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Samuel Hardy

Keep
Delete	Delete. Redlinky humourless article that reads like a WP spork, except possibly more boring. Hardly any changes since creation in 2006, and not linked from anywhere either. Won't be missed. --UU - natter 12:13, Nov 26 Delete. This somehow manages to be simultaneously too random and too serious. An amazing achievement, but still, really dull. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 16:23, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Crap, unfunny, redlinky In Your Face 23:23, 26 November 2008 (UTC) per above --Mnbvcxz 01:00, 27 November 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:31, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
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Paxil clowns

Keep
Delete	Delete. Kinda random vanity that's survived here for too long. --UU - natter 11:40, Nov 26 Delete per above.--Mnbvcxz 01:02, 27 November 2008 (UTC) Kill it with fire Not funny at all. In Your Face 04:03, 27 November 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:31, 27 November 2008 (UTC) Delete cos... Mr N Fork you! 23:49, Nov 27
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Noobism

Keep
Delete	Delete. Noobs. Miley Cyrus. Lists. Garry Glitter. Jesus. You know the score, let's get rid. --UU - natter 10:23, Nov 26 Delete as redundant to noob. If there's anything good on this page merge it into noob. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 10:50, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Redundant to Noob, only not funny In Your Face 23:22, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Per Above --Mnbvcxz 00:53, 27 November 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:32, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
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The Befteling

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Delete	Delete. Possibly towncruft. Certainly short, redlinky, dull as fuck and has been here far too long. --UU - natter 13:37, Nov 26 Ix-nay. Towncruft. sir sysrq @ 16:46 Nov 26 Too many red links, too few jokes In Your Face 23:21, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. I'm not sure if its towncruft, or just plain random. But still, delete.--Mnbvcxz 01:04, 27 November 2008 (UTC) I got it right! Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:32, 27 November 2008 (UTC)
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Tauranga

Keep
Delete	Delete. Lame little towncruft thing that's had next to no edits since 2007, has nothing interesting to say, has nothing linking to it, and won't be missed. --UU - natter 13:22, Nov 26 Ix-nay. Your town sucks. You suck. sir sysrq @ 16:47 Nov 26 NUKE 'EM. I don't think it's even got any base at all off of anything remotely resembling a real town, just the worst article EVAR MADE that's "based" off this book. I say "based" because I only barely made the connection from the title; nothing else even makes sense with connecting to it. --SPY Administrator (Complain\|I rock\|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH Crap In Your Face 23:21, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
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Toni blair

Keep
Delete	Delete Could this be any crappier? --JasonBoer.
Comments	That was supposed to go here ~ 16:34, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

The Great Mighty Pretzel

Keep
Delete	Delete. Blimey. The last few lines sum it up best, I think: random random random... Oh, and listy, badly formatted, ugly... --UU - natter 13:49, Nov 26 Delete. It hurts me to vote this way. It COULD have been funny. But instead, it is an epicphail. --JasonBoer Ix-nay. Never had a chance. sir sysrq @ 16:46 Nov 26 HEIL EVERLASTING GREAT MIGHTY PRETZEL! --SPY Administrator (Complain\|I rock\|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 21:13, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Delete Not funny, totally random. In Your Face 23:11, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
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Squirrel cover

Keep
Delete	Delete. Crappy little 2005cruft stub. Next to no edits, no links to it, no point. --UU - natter 12:24, Nov 26 Delete. Rubbish. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 16:17, 26 November 2008 (UTC) I don't get it. sir sysrq @ 16:48 Nov 26 LOLWUT. --SPY Administrator (Complain\|I rock\|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 21:00, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Unfunny crap stub In Your Face 23:12, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
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A Pregnant Uploader Named Meant:for me

