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Real Coca-Cola H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.I copy it to Coca-Cola. 071058s (talk)
    Reverted. The {{Merge}} tag means merge, not concatenate creating a mess. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The New Coke/Coke Classic fiasco is a fine candidate for our treatment; by comparison, what is Real Coca-Cola and who would look for this page? Invents a product, tells us how vile it is, and nags the reader to avoid it. Useless. Spıke Ѧ 15:08 30-Mar-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. External linkage. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Plagiarism of Coca-Cola and it isn't funny Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 19:05, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lacks fizz. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:50, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
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PT Kereta Api Indonesia H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only contribution of Yafie Achmad Raihan (2013). Not English. Not funny. Spıke Ѧ 16:15 14-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Also not humor (I might have missed something, but there appears to be no attempts at humor in the article.) CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 19:30, April 14, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny Engrish. Could not be the topic of a funny article, therefore cannot be saved. Burn. --not Molbanhan but actually <insert name here> talk to him/her 20:00, April 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Humour, if any, is Indonesian. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 05:17, April 19, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.WTF? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:51, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
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1984 Uncyclopedia Convention at Los Angeles, California H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As this forum has just deleted 1901 Uncyclopedia Supreme Symposium Spectacular at Buffalo, New York, here is Joe9320's cheap imitation of 2006 feature 1846 Uncyclopedia Convention at Aurora, New York. This was an attempt to create another "My sojourn" franchise of imitation comedy, without the comedy. Spıke Ѧ 23:09 29-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:52, April 30, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 12:47, May 1, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Sog1970 (talk) 21:08, May 2, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 10:20, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
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YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER! H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 12:46, May 1, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pranks the reader without amusing him. Spıke Ѧ 12:49 1-May-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bit light on text.--EStop (talk) 10:17, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The writer should consider an exorcism. BrokenKnives (talk) 15:50, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Really? Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 17:20, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
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  • The title has a subtle charm, though I believe it's a direct lift from Charlotte Bronte--Sog1970 (talk) 20:46, May 2, 2015 (UTC)
    Dunno; I am not as versed in the Classics. Spıke Ѧ 20:54 2-May-15

Uncyclopedia:Purge the Old Stuff

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Reflecting our chronic debate about whether we turn off readers by having too many crap articles, faster than we turn off authors by being too quick to purge crap articles, this is a piece of noise masquerading as policy. Spıke Ѧ 20:53 2-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not sure what point the author was trying to get across.--Sog1970 (talk) 21:07, May 2, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hitting saucepan with wooden spoon. --EStop (talk) 10:14, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Such a waste of precious time and use of finger muscles. BrokenKnives (talk) 19:23, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ctrl+VVVVVVVVVVV(I'll show them! I'll show them ALL!)VVVVVVVVVVVV CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 20:28, May 5, 2015 (UTC)
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🔒 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I really don't see enough legitimately entertaining content to justify keeping this article. CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 20:13, May 5, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nominator says in the change summary that he tried to clean it up but there was nothing left, but I think this is doable. It would be nice to have an article at this name. Spıke Ѧ 20:24 5-May-15
    • I looked over your edits, and I like them. Perhaps I was too quick to throw out the baby turtles with the bathwater. CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 20:47, May 5, 2015 (UTC)
      Then the thing to do is strike through your nomination — Then volunteer to teach author how to code a wikitable inside a wikitable, rather than just type enough <br>s to make it come out right on his screen until someone adds or deletes an entry, grr! Spıke Ѧ 20:53 5-May-15
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  • Nomination withdrawn. Spıke Ѧ 19:33 7-May-15

Men in Black

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Amuses author at expense of reader, instead of amusing the reader. Uses typography instead of humor. Not to be confused with the entirely different Men In Black, to which it should be redirected. Spıke Ѧ 15:11 17-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect as per Spike. ConCass2 (talk) 22:06, April 29, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete and redirect Funny in a one-liner sort of way, but not Uncyclopedic. --EStop (talk) 10:29, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Belongs on Reddit. BrokenKnives (talk) 15:46, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny. Stranger195 (talk) 07:03, May 8, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I did some edits (as per SPIKE's practice and suggestion for these things). The article is now perfect in every way. Have a nice day. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:00, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
    Removing the cruft from the single paragraph was an improvement, but it addressed none of my concerns. Spıke Ѧ 10:30 4-May-15
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🔒 Spam (electronic) H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A page in the cutesy "style of the thing it's about," namely, unreadable stupidity. Spıke Ѧ 15:30 18-Apr-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If only spambots were human, and had the capacity to be amused. BrokenKnives (talk) 19:21, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. OK it's not the greatest article I ever read, but worth keeping. Also on a wiki I admin I made a Fixit tag for articles that could use work. You might want that here. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:14, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
    We have plenty of tags, such as {{Fix}}. I could tag it and delete it in a month, or I can bring them here to solicit other opinions. Spıke Ѧ 23:11 29-Apr-15
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It has its issues, but I think it also might have potential.CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 19:41, May 5, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. If you do delete this please send it to User:Miley Spears/Spam (electronic). I have some ideas I don't have time to do now. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:04, April 28, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. At the moment I am pondering whether this article like one of those town bars that is known for dodgy clientele and shady dealings. The local constab would be very happy to close it, or hoik them all out; but know it's better not to because at least it is contained, and not rampant throughout the town. --EStop (talk) 18:49, May 5, 2015 (UTC)
    If you think that this Cruft Centre precludes cruft from accumulating elsewhere, you are mistaken. Spıke Ѧ 18:50 5-May-15

