 Jan 2005 (EST)

Saturday, 2005-Jan-8

Second Chance Orgy: Sloppy Seconds 8pm in the Common Room. --Drauh 06:53, 8 Jan 2005 (EST)

Huh? Oh crap. I missed it too? --Tino 23:48, 9 Jan 2005 (EST)

Older Events

Gigantic orgy at 8 pm. Get there before the fat girls do.

Dude, wheres the orgy? -Shiek

Apparently, you missed it entirely. --Chronarion 20:35, 5 Jan 2005 (EST)

Tanveer's a moron. -kammisan


Have I told any of you you were horrible people lately? YOU ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE! Thank you.--SilentConsole 00:12, 6 Jan 2005 (EST)

EEP

Arrgaelw

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