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William Shatner

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Delete	Incofuckinherent\|delete Chocolate Rain 22:22, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Wow, it's like one big massive fucking red link. pillow talk 22:59, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Speedily Deleted. Democratically, of course. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:00, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

The Color Purple

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Delete	Unfunny stub that includes Oprah, and hasn't been touched in over a year. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 03:49, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill But it won 5 Daves!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:50, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Shit stub. --UU - natter 08:51, Jul 18 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:05, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete stub Extremelyestlybored 15:44, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete it for winning a Pizza. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:11, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
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Corey Taylor

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Delete	Unfunny and random. I don't know what else to say except that I don't like his band, although I guess that isn't really relevant when concerning the content of the page. /me shuts up -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:57, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill An IP on the talkpage says he isn't the clown, that's he's the leatherface, and that even people who aren't fans know this... I didn't. Not like it matters. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:13, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 01:20, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, somehow listy-feeling bandcruft crapola. --UU - natter 08:44, Jul 18 The article on Slipknot sucked too » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 22:25, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
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Tybee Island

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Delete	Kerkill First off, Jimmy Carter lives in Plains, south of Columbus/Fort Benning. Secondly, this sucks. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:14, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete WoW. Considering that Hardwick Fundlebuggy has edited this... Mr N Fork you! 00:19, Jul 18 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:30, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Redlink central, unfunny, bollocks etc. --UU - natter 08:39, Jul 18 Delete not funny Extremelyestlybored 15:47, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
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Infraday

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Delete	Kerkill What? I don't detect any attempt whatsoever. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:14, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete MadMax sorted out the formatting, but the text is random nonsense. Mr N Fork you! 00:23, Jul 18 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:32, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I tried to follow it, but I stopped when my head started spinning. --UU - natter 08:33, Jul 18 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:06, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
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Chemical element

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Delete	Kerkill Unfunny and stubby sciencecruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:14, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete No funny found. Mr N Fork you! 00:25, Jul 18 ZZZZZZZZZZ. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:33, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete...OF SCIENCE!!! -RA HB 01:11, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Stubby and dull. --UU - natter 08:30, Jul 18
Comments	Consider getting rid of the redirect to this page (Chemical elements (redirect) (delete)) as well. --UU - natter 08:30, Jul 18

NIT Calicut

Keep	Keep I could not see any cyberbullying, and it's got a WIP tag on it. I suggest you contact the author letting them know that this kinda of thing will not be kept, and that they should improve the article. Add it to your watch list, and if they remove the WIP without improving it, nom it then. Mr N Fork you! 21:22, Jul 14 Keep Too new for VFD, PLUS the author is still working on it. Give it time. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:15, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Keep per Dexter. Give the guy some time. pillow talk 19:10, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:43, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Ineligible. Created in the last week and WiP tagged. Given there's been no action since the day it was created except to put the VFD tag on, that action has probably prolonged the life of the article by a couple of days. --UU - natter 11:17, Jul 17
Delete	Delete. Too late for QVFD, but this article already sounds like mocking vanity. Simply put, it already sucks and is made for somebody who actually knows of the college/university/institute/whatever. Would be best for the Indian Uncyclopedia...if we have one? Some of the recent edits, especially those regarding the sports for the hostels, appear to be cyberbullying as well. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:44, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:11, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I don't like this! mAttlobster. (hello) 21:51, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	There is no {{VFD}} tag on the article. Mr N Fork you! 21:22, Jul 14 Also this was created on 11 July 2008... Mr N Fork you! 02:26, Jul 15 It wouldn't be fair to delete it while it's a WIP, but I hope I find at least one thing to laugh about after the WIP tag expires. --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 18:34, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:02, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Anderson Number

