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Trojan Horse (history, logs)

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Looking for protection for your stallion? Safe sex whilst getting your oats? Look no further than Trojan Horse condoms. For the serious rider. Available in "Large", "Extra Large" and "Ouch!". Image credit: sannse Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 20 Happy Humpin' Horses
Nomination:	Mhaille
For Votes: 20	Someone is going to hell. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Bleats. Wait, wrong animal. --CharitwoTalk 18:08, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For. Judge Adriano "Legal" Zarbi Talk! 18:21, 29 September 2008 (UTC) Hot. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:30, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For. and thanks for the idea Splarka! -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 19:24, 29 September 2008 (UTC) Technically, using one of these things counts as rape. That goddamned Badger. Parlay? 19:29, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For.. Catherine the Great would be so pleased. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:38, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For.. Is there a sheep version? RabbiTechno 19:43, 29 September 2008 (UTC) For.. Obviously I use these all the time myself. No, not for my horse. OK, it's for my horse. MrN  Fork you! 19:48, Sep 29 I came. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:51, Sep 29 For. The UnIdiot is most amused. - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 20:09, Sep 29 For. I'd make a Catherine the Great joke, but it's already been done. Curse you, Codeine! Curse you to hell! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:09, 29 September 2008 (UTC) Hehe, Condoms... --Sir Seeker (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 00:08, 30 September 2008 (UTC) For. Now I know what sannse meant when she said the last boyfriend she had was "a bit of a stallion" -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 07:39, 30 September 2008 (UTC) Think horses? Got wood? Think trojans! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:51, 30 September 2008 (UTC) Against That's right... Screw the system. Great Image Mr. Lavrenti "Digits" Hex Text-based. Gloriously so. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:02, 30 September 2008 (UTC) Must vote before it leaves VFP. Jeez. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 21:29, 30 September 2008 (UTC) Extreme Greek For. ~ 18:39, 1 October 2008 (UTC) Sannse; Queen Of Text Based Images That Even A Zombiebaron Would Vote For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:26, 1 October 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0
Comments	This a first rate image there's no doubt but in my amateur opinion the humour is a tiny bit weak.This seems to be a product marketed to humans for the benefit of the horse .. but against what im not sure (certainly not against disease or pregnancy + Most jockeys are male). If it was me id have either made one where the product was marketed to humans with very large cocks just called 'trojan horse' or keep the animal sex reference and market the product to the horse inferring that it might catch something from the skanky crack hoes hired to make pornos with it maybe. But theres no way to improve on the photoshoping other than a touch of textured specular shine maybe :)--VitalOD 17:03, 30 September 2008 (UTC)