Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/archive

Chess

Score: +4

• Has some good bits in it. Overall, it might not be the most popular article, but it's popular enough to do a rewrite IMHO.   Le Cejak • <15:30, 08 Jul 2008>

I think ZB has a re-write tucked away somewhere. Will we ever see it though? MrN  Fork you! 23:24, Jul 10

That's not a rewrite. That was me and Kalir (and Codeine and Mordillo) actually playing chess. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:35, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Holy shit, a namedrop that isn't just the USERNAME template at work. Ж Kalir _{nobody knows my gender} 09:09, 18 August 2008 (UTC)

• Could be an interesting topic. Not quite sure where the other vote came from, but I'll add a third. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:39, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
• For. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:20, 14 October 2008 (UTC)

The Big Lebowski

Score: +4

• This actually has some pretty decent stuff in it already, and could prolly be betterified nicely. Also, dude. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:32, Jun 30
• For I'd certainly put in some work on this one. -RAHB
• For One of my favorite movies of all time. -OptyC Sucks! CUN13:24, 12 Jul
• For - The article abides. -Tritefantastic 03:10, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Wal★Mart

Score: +4

• Same reasoning as McDonald's.   Le Cejak • <16:09, 07 Jul 2008>
• I came here to nominate this one, and you beat me to the punch sir. This needs it. For The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:42, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
• Same reasoning as McCajek... MrN  Fork you! 17:23, Jul 12
• What, we're voting now? Okay. For. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:08, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
• To be colonized from October 19th to October 26th. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:33, 19 October 2008 (UTC)

Frank Zappa

Score: +4

• I know we have a lot of Zappa fans here, and I think it's high time we gave this man an article worthy of the heading of "Frank Zappa." -RAHB 03:01, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
• Cream cheese -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:17, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
• 4 - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:11, Jul 9
• 5 --MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 18:36, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Richard Nixon

Score: +4

• The Entire series of presidential articles with the exception of George W. Bush is in an absolutely deplorable shape. Nixon isn't one of the worst, but it's a place to start. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  3/07/2008 @ 02:38
• Let's fix up the goofy presidents.   Le Cejak • <16:03, 07 Jul 2008>
• I second that motion. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:09, Jul 9
• That crazy bastard needs a good article. Why not? The Eiffel Tower is getting a champagne bar, so why NOT rewrite this?!? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:59, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
• To be colonized from August 17th to August 24th -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:58, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

Hell

Score: +5

• McDonald's, Wal★Mart, Death, and now Hell. I see a patern. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 20:33, Jul. 7, 2008
• I also see a pattern.   Le Cejak • <20:57, 07 Jul 2008>
• For -RAHB 04:28, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
• For A pattern? MrN  Fork you! 17:27, Jul 12
• For --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:21, 1 August 2008 (UTC)
• To be colonized from August 7th to August 14th -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:04, 7 August 2008 (UTC)

McDonald's

Score: +8

• It's an important article, and it gets a hell of a lot of traffic. As so many people see this page I think it would be great if it were better. MrN  Fork you! 03:04, Jul 7
• Agreed.   Le Cejak • <16:09, 07 Jul 2008>
• Cut the fat - So many people will visit the site just to see popular pages like this so we need them to be presentable at least. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 17:16, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
• For Let's do this... -RAHB 04:27, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
• For. Needs to be done. --UU - natter 11:26, Jul 8
• I'm all for other people doing it, but it's not really a topic I'm interested in (hey, I appear to be the only one working on Mugabe, so I'm doing my bit). It definitely needs doing. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:30, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
• Yes please. ~ 15:30, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
• Would you like fries with your drink sir? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 15:26, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
  
  
• To be colonized from July 12th to July 19th -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:20, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

Robert Mugabe

• Topical, and could do with being better. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 12:37, 30 Jun 2008
• To be colonized from July 5th to July 12th -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:44, 6 July 2008 (UTC)

Colonization will be taking a break during the PLS

• To be colonized from July 19th to August 7th -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:14, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

(if you do, however, wish to colonize something, you can get a head start on Frank Zappa, which would have been this weeks colony) -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:14, 20 July 2008 (UTC)