Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive155

Pencilvainia

Keep
Delete	wat -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:44, 6 September 2008 (UTC) Erase It. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:59, 6 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:18, 6 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Huh? --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 17:30, 6 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Great idea. Unbelievably horrid execution. Let it fry. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:00, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
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Dennis Kucinich

Keep
Delete	Delete. Dennis Kucinich is a homosexual pedophile. HA HA HA HA HA HA GTFO. pillow talk 22:22, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Hellz yah. Dennis deserves a much better article than this... thing. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:44, 6 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:19, 6 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 17:29, 6 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill As of right now, he is one of two politicians to accept my friend invites on my YouTube. Obama is the other one. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:57, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
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Besta

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Bad article from middle of August, ugly (hence the template on it), should've been ICU'd or QVFD'd when it was introduced. Needs to be deleted. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:27, 5 September 2008 (UTC) delete. terrible everything. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:35, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 20:36, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not sure how this was missed. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:52, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Instant delete please??? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:07, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
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The Lies of Locke Lamora

Keep
Delete	Delete. - A very poor attempt to satire David Lynch/Scott lynch?, the work of an IP a few years ago, No progress/stub/shite, its a poor article for a new wrtier to work from. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 19:16, 5 September 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:44, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Speaking of a poor attempt to satire David Lynch, David Lynch. Also, we need an article on Twin Peaks. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:51, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 22:26, Sep 6 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:27, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
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The Kytes

Keep
Delete	delete. pointless bandcruft. no wikipedia entry = suspected vanity. not linked from anywhere. no edits since 2006. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:22, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. I went over there and thought "Huh, the prose isn't too bad, the formatting isn't too bad, there are an appropriate number of pictures, and it's not vanity." Almost voted keep. But then I realized it was exactly the opposite of funny. pillow talk 16:09, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Cliche. Hate haet hat articles that turn musicians into gods; it's overdone. The spelling is atrocious: "Zues" and "legendes" and "deciples". "Anderson then came up with a propostition which proposed to Elias" is one of the great Bad Sentences of all time. ----OEJ 16:18, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Everyone in INSERT ROCK BAND HERE comes from heaven, and is a God placed on earth to make beautiful, rockin' music = Hilarity. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:44, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. He made up for his lack of intense talent with what??? I'm voting agasindt this entry for leaving me in suspense.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:55, 6 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:25, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	http://www.thekytes.co.uk/ MrN  Fork you! 16:53, Sep 4

The Fish Kiss

Keep	Keep. I devanitized it, and it is, um, cute. Granted, deep down inside, I am a softy. Soft like granite. The VC couldn't break me, and you think that you can?! Pah! /me puts up dukes Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:32, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Keep this new and improved version. I mean, it's, you know, totemo kawaii. pillow talk 15:52, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Keep I think the articles improved enough now. Maybe put an expand tag on it. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:49, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Keep Bleh. I don't like it, particularly, but that's just me; it's not really the article. Anymore. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:42, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Silly little bit of vanity created back in March then forgotten. --UU - natter 09:30, Sep 4 Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:38, 4 September 2008 (UTC) speedy delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:17, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:04, Sep 4 Kerkill More crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:18, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Weak Delete Kiss it goodbye. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:48, 6 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	It's actually kind of cute, and I wouldn't mind it being here if the references to the writer of the article were removed. pillow talk 03:55, 5 September 2008 (UTC) I keeped it. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 22:30 Sep 06, 2008

Bob Costas

Keep
Delete	delete. the person is noteworthy; the article is terrible. random stub. not linked from anywhere. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:38, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:27, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Stubby, garbled bollocks. --UU - natter 11:52, Sep 5 Hey! My bollocks are stubby and garbled, you insensitive clod. Also: this article sux. I dot like it and niobody does. pillow talk 16:14, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 19:24, Sep 5 Delete. My bollocks are The Greatest Bollocks You Will Ever See. And someone should write that article. That'd be funny. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:48, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
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Hadith

