Uncyclopedia:VFH/votes

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This is a list of all the articles that have been featured on Uncyclopedia, ordered by the number of votes they received.

The number of votes is not always indicative of an article's popularity. Many of the articles that received two or three or four votes were created and featured early in Uncyclopedia's history, when there were fewer users/voters; if they were nominated today they might have received more votes. Articles that were featured in the first few months of Uncyclopedia are marked in bold. Some were also put on the front page after about a day of VFH by its author. However, rest assured that if an article has received eight or nine or ten or thirteen votes, or is written by that one guy, it is one of the very finest pages Uncyclopedia has to offer.

Number of votes is equal to total of "against" votes subtracted from total of "for" votes.

See also the most popular pages by number of hits.

Inflation of the vote on Uncyclopedia will soon render it as useless as the US dollar.


22 votes[edit]

Alliteration

17 votes[edit]

Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes

16 votes[edit]

Nobody cares

15 votes[edit]

I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle

13 votes[edit]

Romania

New "voice chat" feature proposed for mobile phones

John Seigenthaler Sr.

12 votes[edit]

Niggers

The Night After Christmas

11 votes[edit]

Uncyclopedia Brown

North Korea

Nike Revolution of 2006

10 votes[edit]

Certificate of Hitlertude

Red Shirts

German grammar

Founding Fathers

Peer

The artist formerly known as God

Alternative Medicine

9 votes[edit]

The Oldest Trick in the Book

Flying Spaghetti Monster

X Window System

Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions

Crimes inspired by video games

IPod yocto

Attack of the 500 foot Jesus

Emoticonics

Barrel Clowns

Afganistan

J.D. Salinger

Fecal E.Coli

Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One

Air

British film industry

8 votes[edit]

Aesop's Fables

The Official List of the Best Things in Existence

List of weapons that don't exist, but should

Orange construction barrels

Redundancy

AAAAAAAAA!

Poop Cuisine

Philip Glass

Morse Code

Poland

George Bailey

7 votes[edit]

Air

1927

MC Hammer

Wikipedia

Nihilism

Quantum Economics

War on Terra

Kitten Huffing

Greatest Inventions

Missing milk

Bloodbath

Newmath

Much Ado About Yokels

Alternate Universes I Seriously Hope Do Not Actually Exist

Styrofoam

The GI Joe-Transformers War

Mediocre Britain

6 votes[edit]

Anonymous

RTFM

WMD(Donuts)

Random humor

World War I (video game)

Dude, Where's My Time Machine?

Stereotype Reassignment Surgery

Terri Schiavo

Incompleteness Theorem

Dake-Bonoism

Zombies

Bar Mitzvah

The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time

Gibberish

5 votes[edit]

Cowation

Zork

You have two cows

English-American Dictionary

Table of Contents

St. Peter's Basilica

Banned from the Internet

Banana Phone

Estonia

Fanfiction.net

Fascist

Racoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape

4 votes[edit]

KITTENHOEFFER magazine stand

Idiotic Table of the Elements

Axis of Evil Hot Dog Eating Competition

Nostradamus

Doctor Who

Lies

National Try To Assassinate The President Day

Pong! the Movie

Cabbage

IKEA

Scotland

George W. Bush

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Air Guitar

Fountainhead Earth

University of California

The Flintstones

3 votes[edit]

Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies

Bon-bons

God

Pot v. Kettle

Senator

Mordor

2 votes[edit]

Kitten hurling battle

Lord Byron

Kool Aid

-4[edit]

Euroipods