Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/27-08-09
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Date August 27th, 2009: THE RANDOM ISSUE • Issue 62 • Because the truth is not random enough
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Due to frequent lack of interest and excitement, this UnSignpost issue has now gone totally insa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Genital wart in the left politician! BOMB IRAN! HEIL CAJEK! flamethrowers. hearts. |
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