Keep
Delete	delete. stubby religion-cruft. two useful edits, none since 2006. not linked from anywhere. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:35, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:38, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:28, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Ah, now this is crap. --UU - natter 11:51, Sep 5 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 19:22, Sep 5 Indubiously. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:47, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
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Sidmouth

Keep	Keep Just. It's not offensive. MrN  Fork you! 16:55, Sep 4 Keep It's a decent enough town article. Any Brits (/looks up) knows enough to fix it up some more? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:35, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Keep. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:28, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Keep. It's OK. As far as towncruft goes it's not that bad. --UU - natter 11:45, Sep 5 Whatever. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:45, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete	delete. towncruft. not linked from anywhere. a total of three content edits, all from an IP in '07. too many donkeys. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:24, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept, voting closed. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:50, Sep 6

The Grossmann Effect

Keep
Delete	Delete. ICU escapist. What the buggery? Short, makes no sense, easy to wave goodbye to. --UU - natter 09:24, Sep 4 Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:38, 4 September 2008 (UTC) delete. mathcruft! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:16, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:05, Sep 4 Kerkill Appears to be mathcruft... What was this suppose to be a parody of? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:16, 4 September 2008 (UTC) 1=6, lol. Mathcruft. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:40, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
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The Real Stoke on Trent

Keep
Delete	Delete. Towncruft. Starts out quotey, becomes listy, then redlinky drivel. The usual insulting of local rivals completes the set. Oh, and it's not linked from anywhere, so it won't be missed. --UU - natter 09:13, Sep 4 Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:39, 4 September 2008 (UTC) delete. there are four bluelinks in this article. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:11, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Pathetic excuse for crap. Kinda like all of the 2nd violionists... Well, except for two of them... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:15, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Under User pretty much said it all. Said it all. Said it all, said it all, said it all, said somebody's got to say it all. Outside, outside the world, outside you don't hear the echoes and birds, but the steel eye, tight jaw, say it all. pillow talk 16:12, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Damn it all, damn it all, damn it all... from now on, all delete messages must be song quotes. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:39, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
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Lolita

Keep	Keep Na, there is some stuff in there which could be useful if someone wanted to do a proper job of this. MrN  Fork you! 23:59, Sep 1 Keep Just need some work. Ace Attacker 05:41, 2 September 2008 (UTC) K33P Isn't worth the effort to type out "D1337" Chocolate Rain 18:11, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Keep. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:29, 5 September 2008 (UTC) Very, very weak keep. I read this a while ago and figured, this is an OK concept. But now, I read it again and realize that it's not really such a great concept. The only reason I'm voting keep is because I can't think up anything funny about it. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:38, 5 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill This is the best we can do with this? Just a list? That's sad... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, 1 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Keeped. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:03, 5 September 2008 (UTC)

Bash.org

Keep
Delete	Delete. Doesn't start well, and degenerates into what seems to be a message board for people who miss the site. Do we need this? --UU - natter 11:15, Sep 4 Strong Wat@the end of this article -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 11:26, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:37, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Bruce Forsythe ate my funny. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:09, 4 September 2008 (UTC) delete. you beat me to this one UU, it was #7 on my VFD list. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:18, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:02, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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The many lives of Barry Scott

Keep
Delete	Delete. We have an article on Barry Scott. It's not very good, but it's better than this. We have an article on Cillit Bang. It's not very good, but it's better than this. We have this article. It's not good at all. Also, it's not linked from anywhere, and it won't be missed. --UU - natter 08:28, Sep 4 Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:39, 4 September 2008 (UTC) BLARH CILLIT BANG DESERVES BETTER! Also UU those other ones are about as shit and have way worse formatting. I say we delete Barry Scott and replace it with this --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:02, 4 September 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:10, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Umm... What's up with all of the quotes? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:33, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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The poseidon adventure