Keep
Delete	Delete. utter randomness of nonsensicalness, linked to by only 1 re-direct.--Mnbvcxz 02:06, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. This is total crap, and the picture is just scarring. --JasonBoer Delete - Patent nonsense...move to ?pedia -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:21, 26 November 2008 (UTC) D1337 You know, eventually ?pedia is going to get sick of our shoving any crap we think is random to them... Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 04:21, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Strong Delete Huff this page and recreate it on ED and let them deal with it. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 08:11, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
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Stoat Molesting

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Delete	Delete. Click the clink at your own risk. So, so awful. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:18, Nov 26 Delete. I believe you meant so, so hot. Mmmmm... --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 01:50, 26 November 2008 (UTC) D1337 Not hawt. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 01:51, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Delete this sick puppy. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:58, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Delete per above.--Mnbvcxz 02:02, 26 November 2008 (UTC) Delete see Mnbvcxz's comment. --JasonBoer
Comments	Deleted, but somebody needs to find a home for this pic. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:46, 26 November 2008 (UTC) You are all VERY bad people. Probably going to hell the lot of you. A hell in which hungry stoats fill your pants. Also... VFD is running too fast... Mr N Fork you! 03:58, Nov 26

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Keep
Delete	Delete. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Alexander the Great (talk • contribs) Delete. Pretty much every GTA article is a random mass of IPcruft. Trying to find a decent version in the history is an impossible quest. Cleaning it up would be a mammoth, thankless task, and keeping it clean would be a major headache. I say get rid. I know it'll probably make a swift return, but there's always CRP until someone comes along with a decent version (however likely that is). --UU - natter 19:10, Nov 25 ....... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:23, 25 November 2008 (UTC) Buh-bye! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:14, Nov 26 D1337 Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 01:18, 26 November 2008 (UTC)
Comments	(This table was added with no comment and no link to the VFD page, but the VFD template was added to the article by Alexander the Great, so I guess he wants to vote delete, so I've taken the liberty of adding his vote there while fixing stuff. --UU - natter 19:10, Nov 25)

JVM

Keep
Delete	Delete. 2005 stub, has only four edits in the history, it's not funny, and it isn't going to get any better. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:42, Nov 24 Delete per above.--Mnbvcxz 00:43, 25 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless little nonentity. --UU - natter 10:32, Nov 25 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:34, 25 November 2008 (UTC) Delete I almost though... Na, kill it. Mr N Fork you! 21:24, Nov 25
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Pimps at Sea

Keep
Delete	Delete. Short, unfunny 2007 stub with no edits this year, no links to it, no point and no ideas. Get rid. --UU - natter 15:38, Nov 24 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:49, 24 November 2008 (UTC) D'leet. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:48, Nov 24 Delete per above.--Mnbvcxz 00:46, 25 November 2008 (UTC) Delete Now, it's not possible. That did not just happen. UU forgetting a VFD tag? Na, didn't happen. Mr N Fork you! 21:23, Nov 25
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Iriver

Keep
Delete	Delete. Utter shit. Escaped ICU in 2007 and has lain here being shit ever since. --UU - natter 15:09, Nov 24 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:49, 24 November 2008 (UTC) D'leet. UU throws it down so well. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:48, Nov 24 Delete per above.--Mnbvcxz 00:48, 25 November 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 21:20, Nov 25
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Guild Battle

Keep
Delete	Delete. OK, bear with me here. This is part of a strange series from 2006 about the Guild of Calamitous Intent. The guild page may be tolerable, although I haven't really looked at it yet, but this is just dull, laugh-free, and pointless, particularly as no page in the series links here. And neither do any other pages, for that matter. I therefore submit that we get rid of this page. --UU - natter 12:10, Nov 24 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:50, 24 November 2008 (UTC) D'leet • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:47, Nov 24 Delete I especially love the 3:1 red to blue link ratio.--Mnbvcxz 00:51, 25 November 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 21:19, Nov 25
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General Electric