Keep	Keep - It made me laugh. It actually had a pretty clever punchline. No, it's not like a full-fledged FA candidate, but amusing stubs are worth keeping. Electrons are not expensive. pillow talk 17:09, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Keep I'll clean it up a bit after the vote. The author demonstrates coherency and some sign of humor. -RA HB 18:22, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. Per RAHB. --UU - natter 11:09, Jul 17 Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:51, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Not like most of the atrocities here on death row » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 13:09, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Keep again -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 01:18, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Mathcruft that survived deletion in February (by a 4-to-5 vote) and hasn't been touched since. Come on guys, really? REALLY?!? IT ISN'T EVER GOING TO BE REWRITTEN! Get rid of it already! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:53, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Per my pants and THE's poop last time... Serious business this VFD. It's not personal. Mr N Fork you! 16:41, Jul 14 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:36, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - Meh, this is crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:42, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - OK concept but it falls flat. If you have ideas to improve it RAHB, why not move it to your userspace? You could probably re-submit it to the mainspace, if it was improved enough.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 18:48, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:01, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Rock lobster

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Delete	Kerkill Random and quite stupid in my opinion. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:14, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete It can go... Mr N Fork you! 00:26, Jul 18 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:34, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Meh -RA HB 01:10, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, crap. --UU - natter 08:28, Jul 18 08:28, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:05, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Um, it got deleted. And then I recreated it. I hope that wasn't done horribly out of process. pillow talk 17:34, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Deleted the old page and Kept the new one. Hyperbole has torn the fabric of the universe asunder. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:06, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

Meg Griffin

Keep	The lists can be trimmed. The rest is at least moderately funny. --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 18:09, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Keep I took out the list and some rubbish. What's here is probably better than nothing. Mr N Fork you! 23:14, Jul 16 Mr N Fork you! 00:37, Jul 18
Delete	It kind of has a concept, but it just doesn't work for me. Plus, it's got these two, big, stupid lists. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:56, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill No funny detected. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:18, 16 July 2008 (UTC) I don't like it. -RA HB 23:22, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete and redirect to Family Guy. If there's one thing I hate, it's unfunny stuff about stuff that is funny. What are we trying to do, make the next Date Movie? pillow talk 01:12, 17 July 2008 (UTC) OMGs, But Date Movie was so lol! They are making another one of those crap movies titled "Disaster Movie." Prepare for the utter shit now. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:56, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Hype. --UU - natter 12:10, Jul 17 Delete. On second thoughts, we can do a lot better than this... Mr N Fork you! 00:37, Jul 18 Oh, Right, Delete Nothing really worth saving. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:56, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
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Rwanda

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Delete	Delete Let's start this one again... Mr N Fork you! 23:13, Jul 17 Obvious delete. pillow talk 23:19, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill The 2005 versions were better than the current, but it's not worth keeping either. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:27, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:29, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete An article on our site exists in this state? Jesus, this is the most pitiful thing ever. -RA HB 01:09, 18 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. Easy kill. --UU - natter 08:26, Jul 18
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Yul Brynner

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Delete	Delete The lead to this article tells me all I need to know. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 13:50, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Though, for some odd reason, the only the I found to be really weird is: “Yo-Yo Ma ate my hamster.” ~ Yul Brynner. What's up with everyone mentioning Yo Yo Ma all the time? I mean, yeah, he's a good cellist, but damn! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete "Yul Brynner (originally Yul George Walnut Foreman Brynner) was ejaculated out of the penis of Queen Victoria on July 7 1877" Um, hang on should we really be deleting this??? OK, probably... Mr N Fork you! 19:50, Jul 17 Sigh. I'll pour out a little beer for this one. pillow talk 23:00, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Kill -RA HB 04:22, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
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RPG Maker

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Delete	Delete. Author(s) seem to run out of idea after introduction. Crappy shameless advertisement near the end only make it worse. --Ace Attacker 09:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete RPG Maker cruft. Mr N Fork you! 11:47, Jul 17 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:49, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yeah, not good. --UU - natter 11:58, Jul 17 Kerkill per what that one guy said. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:22, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:35, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
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Kwistokalia

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Delete	Kerkill Old and unfunny fictional countrycruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:20, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:49, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. What Dex said. --UU - natter 11:55, Jul 17 Delete. Actually, it's countrycruft which is unfunny and fictional. Mr N Fork you! 12:35, Jul 17 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:46, 17 July 2008 (UTC) But now the Kwistokalian and his friend are now dead ever since the demolition of the planet Earth. You don't say. pillow talk 21:46, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I guess. I've noticed a terrible trend. "I'm starting out with a pretty well though out idea and at least a decent intro, now I'm going to slowly progress into idiotic nothingness." -RA HB 01:08, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
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2 line stories

