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Alternative medicine[edit]
- Acupuncture (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Ayurveda medicine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Bloodletting (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - traditionally done with leeches.
- Chinese medicine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - the traditional Chinese medicine system, or else medicine made in China.
- Energy therapy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Faith healing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently a redirect
- Folk medicine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Herbal supplements (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Home remedy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Magnet therapy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - not just rearranging magnets on the fridge, though it could be.
- Naturopathic medicine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Traditional African medicine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- 714-X (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Anatomy and physiology[edit]
This page is about human anatomy. For animal anatomy, see Uncyclopedia:Requested articles/Natural sciences/Biology#Anatomy.
- Attention span (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Bladder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Chin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Elbow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Funny bone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Gall bladder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Intestines (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Digestive system
- Knee (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Shoulders (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Thorax (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - also known as the chest.
Associations[edit]
- American Board of Medical Specialties (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- American Medical Association (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Argentinian Association for the Study of Pain (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- British Medical Association (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Canadian Medical Association (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Careers[edit]
- Male nurse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Orderly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Physical therapist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Podiatry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dentistry[edit]
- Caries vaccine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Dental fear (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Dentistry throughout the world (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Holistic dentistry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Street dentistry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Vipeholm experiments (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Diseases / conditions / signs / symptoms[edit]
- Acid reflux disease (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Allergy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Arthritis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Asthma (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Athlete's foot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Blacktose Intolerance (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Chicken pox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Cellulitis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - whatever you do, do NOT do an image search on this!
- Dysentery (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Eczema (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Fibromyalgia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Gaming Addiction (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Hysteria (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Inflammatory bowel disease (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Jungle Fever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Kuru (disease) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (More Info)
- Lassa fever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Malaria (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Monkeypox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Pneumonia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Psoriasis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Smallpox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Sudden Instant Down Syndrome - based on Down syndrome (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt); see lead of Sudden Instant Death Syndrome
- Typhoid (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Water intoxication (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hospitals and medical centers[edit]
- Bellevue Hospital Center (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Betty Ford Center (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Royal London Hospital (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Mount Sinai Hospital, New York (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Walter Reed Army Medical Center (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Journals / websites[edit]
- Medscape (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- PubMed (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Quackwatch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- WebMD (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Medical devices / tests[edit]
- Artificial heart (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Bandage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Therac-25 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Radiation therapy device which caused several patient fatalities due to buggy computer software
- Plaster cast (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Prosthetics (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - also usually known as artificial limbs
- Stent (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - not so fun to have done, even less so if they keep you awake during the procedure.
Medical administration[edit]
- Emergency room (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Intensive care unit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Isolation ward (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Operating theater (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Pharmacy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Microbiology and Cell Biology[edit]
Neurology[edit]
- Agnosia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Audiology (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Brain implant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Derealization (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Descartes' Error (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- McDonald criteria (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Melodic Intonation Therapy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Neurochip (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Neurology (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Posturography (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - also known as balance testing
Ophthalmology[edit]
Pathology[edit]
People[edit]
Pharmacology[edit]
- Active ingredient (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Adverse effect (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Alcohol withdrawal syndrome (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Clinical trial (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Cooperstown cocktail (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Experimental drug (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Murphy drip (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Nasal spray (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Nocebo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Pill dispenser (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Psychiatric medication (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Transdermal patch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Valium (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Psychology[edit]
- Behavioral addiction (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Binge Eating Disorder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Cognitive dissonance (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Coulrophobia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - a fancy word for "fear of clowns".
- Coultrophobia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - fear of Anne Coulter.
- Cyclothymia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Dunning–Kruger effect (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Electroconvulsive therapy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Erotomania (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Generalized Anxiety Disorder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Light therapy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Minor Neurocognitive Disorder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Superego (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Social media addiction (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Thought blocking (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - almost indistinguishable from changing a topic of awkward conversation.
- Thought insertion (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) "the devil made me do it"
Radiology[edit]
- Bone age (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Nuclear medicine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Radioactive tracer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Radiology (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Reed's rules (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Surgical planning (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Research terms[edit]
- Animal testing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Blind experiment (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Clinical trial (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sex and OBGYN[edit]
Treatments / procedures[edit]
- Bandage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Caesarean section (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Cardiopulmonary resuscitation/CPR (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Heart transplant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Liposuction (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Pharmaceutical drug (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)