Keep
Delete	Delete. Right. Jewish this, Jewish that. Odd image, then a big block of text that is a pain in the arse to read and contained no funny I could see. Escaped ICU, let's not let it get away again. --UU - natter 08:19, Sep 4 Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:39, 4 September 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:00, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 16:50, Sep 4 Kerkill Long crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:10, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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Toby the Mysterious Engine

Keep	Keep. Sure it isn't amazing, but it has some potential. It's different, but not unfunny. JeNkIn (lol cheese
Delete	Delete. What. The. Fuck? --UU - natter 08:06, Sep 4 Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:40, 4 September 2008 (UTC) WTF!? as per UU. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:10, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 16:48, Sep 4 Delete. Jenkin, articles can be different, but not random. Inventing an entirely new character just doesn't usually work; since no one has any frame of reference, it's nearly impossible to write something either satirical or funny about it. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:48, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Ruin my childhood memories, eh? Ya bastards. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:23, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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Tomas Morse

Keep
Delete	Delete. Quite how this unfunny, redlinky vanity (a Google brings back this page, and pretty much nowt else) has survived here so long mystifies me. Let's get rid. --UU - natter 07:58, Sep 4 Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:41, 4 September 2008 (UTC) alf. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:09, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 16:49, Sep 4 Kerkill No good. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:02, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Delete Yeah. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:45, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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America's Best Dance Crew

Keep
Delete	delete. completely incoherent. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:46, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:19, Sep 3 Delete. Yeah. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:06, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Almost as bad as the show... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:19, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Absolute bollocks. --UU - natter 08:01, Sep 4 Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:41, 4 September 2008 (UTC) DIE ALL DANCE SHOWS SHOULD DIE --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:07, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
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Bumper sticker

Keep	Keep. It is an old, abandoned stub, but it's also clever, amusing, and a great starting point for a better article. pillow talk 20:53, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Keep. Put an expand or an idea tag on. Stubby, but at least sensible and with a decent concept inside. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:00, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Keep as per ^ --monika 01:14, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Keep. Give it an expand tag. It's a start. --UU - natter 10:27, Sep 3 Keep. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:42, 4 September 2008 (UTC) Awesomekeep Good base for an article, there are quite a few of these stubs with potential floating around --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:06, 4 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete	delete. stub, old, abandoned, i could go on. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:26, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I see nothing. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:01, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Keeped Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:53, 4 September 2008 (UTC)

Disproof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Keep	Very weak keep. I don't fully get it, but I've seen other articles about this. None of them were this good. To be honest, though, I don't really care. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:05, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete	delete. i'm not sure what this is trying to make fun of, but it fails. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:17, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Quite strong delete - I can tell the difference between clever satire and an ideologically driven attack on Dawkins. Guess which one this is. pillow talk 21:11, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill This is way too ranty, and it isn't at all funny. An article on the subject would be welcomed, though, I'm sure. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:22, 3 September 2008 (UTC) D1337 As is too much of an incoherent rant, and that I support the FSM fully.Chocolate Rain 21:55, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Also the founder was Bobby Henderson. Chocolate Rain 21:56, 3 September 2008 (UTC) delete. Rant not joke. MrN  Fork you! 21:57, Sep 3 Delete. Now it's unanimous. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:59, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Confused bollocks. --UU - natter 08:01, Sep 4
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Billy Hatcher

Keep
Delete	this article is *not* about the billy hatcher who once stole home whilst playing for the boston red sox. also, immature and random. therefore, delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:24, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:27, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Think it's about a game... MrN  Fork you! 17:16, Sep 3 Delete. Yes, it's pretty bad. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:58, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Got to the lackies section and quit. Is there anything funny after that cause I don't think there would be... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:09, 3 September 2008 (UTC) D1337 Unfunny gamecruft... (hmmmm....maybe a user will leave again if this article gets deleted...I'm going to test this theory.) Chocolate Rain 21:58, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. The game was odd but occasionally compelling, as I recall. This may be the former, but unfortunately not the latter. Get rid. --UU - natter 07:59, Sep 4
Comments	Colin, may I ask whom you are referring to? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:10, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Bill and Melinda