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Delete	Kerkill Really? REALLY?!? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:20, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 11:45, Jul 17 Delete. Really? No. Mr N Fork you! 11:46, Jul 17 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:50, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Annihilate now. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 13:01, 17 July 2008 (UTC) HoLy ShIt DuDe WhAt ThE fUcK -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:55, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete although I did somewhat enjoy the badly-written Penthouse Forum letter at the end. pillow talk 21:43, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
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Double Back: The Video Game

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Delete	Delete Um... No thanks. Mr N Fork you! 03:06, Jul 17 ZZ-top could have never diven the rights to Capcom to create this game. You don't say. pillow talk 03:14, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Nasty Dogs and Funky Kings. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:20, 17 July 2008 (UTC) What the hell? -RA HB 04:55, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Fake video game cruft... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 11:21, Jul 17
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Breakdown

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Delete	Delete Short, crappy. Seems to just be bashing on already shitty bands. Crappy "history" section. Also doesn't seem to realize that breakdowns exist outside of hardcore music. -RA HB 07:39, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crappy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:54, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:39, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I could find nothing worth the bother. Mr N Fork you! 23:23, Jul 16 Known Breakdown Abusers: George Bush, Chuck Norris, Neo right. pillow talk 01:08, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per RAHB. --UU - natter 11:19, Jul 17 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:48, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
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Man Eating Instruments

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Delete	N+D - Random, listcruft article. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:22, Jul. 17, 2008 Delete I will be happy to see it go. The article that is. Mr N Fork you! 02:28, Jul 17 Delete Incomprehensible-Phantom-Lord 02:38, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Sigh - It could have been so much better if it weren't just a list of many instruments and an announcement that they will eat me. pillow talk 02:47, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:02, 17 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 04:37, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
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Eggplant

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Delete	Delete It lost me at Eggplant. If there's anything good here, it's way over my head. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:02, 16 July 2008 (UTC) LOL WUT -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:05, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Eggplants are math? Uh? I'm confused... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:12, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I'm not going to fight for it. Mr N Fork you! 23:05, Jul 16 ... -RA HB 23:20, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Not funny at all Extremelyestlybored 00:46, 17 July 2008 (UTC) When realized in a poodle program, the cucumber is represented by an interface, which shields a corresponding implementation. - the author seems to have confused the concepts of vocabulary and comedy. pillow talk 01:13, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
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Lois Griffin

Keep	Keep Call me crazy but I happen to like sex. --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 18:14, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Sex, sex, sex, fuck, sex. Read my lips. Scaryyyyy. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:56, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:06, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Oh My Buh-God Destroy now. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:10, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Though, in the history, I found that this is where it turned it to sexcruft. Prior to that it was just random crap, though. Maybe y'all would like this version better... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:56, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete That's so terrible. -RA HB 23:06, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 23:22, Jul 16 gave over 37 hand jobs when she was 9 and 17 blow jobs when she was 12 - wow! Pedophilia quantified! pillow talk 01:09, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
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Strine

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Delete	What? Is there something funny here I'm missing? I don't think so. -RA HB 07:12, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Truly unfunny and hasn't really changed much since it's creation. Only a couple sentences and you can barely make out anything that is even being said. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:23, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:46, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:05, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. I don't know what it is, and I don't care. Mr N Fork you! 23:16, Jul 16 Delete. What is this? Extremelyestlybored 00:49, 17 July 2008 (UTC) dawoon newoo haywoo tehwoo spoik end eenetvehtuntloi.... mmhm. pillow talk 01:07, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
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Magic bullet