Keep
Delete	Delete. It looks like a ~~half~~ quarter-finished snub. No updates since January.--Mnbvcxz 01:24, 24 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 01:57, Nov 24 Delete. "He was the one that defeated Geronimo, Slavery and the Dukes of Hazard who, after having put a flux capacitor on the General Lee attempted to send automatic weapons to the confederates back in 1863." --UU - natter 13:49, Nov 24 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:50, 24 November 2008 (UTC) D'leet • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:43, Nov 24
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Yam

Keep	Keep A few lines in there appealed to me. A good tidy up might work wonders here... Mr N Fork you! 19:39, Nov 19 Silence of the Yams. Definite Keep. However, it also really needs a cleanup. Maybe a rewrite tag? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:13, Nov 20 Weak keep. Just about enough to merit a rewrite tag. --UU - natter 12:49, Nov 21 Weak keep on the grounds that this may be rewritable. --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 16:25, Nov. 23, 2008 Keep it its not only rewritable, but its tuber humor! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:19, 24 November 2008 (UTC) Keep because I wrote it so IT HAS TO BE GOOD DAMMIT IT HAS TO.—Sir Mandaliet ♠ CUN PS VFH GN (talk) 19:37, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - Lousy 2006 article, random a poorly done throughout.--- 19:25, 19 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. The whole thing needs the axe...and if someone comes up with something good they can easily recreate it in a (hopefully) better form ~PAtkinson (word up, kids!) 13:25, Nov 23
Comments	Conditional Weak Abstain if you think about, how would you go about making an article about a vegetable funny? Since this about a notable topic, a purging might (or might not) make it sorta funny.--Mnbvcxz 22:08, 19 November 2008 (UTC)---- Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:41, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Gold Chess Piece

Keep	Pointless keep--Sycamore (Talk) 17:52, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Pretty random. At first, I wondered if there may be an idea in this. Then I read more, and there wasn't. Then there were the lists. --UU - natter 22:06, Nov 23 Delete. Sort of like fire hydrant, except stupid, random, unfunny and about something completely made up and incomprehensible. So near, yet so incredibly far. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 23:34, 23 November 2008 (UTC) Delete per above.--Mnbvcxz 01:13, 24 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Hmm. Well it's not really bad or anything, but it's not looking like it's going anywhere. If the author ever wants it back to work on in user space they can have it. Mr N Fork you! 01:59, Nov 24 D'leet • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:49, Nov 24
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Floppy Ipod

Keep
Delete	Delete. Short. Not funny. No real idea. Not going anywhere, not been edited since creation. Get rid. --UU - natter 21:52, Nov 23 Delete what under user said.--Mnbvcxz 01:07, 24 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. OK, then... Mr N Fork you! 02:01, Nov 24 Redirect to iPod Floppy. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:48, Nov 24 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:52, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Redirect to iPod Floppy? --Pentium5dot1\|t~^_^~c 06:26, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

Phi Alpha Gamma

Keep
Delete	Delete. retarded, random, and gay.--Mnbvcxz 21:26, 23 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Super gay. God, this article is such a fag. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:43, 23 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not good. Not going to be good. --UU - natter 22:01, Nov 23 Delete. Mr N Fork you! 02:02, Nov 24 Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:47, Nov 24 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:53, 24 November 2008 (UTC)
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Rain forest

Keep
Delete	Delete. Random 2005 stub. Little progress.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:51, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete & redirect to forest.--Mnbvcxz 19:54, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete I would not recommend a redirect. Lets go for a fresh start. Mr N Fork you! 19:56, Nov 22 D'leet. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:24, Nov 22 Delete. Please, think of the hookers. --UU - natter 14:45, Nov 23 Delete. --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 16:25, Nov. 23, 2008
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The history of the kiwi

Keep
Delete	Delete. Lousy 2006 oddity, little progress and random throughout.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:46, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete per sycamore.--Mnbvcxz 19:51, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 22:05, Nov 22 Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:24, Nov 22 Delete. No ideas, no potential. --UU - natter 14:44, Nov 23 Delete. --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 16:25, Nov. 23, 2008
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Strong-ish force

