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Creative Creativity-Bad stuff/Bull License

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is our standard CC-BY terms governing the re-use of contributions here, translated from English to babble. The joke page name ensures that no one will find it, except a certain Anon I am tired of reverting. Spıke 🎙️17:36 20-Sep-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Serves no purpose.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 06:44, September 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Begone. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:02, October 2, 2016 (UTC)
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Whattabattaheetbay

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An utter piece of dog crap created by an anonymous Ip and a user who named himself after the article, not to mention that the page has been untouched since August 2007. I assume the title is supposed to be an accented pronunciation of some sort of greeting phrase. TheWikiMan026 (talk) 18:29, September 27, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Invent a word and give a five-minute extemporaneous speech." Stock fare for eight-year-old schoolchildren, but not because the resulting speech is ever any good. Spıke 🎙️19:21 27-Sep-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not imaginative or funny or anything anyone would look up.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 23:24, October 10, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Que? Eh?? Put this down. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:20, October 13, 2016 (UTC)
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Banat

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All it is is leftie dissing of conservatives and religion, made mostly by anonymous IP's No humour whatsoever. TheWikiMan026 (talk) 18:31, September 27, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ranty and unfunny. Even when the Intro achieves an actual metaphor ("primordial soup of douchebagness"), its rantiness keeps it from being funny. Spıke 🎙️19:23 27-Sep-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even the abuse isn't up to much. Go. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:06, October 2, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 23:28, October 10, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I completely understand the points laid out by those voting in favor of deleting the article, but I respectfully disagree per my argument for Defeat the Dark Side, above. And same goes for the "C-3PO's" cereal commercial if we have an article on that. Un-Supergeeky1 (talk) 06:33, October 14, 2016 (UTC)
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Short message service

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EStop just deleted a new article (before I could do it!) about Brainfuck (programming language) in Brainfuck, an unreadable lump of code with no redeeming value other than being "in the style of the thing it's about," a puzzle not a joke. By that standard, this article from 2006, which literally could have been typed by chimpanzees, should also go. Spıke 🎙️13:06 10-Oct-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If it going to be in the style of the thing it is about, it needs to be a lot more funny and clever than say, hitting a saucepan with a wooden spoon.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 23:32, October 10, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Disconnect. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:21, October 13, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2576 56696 27 8398 637723437, 67 6673 265567842559 76737, 83987 67 3836 8987 TheWikiMan026 (talk) 20:07, October 19, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sounds like you had a regular Oh-My-God-The-Navy-Captain-From-Captain Phillips-Is-One-Of-The-Fey-Armoire-Thieves-In-Seinfeld moment. Un-Supergeeky1 (talk) 06:22, October 14, 2016 (UTC)
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🔒 Coin H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Numerous authors in our past swing and miss, reducing the promising concept of inventing new English terms into an attempt to re-create Sniglets that only re-creates Randumbo. Spıke 🎙️02:42 23-Aug-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Appalling. 'Coin' deserves much better. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Or re-write.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 06:25, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. A complete rewrite would be a delicious opportunity for comedy. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  
  2. I concur. Will look if have time, but a collab would be welcome.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 06:25, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Needs complete re-write too. Qwertyxp2000 the second (talk) 00:13, October 8, 2016 (UTC)

🔒 Israel H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crufty and poorly written.--HolUp (talk) 18:53, September 21, 2016 (UTC)
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🔒 Sperminator H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A list of robots based off a porno parody title that invites more bad dick jokes. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:23, September 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The entire article is a toilet pun from Maniac1075, our specialist in such things. Spıke 🎙️02:57 26-Sep-16
  3. PurpleDickVote.png Boner.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 23:20, October 10, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Maybe a bit childish but I don't think it deserves permanent removal. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:00, October 11, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per above, it's a slight remake of the cheesy article GayMaker: Stupido, but a little bit of very meta content never hurt the wiki. Un-Supergeeky1 (talk) 06:42, October 14, 2016 (UTC)
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🔒 Taco Bell H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Poorly-written and crufty article that offers little more than toilet jokes.--HolUp (talk) 22:40, October 14, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Bad but not terrible, a little garnish and a tweak in the recipe could fix this.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 23:41, November 12, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not hilarious but good for a laugh, and i guess it will link to a lot of pages. --Moonhead42 (talk) 11:53, November 13, 2016 (UTC)
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Blonde Jokes

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A long list of canned, unoriginal humor. Spıke 🎙️21:13 16-Oct-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wrong website.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 23:44, November 12, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Essentially a long list of one liners or one-paragraph jokes that don't tie in to each other except that they concern blondes. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:05, November 14, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When I Googled "blonde jokes", suspiciously similar results came up. NyanKittyKat (talk) 21:02, November 16, 2016 (UTC)
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Why?:The Chicago Cubs Will Never Win The World Series

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article, done in a single sitting by Legolas (now Un-Legolas) in 2009 and virtually unchanged since, about how crappy the Cubs are. Deity-cruft. Overtaken, just now, by events. Spıke 🎙️21:54 3-Nov-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Tired site memes, no pictures, not that funny.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 23:47, November 12, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Scrap this, and rewrite from a more fact-based perspective, integrating their latest win and denying it happened. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:58, November 13, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Cubs have already won, this article sucks, take it down biches. :) --Mr. Irish6348 MUN (talk) 00:59, November 19, 2016 (UTC)
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🔒 Rush Limbaugh H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's barely any humor or satire here, it's an endless barrage of insults.--HolUp (talk) 05:23, August 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Naught but bad fat jokes and 2009 memes. No real intelligence here. ConCass2 (talk) 09:57, August 24, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Kinda superficial --Moonhead42 (talk) 11:35, November 13, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A ton of overused fat jokes is the only attempt at humor here. NyanKittyKat (talk) 14:25, November 19, 2016 (UTC)
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  • This will be a difficult save, as Limbaugh is famously "no longer fat," he laces his political commentary with humor and it is important not to just parrot his comedy riffs, plus all the usual Poe's Law concerns: Much criticism of him in jest will look identical to the widespread criticism of him, not in jest. But we ought to have something about him. Spıke 🎙️23:21 24-Aug-16
  • Deleted and redirected to my Talk radio, whose humor is closely related to Rush Limbaugh's show format. Anyone is encouraged to create a new article, keeping in mind the above. Spıke 🎙️03:36 20-Nov-16

🔒 Pirates of the Caribbean (film series) H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A rather miserable article filled with cruft, that fails to adequately describe the film series (for example, the article could really use summaries of each of the movies).--HolUp (talk) 00:47, August 1, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It will be easier just to make this page from scratch again than try and pad out the existing dry plot synopsis, which has to be pieced together from the character profiles. The only parts I found kinda funny were "Smuggling endless amounts of Disney merchandise into Hong Kong.", "The secret love child of Darth Vader and Cthulhu" and that Jones is an emo. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:52, August 4, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. I skimmed over the first few paragraphs, and it seems to be possible to salvageFishsticks03 (talk) 04:03, November 22, 2016 (UTC)
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  • The article maybe repairable. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:15, August 1, 2016 (UTC)
    • Jack Sparrow's part is listy, and a theme other than gay pirates would be nice as well. Better choice of words could help, sadistic gets repeated a lot. Some of the character sections could be converted to parts of film sections; overall though plot recap is too raw and detailed. This should be shorter. Irritable of contents (talk) 13:46, August 1, 2016 (UTC)
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