Keep
Delete	delete. i don't even know what this is about, but it has computers raping each other. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:27, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:27, 3 September 2008 (UTC) COMPUTER RAPE. Oh, god, baby, SSH tunnel through my internet connection. SSH tunnel so hard. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:03, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Wow, now I actually really want to read an article about computers raping each other. Just not this one. Delete. pillow talk 21:15, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Give it to me Melinda! Oh yeah! Harder! No you dumb bitch! I told you I wanted to be spanked with the board WITH the nails sticking out!... Oh shit... Uh... Sorry. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:17, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
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Stéphane Dion

Keep
Delete	delete. stubby article with too many french surrender jokes about a candian politician nobody cares about. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:20, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:28, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:15, Sep 3 Delete. Hey, Hyperbole, did you know French people surrendered? Yeah. They did. It's still funny. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:57, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Speaking of politicians nobody knows about, did you know Palin was born with two penises? This message is brought to you by the Mike Gravel campaign. Hey, at least he's a crazy Alaskan, instead of just being a hypocrite. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:05, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Wow! French surrender! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA delete. Also, Dexter, I still have two penises, you insensitive clod. pillow talk 21:13, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Sucks for you I still have... SEVEN!!! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:29, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

Tore Rønningen

Keep
Delete	Delete. Not funny. Not notable a quick google returns a youtube vid and little else). Not needed. --UU - natter 10:19, Sep 3 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:16, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:28, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yea, looks like this guy tried it on at Wikipedia also... MrN  Fork you! 17:14, Sep 3 Delete. Lame. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:56, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Second worst thing that happened to me today... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:59, 3 September 2008 (UTC)
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Malays

Keep
Delete	Delete. Nominated for Not Funny of the week. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:30, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Aim. Reload. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:41, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Lol racism and stupid insults is teh funneh! --UU - natter 10:25, Sep 3 delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:15, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:12, Sep 3
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Ten If You Wannas

Keep	Keep. Yeah, it's kind of a list, but it's a decent list as is. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 13:39, 30 August 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. Decent concept, poor execution. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:45, 1 September 2008 (UTC) D1337 Per Frankie. Chocolate Rain 18:17, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Not too half bad. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:45, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Keep I thought it was cute and TKF's edits were a step in the right direction. --monika 01:12, 3 September 2008 (UTC) It's okay, but it may or may not be a rip-off of the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts". --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:19, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Keep It's been improved. MrN  Fork you! 01:25, Sep 3 Keep. OK idea, improved enough to be kept. Still needs work though. --UU - natter 10:21, Sep 3
Delete	Delete Terrible article Masterd 09:20, 30 August 2008 (UTC) Delete. — Sir Sycamore (talk) 09:44, 30 August 2008 (UTC) Write Better If You Wannas (weak delete - bad execution) Chairman of the Soviet Republicks (Keep Talking) 15:58, 30 August 2008 (UTC) Delete Naa. I don't see anyone doing anything here which could not better be done elsewhere. Um? Eh? What am I on about? I have no idea. Just delete it. MrN  Fork you! 22:26, Sep 1 Kerkill if you wanna. I don't really care. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:31, 1 September 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:16, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I improved the execution and formatting a bit. Reconsider yonder votes. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:48, 3 September 2008 (UTC) Keeped. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:33, 3 September 2008 (UTC)

OK Computer Animated Andre

Keep
Delete	delete. um...what? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:30, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. I'm an enormous fan of OK Computer, so I actually get these jokes. They are terrible. pillow talk 20:49, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Ditto what Hyperbole said, except I didn't find any jokes. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 20:59, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. By the way, there's like a whole series of fake Andre the Giant albums. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:07, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Where's the funnah? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Oh dear computer. --UU - natter 10:24, Sep 3
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Fabio Capello