Keep
Delete	Delete. Poor physics article, random and poor throughout.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:44, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete per sycamore.--Mnbvcxz 19:53, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:23, Nov 22 Delete. Per Syc. --UU - natter 14:39, Nov 23 Delete. --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 16:25, Nov. 23, 2008
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Template:PROD

Keep	Keep It's not used, but it could be. A lot of users keep their own VFD lists... If a page is on your VFD list you could put this template on it, and add it to your watch list. If someone is bothered enough to remove the tag it's possibly not a good VFD nom. Sounds like a sensible idea to me... Mr N Fork you! 22:07, Nov 21
Delete	Delete. obsolete maintenance template--Mnbvcxz 22:20, 20 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:24, 21 November 2008 (UTC) D'leet. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:23, Nov 22 Delete. Looks like we might have a better option coming our way sometime soon... Mr N Fork you! 01:12, Nov 23 Delete. --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 16:25, Nov. 23, 2008
Comments	Abstain. I do not know how to vote on this as it states on the page that it is an Admin template. However it appears to be deprecated so therefore deletion bait. Anyway I don't feel we need a Prod Template as we are not Wikipedia and the VFD system here works better anyway. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 09:07, 21 November 2008 (UTC) MrN9000, I don't think this a "going to be put of VFD tag", its a "if this tag is still on an article for over 2 weeks, its going to be deleted tag". Basically, its a tag for a process that is no longer used. Although, a real VFD candidate tag might be a good idea.--Mnbvcxz 22:18, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Oh, and while we're at it, should we make a "saved on VFD because of a technicality" category &/or template, so those articles can quickly be but back on VFD?--Mnbvcxz 22:21, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Well this looks like a VFD candidate template to me. On your question about the "technicality" category... Na, that's probably not a good idea. Just leave em, and re-nom later if you remember Mr N Fork you! 22:37, Nov 21 It be make more sense to just make a VFD-Candidate template. According this template's instructions, merely deleting the template puts the article off death row. Additionally, according to its current instructions, only admins and high ranking users can use it. If you do use it as a VFD warning, there should also be a "Fix this crap (or at least whine alot) or I'll put this article of VFD" tag also; it wouldn't make any sense to give warnings for the sorta bad stuff, yet give no warnings for the really bad stuff.--Mnbvcxz 23:34, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Isn't this template supposed to be used only during Forest Fire Week? If so, should we move it to a better title? Or is Forest Fire Week obsolete? --Pentium5dot1\|t~^_^~c 21:28, 22 November 2008 (UTC) I don't think its forest fire week, I believe it an old way to delete articles, basically like a weak {{fix}} template. Forest fire week isn't about waiting for 14-30 days for a reply.--Mnbvcxz 21:40, 22 November 2008 (UTC) The template specifically links to Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week, but per MrN9000 below I am okay with this being deleted. Oh, and you mistakenly stuck your comment in the middle of my signature, so I fixed it. --Pentium5dot1\|t~^_^~c 05:01, 23 November 2008 (UTC) Forest fire week, V week or any other such mass deletion thing are probably never going to happen again. Uncyc has changed. Mr N Fork you! 01:12, Nov 23

Monaghan

Keep	Strongest possible keep - Since when did we use VFD as a negotiation chip with vandals? Remove the vanity, and let it be for now.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:13, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Towncruft. Dull, vanity towncruft. One of the original editors keeps blanking it because someone mentioned in it has a problem with it, which pretty much confirms it's vanity, and I don't see anything funny in it, so let's get rid. --UU - natter 17:09, Nov 19 rape and burn and not necessarily in that order. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 19:12, 19 November 2008 (UTC) It sucks, whether or not it's vandalized a lot. --SPY Administrator (Complain\|I rock\|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 19:19, 19 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. But sycamore... it's not funny. Vain or not, ugh. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:44, 19 November 2008 (UTC) D'leet • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:11, Nov 20 Ba-bye. Yeah, thanks for flying! Ba-bye. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:38, Nov 22
Comments	Comment. Syc, this isn't about negotiating with vandals. This is about a crap page that I would have put up here if I came across it any other way. The vandal edits just confirm it contains vanity. A read of it confirms it contains crap. --UU - natter 19:01, Nov 19 mmm - I would personally wait a month, I don't think theres any vanity I can see now, thats just me though:)--- 19:18, 19 November 2008 (UTC) Check the history of the page dude. Looks like (maybe) the author wants this gone anyway. Mr N Fork you! 21:03, Nov 22