Keep	I'll stick up for it. It sucks now, sure, but it could be expanded and improved dramatically, and then it might not suck. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 18:16, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Short sections, lots of name-dropping, pointless randomness, etc. -RA HB 07:35, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill There is a dildo called the Magic Bullet... Serious. Come on people! Why not incorporate this fact?!? Not hard people... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:53, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:43, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete It's listcruft with details. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 17:34, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Even though I know what the magic bullet is, what has been referred to as the magic bullet and have an idea of what was the attempt for this article, er, no, it doesn't work. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:06, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
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Right-hand-rule

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Delete	Delete What's there isn't Godawful, but there's so little of it, and it's not particularly genius. Only edited twice since 06, one by Fnoodle. Don't think the IP that wrote it is ever gonna push it anywhere. -RA HB 07:25, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Not good. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:31, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 08:35, Jul 16 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 16:45, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:05, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
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Fun in the Sun in Ancient Egypt

Keep	Keep - I liked it. pillow talk 18:50, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. The last bit wanders, but none of it is crap. VFD is for crap. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:43, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Keep I'd suggest merging with Egypt, but the Egypt article is in even worst shape than this. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 20:04, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Keep -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 11:26, 15 July 2008 (UTC) This is nonsense. Nominating this fine article on VFD is nonsense, that is. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:29, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete You lost me. What the? Mr N Fork you! 13:45, Jul 12 Kerkill I knew it wasn't melanoma! I'm not going to die after all! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:44, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 06:41, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Meh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:21, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:43, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Tremulous

Keep	Keep - honestly, I don't think it's that bad. It's not funny to me, but it might be funny to an actual player of Tremulous. pillow talk 20:57, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Keep After another look through, this has got just enough funny to pull it out of the gamecruft category. Someone could probably strip out the shite, and make a half (OK, maybe quarter) decent article without too much bother... Mr N Fork you! 00:13, Jul 12 -- My bad. Mr N Fork you! 21:28, Jul 13 Weak Keep- Lose the 1337$p33k and it'll be passable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Borderline keep- Maybe it's because I play Tremulous entirely too much, but some of it doesn't suck. I'll gladly repair it if it stays. Eff this, if the almighty MrN9000 can't do anything to it, it'll never be better than the game itself. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 18:52, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Random, unfunny gamecruft that has lasted for far too long. I found no good versions. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:23, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:49, 11 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Well I had a go at removing the crap, and realised that there was virtually nothing left. My bad. This IS cruft. Sorry chaps. Mr N Fork you! 21:28, Jul 13 Delete. Just really poor. --UU - natter 08:44, Jul 14 Weak Delete It feels bad to toss out so much content wholesale, but I have to agree with MrN. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 01:40, 15 July 2008 (UTC) See above. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 00:18, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Weak Delete - Not really offensively bad anymore, just not funny either. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:26, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Anyone who thinks this is fixable... I invite you to try. I did and failed. Mr N Fork you! 20:50, Jul 15 Well, do you play Tremulous? It's my opinion that this can't be fixed through deletion alone, but it certainly can be fixed. pillow talk 02:33, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Supercharger

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Delete	Delete Although the addition of the word "boobies" in the latter part of the article does add some comedic flair, I struggle to find much elsewhere. Mr N Fork you! 00:07, Jul 16 Homosexual bikers on Asian crotch rockets. Yep. It goes. pillow talk 02:36, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Nothing good here. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:49, 16 July 2008 (UTC) Meh Turbo chargers can only reach TURBO and not SUPER! -RA HB 02:53, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Boobies --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 00:51, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

Smallpox

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Delete	Delete Small poxy stub. Mr N Fork you! 22:33, Jul 15 This article was unfortunately deleted, due to lack of good. Indeed. pillow talk 22:54, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:32, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Wha??? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:41, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 02:51, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
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Silver the Hedgehog

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Delete	More Sonic related crap. Although, I must admit, there's a kind of retarded side to me that actually laughed at some of this. But, no, it's all total bullshit, and needs to be done away with. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:41, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill It's just like all Sonic games post the DreamCast (Except the Sonic Rushes. Those are good.) --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:09, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Ugh -RA HB 07:26, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:56, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Later on they developed a relation and had gay sex. Pretty much says it all. pillow talk 19:11, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 20:48, Jul 15
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Espio the Chameleon

