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Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A poorly formatted article from 2005. Takes aim at the promising phenomenon of sending an email to unwanted recipients, swings, and misses, ending up by pranking the reader by scaring him about his own computer and trying to get him to wipe the hard drive. Spıke Ѧ 11:49 24-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A poorly humor article passage. 071058s (talk)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ye Olde stuff that looked stale when first written in 2005. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:38, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 UnNews:WRPI secedes from Albany radio dial H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In 2007, Anon wrote a description of a storm that took the college radio transmitter off-line. Not funny but merely coded; the only humor is inadvertent, when he refers to the listener in the singular. MadMax added the categories later, which is more than it deserved. Spıke Ѧ 23:23 21-Mar-15
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Game:El forest y doomo

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Doo wut? Title is pidgin Spanish. Yet another portal into Zork; no humor detected. Spıke Ѧ 01:01 28-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Worthy of QVFD. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:57, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's just the word "nigga" combined with awful sex jokes. BrokenKnives (talk) 13:18, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Humour-free. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:25, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Eating trees and swords is apparently not as fun as it sounds. Chunkles (talk) 23:58, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
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Mouth breather

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ridicule with no cleverness, climaxing in Holocaust Humor. Spıke Ѧ 14:04 30-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is an awful article. It ridicules people who have sex with relatives, but that's not funny on its own.. BrokenKnives (talk) 13:15, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap and crude. Double hit. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:26, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:24, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny at all. Chunkles (talk) 23:55, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 Miniaturization H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Offers no humour. Just random nonsense in small text. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:28, April 5, 2015 (UTC) Retracted. Switch to keep. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:39, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Along with the predictable small-genitalia joke, the article made a fine move toward unpopularity as "miniaturization" and gave a nod to the perverse effects of ever-smaller electronics. Author got too entertained by his own mistakes and made the predictable wrong turn into a cutesy but unfunny "article in the form of the thing it's about." Now improved. Spıke Ѧ 10:49 5-Apr-15
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:39, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Chunkles (talk) 23:50, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
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Spanish Civil War (video game)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Like other articles of this genre, awful. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:56, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg ur pwn3d Awful. Spıke Ѧ 13:07 30-Mar-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You can't make fun of someone just by doing what they do. BrokenKnives (talk) 13:21, April 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Navelism by Proxy (i.e. possible someone's actual game play elsewhere and pasted here). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:23, April 5, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Everything under Category:War video games should be obliterated. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 13:46, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
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Daine Dusome

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Appears to be some sort of inside joke. Isn't particularly funny, and is only 1 sentence long. CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 19:59, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
    Please read the rules: Stuff this new and this bad doesn't need a vote. Spıke Ѧ 02:09 15-Apr-15
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D.D.E.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't know anything about the subject but it comes across to me as fan-cruft rather than a humourous Uncyclopedia article. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:13, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mostly typed in a single sitting by Anon in 2005. If you consult WP:D.D.E. (band), you still will not know much about it. No comedy strategy beyond trite stoner humor. Spıke Ѧ 11:25 8-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oddly enough, WP:D.D.E. (band) consists of a higher proportion of listcruft. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 14:54, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Norwegian pants. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:26, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Sorry to be That guy, but what does cruft refer to? CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 03:43, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
    'Cruft' in the context for this website is stuff about a place or something so obscure that only very few people will understand what you are trying to make fun of. Like writing about your mates or writing unfunny fan fiction. Our other benchmark is referring to Wikipedia - see if it covered there. See also Navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:28, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
    The adaptable disparaging term includes nominator's "fan-cruft" (meaning a contribution meant to glorify the band rather than amuse anyone) and "listcruft" (meaning a list meant to do who-knows-what? apart from show inability to write a complete paragraph). Separately, "towncruft" is an article explaining why my town is uniquely chavs, druggies, and immigrants. Spıke Ѧ 09:07 14-Apr-15

Waco Siege (video game)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ye Blacke Adder wants more carnage in this category, so let's continue with an article on a war that wasn't even a war. Spıke Ѧ 14:07 8-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. With score properly updated this time. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 14:49, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another game play crappo entry. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. LET'S BREAK THIS SIEGE BABY! SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 17:20, April 16, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Is there anything in the deletion policy which allows votes for a group of articles to be deleted in one go? Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 14:49, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
    The motive behind the policy is notification to the authors and a 24-hour chance to defend one's work. Provided these safeguards are met, we have allowed multiple pages per ballot, as well as a Forum that proposes mass deletions, as in the 2013 jihad against English Towncruft. Spıke Ѧ 15:50 8-Apr-15

Pooper Scooper Tuesday

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Okay, so if the reader wants an article on Super Tuesday with toilet humor, all he has to do is type this, and he will find exactly that. Otherwise, no one ever will. Also: Toilet humor (and nothing else). New Uncyclopedian OfficerGrasshopper stumbled upon this, agreed with me that it has No Redeeming Merit, and applied {{VFD}} but seems to have been baffled by our user-friendly nominating process. Spıke Ѧ 15:51 21-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The title is better than what follows. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:36, March 26, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:59, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 19:21, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
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Fist

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny since 2006. Begun by someone who does not speak English and maintained by vandals. Spıke Ѧ 08:14 11-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Since the writer appears to be confused between 'fists' and 'flirts'. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:30, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
    The someone who does not speak English was not that confused; that was the work of one of the vandals. Spıke Ѧ 04:26 15-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ^What they said. CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 03:40, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Needs to be euthanized. Jonny appleseed (talk) 23:30, April 17, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg I'm amazed this even exists. Zero humour, zero sense. --not Molbanhan but actually <insert name here> talk to him/her 20:03, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
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Goatman

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Kakun casts Goatse as a superhero (the connection is also made on the Wikipedia disambiguation page). Except for a tiny unfunny bit of Cunt Humor, any humor here is not ours. Spıke Ѧ 17:33 4-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The goats shall perish. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:47, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That's enough about goats. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:38, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I love goats; they're my favorite bovines! However, this article has very little to do with these majestic cetaceans, and it also isn't funny. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by CarnassisChaosbringer (talk • contribs)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Slaughter. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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1901 Uncyclopedia Supreme Symposium Spectacular at Buffalo, New York H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's well written, however it is of a made-up event, lacks humour and is full of quite a few random tangents to the article. Not sure we need it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:30, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg “She’s the one getting fucked in her ear” A 2007 effort by Prettiestpretty not to make Uncyclopedia history, nor even to chronicle it, but to fabricate it out of memes and ramble. Spıke Ѧ 20:56 7-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not one of the Great Dame's best. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:13, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny fiction. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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Other War of 1812 H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article on a made-up war full of random jabs at American and British politicians complete with made-up statistics and a lack of maturity. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:13, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nominator's article was saved from VFD by Anton199 based on a George W. Bush initial quotation which at this point is a waste of time (likewise, the next quote, that some war history site malfunctions; who cares?), also by Aleister who does not want anything to be deleted. Stereotypical Intro and next-to-null first section warn reader that author was not trying to write about anything. Spıke Ѧ 10:50 8-Apr-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another Wacky War we can do without. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:25, April 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny fiction. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
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