Image:Awarhol.gif

Keep
Delete	Delete I apologize in advance for anyone who looks at this. Seriously.--Mnbvcxz 19:50, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:54, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Image:Bzdfbnfd.gif appears to be a copy of this image.--Mnbvcxz 19:50, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Comment - If the image is of this high quality and relivence (i.e. unused), I think (possibly) QVFD would be acceptable.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:54, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Speedy keep. I'm Wilde for it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:59, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Desperate housewifes

Keep
Delete	Delete. Little more than random wibbling. --UU - natter 11:41, Nov 22 Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:16, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. per Under user's comments.--Mnbvcxz 16:24, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 16:43, Nov 22 Delete. Speeling. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 18:48, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Rewrite. I can see what the author is trying to do but it is really just a failure. Could some one with a sense of humor, grammer and English conventions rewrite it. JamesM123 12:37, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Abstain I always suggest rewrites for notable topics as per by crackpot theory.--Mnbvcxz 12:46, 22 November 2008 (UTC) per response Mnbvcxz: we already have a correctly spelled article on Desperate Housewives. It's not great either, but I think it's better than this, so how about deleting this and redirecting to that? (Should have suggested that earlier, really). --UU - natter 16:19, Nov 22

Pff (2006 Paris Hilton pussyfart)

Keep
Delete	Delete. Just look at the title. Seriously.--Mnbvcxz 02:09, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 07:09, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Looks like an ED spork. --UU - natter 10:09, Nov 22 Delete. What was the author on when they wrote this article. It demeans all that Uncycolpedia is. JamesM123 12:42, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Ugh. Just... ugh. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 18:47, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:38, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Keep'd. Invalid nom (no VFD template on page). Uncyclopedia has only one rule: there are no rules. Also, there's a rule about putting the VFD template on pages that are on VFD, but that's orthogonal to the subject. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:02, 22 November 2008 (UTC) My mistake, sorry.--Mnbvcxz 20:08, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Crewebacca

Keep
Delete	Delete. Towncruft vanity and a total yawnfest. Asahatter (annoy) 01:48, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete per above.--Mnbvcxz 02:06, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, shit, and crams plenty of random in as well. --UU - natter 10:07, Nov 22 Random. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 18:46, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:38, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
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Schooner Pond

Keep
Delete	Delete. Town cruft, vanity, no updates since 2006 and lack of humor.--Mnbvcxz 22:27, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Death is too good for it. Asahatter (annoy) 01:49, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Mnbvcxz. --UU - natter 10:06, Nov 22 Delete. Per all you guys. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 18:45, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:39, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
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Quacky McQuack Quack

Keep
Delete	Delete. - Random/unfunny and little progrss in some time.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:52, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. per above.--Mnbvcxz 22:08, 21 November 2008 (UTC) LOLDUCKS Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:04, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. random nonsense Asahatter (annoy) 01:50, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. Odd, but unfortunately not in a good way. --UU - natter 10:05, Nov 22
Comments	"Unlike most poets such as Shakespeare, Quacky McQuack Quack refused to write poems in English, he only ever wrote his poems in duck." is that supposed to be a joke, or was the author that mind-numbingly ignorant that he thinks most poets write in English?--Mnbvcxz 22:08, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Philip J. Fry