Keep
Delete	delete. short, pointless football-cruft. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:29, 2 September 2008 (UTC) delete. I think that's a harsh nom Gerry (there is some small effort at humour), but I basically can't disagree with you. MrN  Fork you! 22:39, Sep 2 Kerkill /dick-American-hat. And it's soccer you damn Brits! This is America! Learn you Chinks! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:56, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:34, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. There are many good ways to get humour out of Capello. This tries, but fails. --UU - natter 10:23, Sep 3
Comments	Abstain - I have absolutely no way of knowing if any of this is funny. pillow talk 20:54, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Tsukasa (.hack)

Keep
Delete	Delete. Short. Unfunny. Not linked from anywhere. Get rid. --UU - natter 10:26, Sep 2 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:38, Sep 2 D1337 Doesn't deserve life. Kill it. Chocolate Rain 17:57, 2 September 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:27, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Also, .hack sucks. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:16, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:04, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Hjjjjc

Keep
Delete	Delete. What. The. Fuck? Illogicopedia, yes. Uncyclopedia, no. --UU - natter 09:26, Sep 2 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:37, Sep 2 D1337 Illogicopedia doesn't even have a page on this (maybe move it there as a joke...) Chocolate Rain 18:05, 2 September 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:27, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I don't mind if things are extremely random/made-up, but this just isn't at all funny to me. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:14, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's not funny because there's not really a joke besides the name. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:03, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments

YouTube Experiment

Keep
Delete	Delete. Sad little ranty thing with no funny, and it's not linked from anywhere, so it won't be missed. If it goes, can the picture go too? --UU - natter 09:01, Sep 2 Delete. Per UU. Possible cyber watsit. MrN  Fork you! 17:36, Sep 2 D1337 Is crap. Chocolate Rain 18:06, 2 September 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:26, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Rant rant rant. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:12, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. tl;dr: People suck. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:02, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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Gay Aardvark Pride Festival

Keep	SAVE THE AARDVARKS!!! Only because the title got a giggle or two out of me. And you know how I am: I hate everything.   Le Cejak • <22:55, 01 Sep 2008> It's all true Dexter, I would have thought you would love this one! MrN  Fork you! 23:02, Sep 1 some gay dude who eats ants may also take part. I'm in stitches. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:29, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Keep. The title alone is hilarious. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:58, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Keep Per Mrmonkey72. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 04:42, 2 September 2008 (UTC) keep. i think we need articles like this to balance out the serious deadpan stuff we have. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:25, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Ummm Usually I'm the only guy voting keep, but I've gotta go with Dexter on this one. Even though, obviously, this is gonna be kept. pillow talk 07:47, 2 September 2008 (UTC) D1337 Will be kept anyway, but what the hell, I'm going against the status quo. Chocolate Rain 18:09, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Though the status is not quo. Chocolate Rain 18:10, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Cajek hates us atheists! By the way, I'm in a bible class now. Not right now, but at school. I'm at home currently. Yeah... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:00, 1 September 2008 (UTC) It's a great concept, but it isn't funny right now. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:04, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Kept, voting closed. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:36, Sep 2

David the Gnome

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Delete	Kerkill BAKED CHICKEN MOLECULES. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Too bad those redlinks didn't actually go anywhere. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:54, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Hmm. Umm.. Well? ... Na, it's bollocks. MrN  Fork you! 23:56, Sep 1 Delete. Utter bollocks. --UU - natter 09:16, Sep 2 delete. yikes. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:20, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Also, I'm gonna have a character in my comic book who comes out of no where and yells, "BAKED CHICKEN MOLECULES!" --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:58, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Jon Bon Jesus

Keep	K33P I figure it'll be d13373d anyway, so I'll vote keep, because I like the concept. Chocolate Rain 18:14, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Short and bad. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN  Fork you! 23:15, Sep 1 Delete The image is decent except for the massively pixely background. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:53, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Dex. --UU - natter 09:15, Sep 2 Pfft. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:27, 2 September 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk
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โรงเรียนวิชัยวิทยา