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Delete	No redeeming value, man. None what-so-ever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:28, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Yea, it's not good... Mr N Fork you! 01:35, Jul 15 Kerkill I like Mario far more. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:59, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 07:55, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:56, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
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Sorry, I Fucked Up Campaign

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Delete	Delete Let's put this one out of it's misery. The title does not excuse the article. Mr N Fork you! 21:56, Jul 14 Fred Fucking Savage. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:41, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete bad idea, poor effort. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 23:23, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Jimmy Carter's cool. Fuck anyone who says otherwise. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:52, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete GAAAAH! -RA HB 07:32, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:55, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
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Foghorn Leghorn

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Delete	Delete Mr Leghorn would not approve. Mr N Fork you! 21:56, Jul 14 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:35, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Random, stupid, and unfunny. Oh, it's also a stub. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:37, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 08:17, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:54, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
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The End of the Internet

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Delete	Delete I tried to think of a way to fix this stub. I failed. Mr N Fork you! 21:03, Jul 14 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:40, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Bad. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:34, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 07:30, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:54, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
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Thomas Covenant

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Delete	Delete Just a bad stub. Mr N Fork you! 21:03, Jul 14 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:34, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Early 2006 crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:29, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Even though "guy who writes children's books and suddenly changes writing style after the first one" is a pretty decent idea. The article sucks. -RA HB 07:34, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:54, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
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Heuristic

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Delete	Delete Well I searched this for funny, and found nothing which would make me rule that it had any. Mr N Fork you! 21:03, Jul 14 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:33, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Anything that mentions Columbo should rule. Why doesn't this? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:17, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete The very first sentence (inside the quote) should give you a pretty good idea of the effort that went into this. -RA HB 07:17, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:53, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
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XMMS2

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Delete	Kerkill What? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:53, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I'm not sure if the author was thinking of 'XML' or the VAX operating system 'VMS'. I suspect the former. There are actually some parts of the prose which are not total rubbish, but I don't see anyone other than the original author ever turning this into a decent article. For that reason I vote delete. Also, my nose still hurts. Mr N Fork you! 16:46, Jul 14 Delete. No, MrN9000, this is about XMMS - a freeware version of WinAmp that runs on Linux. I used to use it when I went through my Linux phase back in '99. There really isn't anything funny about it, and I don't think this article found any hidden comedy gold in the subject, either. pillow talk 17:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:32, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:52, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Hang on, Hyperbole is even more of a nerd than me! Grr. Mr N Fork you! 18:15, Jul 14

Beararchy

Keep	Keep Well I saw a few nice ideas in there. It's more than barely acceptable and the text is far from an anarchy. I'm rather fond of this kind of article actually... Mr N Fork you! 05:33, Jul 13 Per MrN, mostly -RA HB 07:25, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Keep - Not the best article, no - but it's just not bad enough for VFD. I'd stick a soft rewrite template on it. pillow talk 17:28, 13 July 2008 (UTC) Keep. Rewrite tag per the others. I kinda like it, and I'd love to see it expanded. --UU - natter 09:03, Jul 14 Keep. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:42, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete I found this while working on the Template:Bear and even after deleting a huge mess of repeated red links, this thing is a mess. I don't think that the idea is undeemable, I just don't have the inclination to fix it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:08, 12 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I don't see it ever being rewritten to be quite honest. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:52, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I added the {{VFD}} tag for you Prettiestpretty. Please don't forget to add this in future when nominating on VFD or Under user might invite you over to his house and play you some of his music "collection"... Mr N Fork you! 05:35, Jul 13 Me? Not likely! I've crossed swords with the divine Ms Pretty by accident before, and would rather stay on her more attractive good side! (Mind you, my music collection as a threat? What's wrong with Stevie Wonder followed by Suicidal Tendencies? ;-) ) --UU - natter 09:03, Jul 14 Kept. Now play some music UU. ~ 11:21, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