Keep	Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:52, 18 November 2008 (UTC) K33P Because of the image. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 20:58, 18 November 2008 (UTC) Keep. - because its notable subject matter, & two other people said so.--Mnbvcxz 21:49, 18 November 2008 (UTC) Keep.It needs to be fixed, not deleted, it has potential Befg-mike 00:13, 22 November 2008 (UTC) 13:13, 22 Nov 08 Keep.. It has the potential to be a great article if it is completly rewritten by someone who has watched Futurama extensivly. JamesM123 12:46, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete	ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! Hasn't been edited in any decent amount since '06. --SPY Administrator (Complain\|I rock\|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 20:52, 18 November 2008 (UTC) No--PaddyAtkinson 01:20, 19 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. - because of its terrible subject matter, & two other people said so. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:03, Nov 19 Delete The only good content on the article was the image (Image:Traitor burning at the stake.jpg) which I believe should go to UN:VFP also that image should be used on other pages on Uncyclopedia. Please keep the image and don't let it become a orphan, it fits many great articles. Otherwise the text in the article must all go. Removing all the text and leaving the image would be a considerable improvement to the article. (thats how bad I feel for the article) ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 08:57, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Please don't delete Image:Traitor burning at the stake.jpg place it on other article and nominate for VFP. (I might do it myself) ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 08:57, 19 November 2008 (UTC) And I went Ahead and made the VFP nom for the image on the article at Uncyclopedia:VFP/Traitor_burning_at_the_stake.jpg Vote as you please. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 09:08, 19 November 2008 (UTC) Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:52, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

Rules of the Men's Room

Keep	Keep. it has some humor to it, and its a relatively well known concept; i.e. that men use the urinal furthest away from another man.--Mnbvcxz 22:01, 20 November 2008 (UTC) Keep. A staple of online humour sites, you always have to have a page like this. On that note, this might be a good launching site for somebody to write a pretty decent article. Maybe shove an expand tab on it? --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:21, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Strong Keep I left my comments in the ~~Mens Room~~ Cabal. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 09:13, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Keep. While hardly original, it's not unamusing. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 12:44, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. Not the worst list on here, and an expand tag could get it some non-listy content to back it up. With a bit of work, this could be good. --UU - natter 12:51, Nov 21 Keep. This stub may be nothing but a list, but this article at least has potential unlike this one. APOLLO TALK 00:10, 22 November 2008 (UTC) Keep. There's worse out there Asahatter (annoy) 01:51, 22 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Basically, just a list, and not a very good one at that. It's ugly, too. Has no way to improve beyond its sad state, IMO. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:36, Nov 20 Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:10, Nov. 20, 2008
Comments	Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 08:00, 22 November 2008 (UTC)

An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid

Keep	Keep unless you can site a version already made. I love how this article is. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 09:02, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Oh baby, there are tons. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 20:40, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. I fail to see any point to this article. _{OBAMA • SONIC80 -- ( Praise • Masterpieces • Contributions )}^{(Thar be-eth a timestamp -->} 02:29, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Delete -RA HB 05:27, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. - Utter crap--Sycamore (Talk) 09:15, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Delete -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 20:40, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Pfft. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:00, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 22:03, Nov 21
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Gay Aardvark Pride Festival

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Delete	Delete This is one of those article that you can tell by the title alone that it should be deleted.--Mnbvcxz 02:11, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Crappy Gay Cruft Yea you are right on this one. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 09:20, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 20:31, Nov. 21, 2008 Is the VFD tag on it this time? This article was nommed a few months back in August or July. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:15, 21 November 2008 (UTC) ?PEDIA' Mr N Fork you! 22:04, Nov 21
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National University of Singapore

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Delete	Delete - hmpf Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~ Delete Was on here earlier, had 0 for, 6 against; but it survived on a technicality: no VFD tag on the page the first time around--Mnbvcxz 02:09, 21 November 2008 (UTC). Delete. I really wish people would quit fucking up by forgetting the VFD templates. As my vote was "Epic Vanity Fail". The lack of the VFD template made the last vote an Epic Fail, this article wont survive this time. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 09:19, 21 November 2008 (UTC) D'leet! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:37, Nov 21 Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 20:33, Nov. 21, 2008 Sorry gaiz, mah fault for the vfd tag Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 21:09, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
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Switch