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Delete	Delete. One word. Dunno what it says, but it says it a few times, and then stops. Let's wave it goodbye, eh? --UU - natter 08:55, Sep 2 We missed QVFDing this how exactly? Ugh. –—Hv (talk) 2/09 08:57 Speedy Delete. MrN  Fork you! 17:35, Sep 2 Greased Lightning-D1337 Chocolate Rain 18:07, 2 September 2008 (UTC) lol wtf -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:14, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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CompUSA

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Delete	Kerkill Computer store-cruft. I doubt the author will ever come back. Damn IP's. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Companies. Hard to write about, especially without being ranty. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:56, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 01:44, Sep 2 Bleh. Enough with the rape jokes. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 04:25, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Ranty bollocks. --UU - natter 09:20, Sep 2
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Mirko Crocop

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Delete	Kerkill For one, there is a space between "Cro" and "Cop". For another thing, this isn't funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:53, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete Blah. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:55, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN  Fork you! 23:56, Sep 1 Delete. Shite. --UU - natter 09:17, Sep 2 D1337 Is ucky. Chocolate Rain 18:12, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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Danny Phantom

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Delete	Kerkill Unfunny and listy. I can't tell if some of the more recent edits are by vandals or what. Doesn't matter either way. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:29, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Danny beats the shit out of a semen ghost. I never really liked this article anyway. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:26, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Parodying Nickelodeon shows. It's not going to work. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:52, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Almost painful to read in places. --UU - natter 09:13, Sep 2 D1337 Made me wanna scream. Chocolate Rain 18:14, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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Moosebricks

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Delete	Kerkill Old, unfunny, redlinky (meese), and short. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:28, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN  Fork you! 23:13, Sep 1 Delete. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:51, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 09:03, Sep 2 EEW! Kill. Chocolate Rain 18:15, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
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Backspace

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Delete	Kerkill Unfunny and short. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:28, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete I don't care that it's on the Letters of the Alphabet template. It sux. Let's get another one... MrN  Fork you! 22:44, Sep 1 Delete I concur. I might start up a new article when/if this is deleted and put an expand tag on it, but we'll see. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 23:51, 1 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 09:02, Sep 2 D1337 Kill and rebirth it from the ashes. (rewrite) Chocolate Rain 18:19, 2 September 2008 (UTC) delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:18, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Hard rewrite - the part about backspace being the amount of space one's back takes up is interesting but needs expanding. The article is random and inconsistent in its execution. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 04:28, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Template:Adoptme

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Delete	Delete. This template doesn't work. See? Thus we should probably get rid of it to stop pointing n00bs in the wrong direction, or come up with something better. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 00:32 Sep 02, 2008 Delete Hea, great idea you had there dude. :P We should point them more in the direction of Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters MrN  Fork you! 00:35, Sep 2 Kerkill The whole adoption process is idiotic. I remember when a n00b would just harass the person who left them the welcome message or they just wander the site learning without anyone ever telling them how to get better at being an Uncyclopedian. That was better, and it was how I was raised. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:47, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Delete. Alright, bot changes it is. Also, yeah, Dexter, Under user adopted me and then found that I only really needed to ask him about anything once. But some people do need that mentoring, and that's why this program should be around; so that some of the noobs can be diverted to asking non-admins for help. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:55, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment: Going through that to find optimal noobs in a pain in the ass. On the other hand, though, sometimes adopters find n00bs simply through observation and not because someone notified them (for example, my adoption.) People should still be able to note that they wish to be adopted without picking out an adopter by themselves. Also, if we just delete this template, it'd confuse a lot of people who are using it; if it is deleted, those using it need to be notified of any new policies in order. So until that's arranged, I'm just going to keep out of this. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:40, 2 September 2008 (UTC) Comment. Any and all consequences of deletion can be handled by my bot, including removal of the template, and a friendly note explaining the policy change, if there is one. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 00:49 Sep 02, 2008 Comment. Also, when does a new user not want adoption? MrN  Fork you! 00:56, Sep 2 When I rape them. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:57, 2 September 2008 (UTC) When they're violators of Rule 2. But still. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:59, 2 September 2008 (UTC)