Uncyclopedia:VFP/Class B
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Bass player.JPG
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 Cliff Williams of popular music combo AC/DC seen here practising his scales on his custom bass guitar. This bass couldn't produce any tunas, or even any tunes. Image credit: Col.swordman |
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American goths.jpg
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 Unfortunately, despite traditional farmers' resilience across the ages, the "American Gothic" lifestyle just isn't what it used to be. Image credit: Splaka |
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Ahmadinejad-jihad-my-ride.jpg
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 Popular Al Jazeera reality series "Jihad My Ride" features, among other Muslim celebrities, Mahmoud "I-Wanna-Jihad" Ahmadinejad taking normal automobiles and making them "The Bomb". Image credit: RadicalX |
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9-11.png
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 9-Eleven, a world-wide chain of convenience stores serving the needs of those who seek to overthrow whichever hated oppressor is in vogue at the time, is now owned by a conglomeration of businessmen operating out of Afghanistan for tax purposes. People often call them when they need fat. In a bun. Image credit: FreeMorpheme |
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1up.jpg
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 Quenching the thirst of millions of plumbers across the nation, it's the ultimate soda. Image credit: CartoonDiablo |
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100AcreSuspects.jpg
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 "The greatest trick Christopher Robin ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Image credit: Mhaille |
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Fifa2010 logo.png
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 The revised logo for the 2010 FIFA World Cup in South Africa has been designed to incorporate the host nation's actual national sport... Image credit: Sonje |
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Pigletmugshot.jpg
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 ...the Hundred Acre Wood-wide police crackdown netted Piglet, shown here in his mugshot after being charged with vagrancy, operating a wheelbarrow while intoxicated, hunting woozles without a licence, smuggling of unpasteurized honey across state lines... Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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Badnewssoup.jpg
| Badnewssoup.jpg - 19.5 total votes ( 32 / 12.5 ) |
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 Just when you thought hospital food couldn't get any worse... Image credit: Doug |
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MichaelSatanMonkeyDarwin.jpg
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 St. Michael the Archangel attempts to slay Charles Darwin to prevent him from revealing Michael's horrible secret. Darwin, belonging to the fitter of the species, survived. Image credit: Isra1337 |
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Mao Zedong portrait.jpg
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 Chairman Meow Image credit: Socky |
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Godpissed.png
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 God is pissed. Image credit: Tripod2282 |
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Jarhead3.jpg
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 A WWI-era Jarhead recruiting poster helped to bring many new recruits into the beloved US Marine Corps. Image credit: One-eyed_Jack |
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U2-down-and-out.jpg
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 During the late 1990s, the band U2 fell on hard times. Image credit: RadicalX |
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UKLanding01.jpg
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 This is one small step for a gentleman, rather too much for working class types, I fear. Image credit: Mhaille |
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Pro sack race.jpg
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 After tiring of bourgeois racing events such as MotoGP and Formula One, Valentino Rossi enters the competitive world of Potato Sack Racing Image credit: Sonje |
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Vaderguild.jpg
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 Never underestimate the power of the dwarf. Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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SavingPrivateElmo.jpg
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 This film is brought to you by The Number Eight: The number of muppets it takes to save one. Image credit: Sonje |
- For --72.197.184.52 15:20, 2 May 2009 (UTC)ME!
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Michael and the children.jpg
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 Like Jesus, Michael Jackson just wants the little children to come to him. Image credit: Sonje |
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Jeanpool1.png
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 Experts advise against chlorinating the jean pool, as it causes the dye to bleed, and acid-washed jeans haven't been cool since '86. Image credit: RadicalX |
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ThatsNoMoonThatsWikipedia.jpg
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 Gosh, Wikipedia is starting to get a little too big... Image credit: DaMenace |
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Wordprocessor.png
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 The Microsoft Word Processor is good for the office and the kitchen! It can be yours for just 3 easy payments of $39.99! Image credit: Tripod2282 |
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IWinAd.png
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 Even the power of an iPod is no match for the common gun. Image credit: Llama-Llover |
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GTA-VC-cover.jpg
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 The cover of Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City, in stores soon. Image credit: RadicalX |
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SexualPredator.jpg
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 "El cazador que hace trofeos de los hombres" - the demon who makes trophies of men. Image credit: Mhaille |
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SistineGraffiti.png
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 A great disturbance was recorded in the historical community today when what appeared to be a preliminary version of the Michelangelan Fresco that decorates the Sistine Chapel was found spraypainted on a remote alleyway in Rome. Notable historians whatsisname and thatguy said it was due to Michelangelo's intense desire to be accepted into the Renaissance art movement, which they say "required a fair amount of street cred." Image credit: Zombiebaron |
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GuitarStatue.png
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 Symphonia, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
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MonoLisa.jpg
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 DaVinci's Hewlett-Packard printer was to be the undoing of his most famous work, resulting in what art scholars have termed the "Mono Lisa."
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Cool-wilde.jpg
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 Unable to reach Him by phone, Oscar Wilde took his seat in God's waiting room (also called purgatory). It is believed that he waits there to this day. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Potatochopcs.jpg
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 Adobe Potatochop is the industry standard software for chip production amongst chip shops the length and breadth of England. Available with a number of plugins, including the most recent 'extra crispy' update, it is, along with Adobe Suppersready one of Adobe's most well known pieces of software. Image credit: Mhaille |
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ChickenboxDeepFryer.png
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 And they said it couldn't be done. Image credit: Tom mayfair |
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Vadersegway2.jpg
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 Darth Vader was the only spawn of Qui-Gon-Jinn, a legendary intergalactic televangelist who made millions on the planet Naboo curing toasters of inflammation. During his reign as King of Iceland, Darth Vader often took time off to endorse a variety of things, including the Segway. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Zoloft-seppuku.jpg
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 Though Zoloft has been very successful in its ad for fighting depression on American television, it's had difficulty adapting its campaign for Japan. Image credit: RadicalX |
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Nojesus.jpg
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 Something seems to be missing, but everyone is too stoned to care. Image credit: Volte |
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Turkeyflag.gif
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 The flag of Turkey, as it has appeared since 1844. Image credit: Sinspawn |
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Sophia-Magritte.jpg
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 This is NOT a potato. René Magritte's homage to Uncyclopedia. It could be a chipolata, actually; it's not a great painting either way. Image credit: Sannse |
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Uncyclopedios.jpg
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 "The cereal where you eat the box!" Image credit: InfiniteMonkey |
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Cardboardmini.jpg
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 It is evident that the car has come a long way since its original cardboard chassis design. Image credit: Hindleyite |
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Laketiticaca1.jpg
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 Bolivian signpost featuring the latest language symbolism to aid foreign visitors. Image credit: Mhaille |
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IndyWrappedmm.jpg
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 NEW! Individual wrappings prevent Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Image credit: MoneySign |
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MP Truman2.jpg
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 August 6, 1945: After being given superpowers by the Manhattan Project, Harry S. Truman, the Truman Torch, personally drops the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, Japan, signalling the beginning of the end of World War II. Truman's flight was the culmination of the Manhattan Project, a sustained secret project by the United States military to develop superpowers in order to resurrect the American Justice Coalition. Because superhero technology was so valuable, the project was disguised as an effort to create a nuclear bomb, a deception that was so complete that the nuclear bomb was also developed. Subsequently, all American presidents have been endowed with superpowers and occasionally fight together as the New American Justice Coalition. Image credit: Isra1337 |
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 The Bermuda Triangle strikes again! Image credit: The Hedgehog |