Hannah Montana: The Movie

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Delete	Really, really God awful, and it starts going on about Chuck Norris, as if he's relevant or something. psh Yeah, right! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:51, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Yea, it's bad and always has been. Mr N Fork you! 22:54, Jul 14 Gaaah! My eyes! Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 23:25, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Only thing I found funny was this quote: “This game was the best game everr- And It made our asses even richer. We're awesome either way.” ~ Reggie Fils-Aime. Everything else just completely sucked. Plus, Chuck Norris. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:41, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Words can't possibly describe how bad this is. Chuck Norris doesn't even make a huge appearance in this article. It's just so terribly awful....UGH! -RA HB 07:44, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete - Chuck Norris getting his own section in an irrelevant article = automatic shit. --MelvanaInChains 07:47, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
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Peter Griffin

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Delete	Delete. This may end up being recreated within a day, but I don't care. This article sucks. Most of the page consists of crappy lists and quotes, many parts of which are nearly identical to others found within the same section. Also, 2006 agrees with me. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:00, 14 July 2008 (UTC) "(born Honoré de Ballsack)" is the only thing that I find even remotely funny, for some reason. A terrible character from an awful show that attracts many, many stupid people. I too don't care if this ends up recreated. Couldn't we just CVP or CRP it? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:13, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete and permanently ban all editors who appear in the article history. Maybe redirect to Family Guy? That article is also quite awful, but at least we could keep all the idiocy in one spot. pillow talk 20:16, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Mild Delete Fairly lame. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:19, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I've read it many times. I've prayed it'd get better. It never has. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:12, 15 July 2008 (UTC) Delete I don't get it. If Uncyclopedia is for original humor, why do people add direct quotes from so many sources that are not Uncyclopedia or themselves? /facepalm -RA HB 07:15, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
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Rectangle

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Delete	Delete If anyone tries to write this article again, I challenge them to do it without using the word "rectum" once, much less in every other sentence. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:49, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:53, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Reluctant delete - something about Syndrome's comment in conjunction with this article struck me as hilarious. I almost want to slap the comment at the bottom of the article and keep it. But, no... let's delete it instead. pillow talk 20:17, 14 July 2008 (UTC) rectum, lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:19, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete Looking through the history it was not always about bums, but it's far to anal for my tastes... Mr N Fork you! 21:12, Jul 14
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World Series of Bloodbath

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Delete	Kerkill Red-linky, random, unfunny crap that won't improve. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:53, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Weak delete - I don't find it random at all; it tells the military history of the last couple centuries as though it were an international sporting event. I'm reluctant to delete it, because obviously a lot of work went into it. But I also don't think it's funny... or even readable. pillow talk 17:16, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:30, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 21:10, Jul 14
Comments	What about the main bloodbath article? They've both been on Uncyclopedia a long time and they're both more weird than funny, but they have a lot edits, which maybe means they're important somehow? I don't know. I forgot what I was saying. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:52, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Apparently Bloodbath was featured... You might have trouble getting that deleted. ;-) Mr N Fork you! 21:10, Jul 14

Headless Chicken Mode at Rationalwiki

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Delete	Delete Headless Chicken Mode was intended to be a serious article; it wasn't meant to be funny, and it shows. Furthermore, it was copypasted from another site. The version ported here was written by me, and I object to its wholesale copying without due credit (sorry, but "Sporked from RationalWikiWiki" at the bottom in small font does not cut it). Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 23:21, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Delete. If only there were a humor wiki that documented the petty drama of other websites no one cares about. Oh, wait. pillow talk 23:28, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Comments	This may or may not be relevant, but the user who pasted the article here, Proxima Centauri, (whom I work with elsewhere) is a notorious wiki-whore, renowned for thoughtlessly spamming her favorite articles across wikis far and wide. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 23:21, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Could you provide us with some external links which demonstrate that this is plagiarism Hans? Mr N Fork you! 23:23, Jul 14 So I shall. Proxima Centauri pasted the article here June 17, and as you can see it is identical to the original article as it existed at the time. Hans Johnson as in "keep ya hans off my" ^{(cover your eyes!)} 23:35, 14 July 2008 (UTC) Well that's that then. I will remove this nomination from VFD shortly... Mr N Fork you! 23:41, Jul 14