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Delete	Cruft. Read and see for yourself. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:37, Nov 20 Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:08, Nov. 20, 2008 Delete. - per above, utter nonsense.--Mnbvcxz 22:16, 20 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:23, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Cruft Yea. Also after the article gets huffed please redirect it to Light switch. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 09:17, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted and redirected to Light switch. -RA HB 09:24, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

The Carman

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Delete	Delete. Not sure how this vanity/cyberbullying mess has managed to last 2 months here, but let's get rid pronto. --UU - natter 14:33, Nov 20 D'leet. Two months? Really? Though I must say it does have more effort than the usual vanity article. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:17, Nov 20 'Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:11, Nov. 20, 2008 Delete Although, I would say that's closer to QVFD than VFD.--Mnbvcxz 22:03, 20 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. This is probably the first vanity article with pictures of the person being written about. Still, cyberbullying. Can't believe this was missed. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:20, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
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Betty White

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Delete	Delete - I like Betty White, but this article is poor. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:53, Nov. 20, 2008 Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 11:05, Nov 20 D'leet • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:15, Nov 20 Delete. Definitely not. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:18, 21 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. No No NO----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 09:14, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain only because of my crack-pot theory that any article of a notable subject should never be deleted ever.--Mnbvcxz 21:58, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

Government cover ups

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Delete	Delete. random, fugly--Mnbvcxz 22:12, 19 November 2008 (UTC) Delete. I tried to read it all. My brain scrambled. I had a couple of sips of tea to sort me out, then came back to vote. True, if dull, story. --UU - natter 11:04, Nov 20 D'leet • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:15, Nov 20 Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:11, Nov. 20, 2008 Delete. But I suggest someone port it over to ?pedia. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 00:17, 21 November 2008 (UTC)
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Hypnotoad

Keep	K33P Oh come on, this page will exist anyway, at least until the show fades out of existance...and I want to keep all I can to make sure Futurama ever leaves. (Although if this does get d1337ed, someone move it to my userspace). Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:11, 18 November 2008 (UTC) Keep. per above.--Mnbvcxz 21:52, 18 November 2008 (UTC) Keep. All glory to the hypnotoad! --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 22:18, 18 November 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep I didn't like the Parakeet style part of the page and I restored some of the old material. However you might wanna put some of the stuff I removed back in there if you think it fits. I would have voted delete otherwise as we already have AAAAAAAA! and The word parakeet written exactly two hundred and forty-two times (I felt its much better than all heil hypnotoad written as many times) If you feel it should belong than go for it it still in the edit history you can spork it back up. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[coolest link ever]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 09:38, 19 November 2008 (UTC) Keep. Good enough. Mr N Fork you! 21:46, Nov 19
Delete	ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! --SPY Administrator (Complain\|I rock\|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 17:04, 18 November 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:10, 18 November 2008 (UTC) Poorly Executed -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 22:51, 18 November 2008 (UTC) Execute--PaddyAtkinson 01:22, 19 November 2008 (UTC) Another AAAAAA! rip-off. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:01, Nov 19
Comments	Hypnotoad has a spot on the Futurama page. We don't need it elsewhere. Especially if it's naught more than a AAAAAAAAA! slash Developers! clone. And a shitty one at that. --SPY Administrator (Complain\|I rock\|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 17:14, 18 November 2008 (UTC) Then upon deletion please move it to my userspace. Thank you. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:16, 18 November 2008 (UTC) Even with Sawblade5's restoration of what it used to be, the fact remains that it was made in '05 and it has less than 50 edits. And it still isn't good IMO. --SPY Administrator (Complain\|I rock\|In memoriam) HMRFRA WH 19:14, 19 November 2008 (UTC) I'm a-callin' this one a draw, pardner. I'm a-keepin' it, I reckon. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:15, 21 November 2008 (UTC)