Parody H D Tag article

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a dreadfully long list of things that are suggested to be parodies of other things. BrokenKnives (talk) 16:44, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a dreadfully long list whose point is to tell a single joke repeatedly, as we advise against at UN:LIST. Spıke Ѧ 16:58 4-May-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a dreadfully long list. --EStop (talk) 18:31, May 5, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:11, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's. Stranger195 (talk) 01:05, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
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  • It also makes use of the Russian Reversal joke, which grew old about 1 month after that one episode of Family Guy aired. BrokenKnives (talk) 16:52, May 4, 2015 (UTC)
  • Is that what that's from? Wow, it just got even less funny... CarnassisChaosbringer (talk) 20:29, May 5, 2015 (UTC)

Unicode H D Tag article

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh, ȴ☉⚇₭, a stubby article in code. Spıke Ѧ 11:31 5-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Making an article virtually unreadable is not funny. It just makes the reader squint. BrokenKnives (talk) 12:40, May 5, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Harder to read than my handwriting. --EStop (talk) 18:34, May 5, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg ᎠᎬᏞᎬᎢᎬ. Even if there was the greatest joke of all time in this article, nobody can read it so it's pointless to make. ConCass2 (talk) 22:00, May 6, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Brain damage works. This doesn't. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:13, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
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  • To be clear, whether any reader sees all/part/none of this article depends on his computer and on what fonts he has installed. But that obstacle was created by relying on gimmicks rather than humor. Spıke Ѧ 23:13 6-May-15

Teenage Mutant Ninja Assholes H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is the same joke over and over again. It wasn't particularly funny the first time. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by CarnassisChaosbringer (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written in 2010, during Maniac1075's Anal Phase of development. Spıke Ѧ 20:23 5-May-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A great article if you operate under the assumption that your audience is 12 year olds. BrokenKnives (talk) 12:34, May 6, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is shi.... no, I'm not doing it.--EStop (talk) 22:55, May 6, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Teenage Mutant Ninja Assholes. Heroes that are assholes, with turd power. They're the worlds most stinkiest fighting team. They're heroes that are assholes, and they heave. Absolute poetry. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:15, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
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  • In fact, author put enough Butthole Humor in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, which I voted to Keep, above, that we surely don't need a Butthole version of Butthole Humor. Spıke Ѧ 20:41 5-May-15

Worst 100 Nonexistent Words of All Time

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An obvious repository for cruft: To play, all you have to do is ramble about a nonexistent subject. If any of these were funny, they would be at UnDictionary. Made up Words will still survive, although it has the same problem. Spıke Ѧ 13:33 8-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Less creative than Shia Lebeouf. BrokenKnives (talk) 17:37, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Most of it is rubbish but I feel like a few deserve to be kept in UnDictionary. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:08, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Good concept for comedy freedom, hence Undictionary. It is not unique and the execution is poor.--EStop (talk) 11:29, May 11, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Depart hence, and haunt no more. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:38, May 18, 2015 (UTC)
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Where are my keys?

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Could have been a fun treatise on the famous Senior Moment. What it is is a listy ramble. Spıke Ѧ 18:28 13-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A rambling writing technique would work well on an article that explains the mishaps a person with a rambling mind suffers through. Unfortunately it lacks substance and is listy. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 19:01, May 18, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The direction of the article keeps taking too many sharp turns without reason, and also employs lists as a failed humor tactic. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 00:26, May 23, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EStop (talk) 07:57, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Change the lock and cast out into the void. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:34, May 24, 2015 (UTC)
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Labor Party

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An attempt to highlight the link between the meanings of the word Labour in political parties and in childbirth. Ends up with an un-funny result. A re-write would be welcome, however having a page of Labour Parties seems odd when there is little connecting them but the name. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 13:54, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I am unaware of any "Labor Party" in a nation using the American dialect of English, and indeed this is by near-Admin Mnbvcxz (Creation Summary: "Just to clarify, this is parody, and I do NOT have a birth fetish....") He has a big one, but this article set out to do something funny (blur labour with childbearing) and succeeded. It is not the topical approach nominator, or I, would have taken to a political topic, but it is a valid, pun-based comedy approach. Spıke Ѧ 02:58 11-May-15
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A Day at the Barn with Hitler

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All the original humor was by Adolf Hitler; no particularly original take by Thetoastman in 2006. Spıke Ѧ 01:55 10-May-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If it is not original work, it should go.--EStop (talk) 19:06, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Starts off okay, but loses its comedic value at an exponential rate past a certain point. The last two parts of the "Summary" section were cringingly unfunny. This might have been fixable, if not for what others have already pointed out about its unoriginality. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 22:38, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Others have decided it is not original, I shall do the same. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 06:23, May 30, 2015 (UTC)
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  • This is a tough one for me. I read it through and laughed a lot. I find it quite funny. However, a quick google search brings up this: http://walterhumala.deviantart.com/art/A-day-at-the-barn-with-hitler-45718057, from 2006 and I can't tell whether the text was copied from Uncyclopedia along with the picture or if this was not an original concept from Uncyclopedia. Also the title is a punch line that no one will search for which means this doesn't really work on Uncyclopedia. If the humour is original, I would urge it to be kept in some shape or form (either put it in user space or re-title it) because I found it quite amusing. If it isn't original it should be deleted. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 08:06, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
    To follow that link, even Mr. Humala says it isn't his invention, but based on a Nazi recruitment pamphlet (at the heart of Bob the Builder). It is at deviantART and here to celebrate the macabre and not to amuse — never achieving Gallows Humor at the gas chambers. Spıke Ѧ 10:40 10-May-15
    Although I don't dig the subject...or the inspiration...before I vote against it, is this not satire? --EStop (talk) 18:15, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
    If it makes you laugh, you may even vote For, though I didn't because I saw it as a copy of work elsewhere. Spıke Ѧ 18:31 25-May-15
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