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Mitt Romney

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very unfunny, needs a total rewrite.--HolUp (talk) 03:27, September 18, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is complete Randumbo and its only intersection with real life is conservative memecruft, such as dropping the name of Ann Coulter and expecting it to be funny without work. A GOP Presidential nominee, a nice guy who finished last, and currently holding his nose until he turns blue as the party turned to Trump and away from — what was it that Romney offered? Dripping with potential for a rewrite. Spıke 🎙️03:32 18-Sep-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dreadful.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 03:36, October 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No particular theme other than calling him evil, gay, liberal or Russian. It doesn't even mention his running mate Paul Ryan but does mention Sarah Palin. Given his religions record with UFO's and Africans I think making him Bill Pullman from Independence Day could work. Irritable of contents (talk) 06:59, January 1, 2017 (UTC)
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🔒 Gerard Finneran H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A glowing retelling (by Ricky dilzen in 2007) of the story of an airplane passenger who got drunk and took a crap on the service cart. No original comedy concept. Spıke 🎙️00:34 29-Nov-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not a notable enough person for Wikipedia, and it would have worked better as an UnNews article to illustrate the idea of a slow news day. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:18, December 17, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Wasn't aware of this story till I found the link. http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/united-mileage-plus-pre-merger/480539-october-20-ua-10-year-anniversary-gerard-finneran.html. I guess the writer here is saying this guy is a hero and should be celebrated as one. I'll drink to that.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:04, December 17, 2016 (UTC)
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Oscar Wilde/classic

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crufty and poorly-written. Maybe it's a part of our history, but it's a part of our history that's best left forgotten. The FA version is much funnier and to-the-point.--HolUp (talk) 05:40, December 4, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anyone who wades through that list of also-known-as will be disappointed, as the rest of the article is also aimless babble. Spıke 🎙️11:41 4-Dec-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny long lists of nonsense, only surpassed by the main text which is total pants. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:06, December 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lists upon lists, wacky religion and presidency, and 532 commas but only three semi colons. Irritable of contents (talk) 05:58, January 1, 2017 (UTC)
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🔒 Schoolcruft H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One of Mr-Ex's many pieces of Encyclopedia Dramatica garbage.--HolUp (talk) 07:47, December 22, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What would be in an article about "schoolcruft"--our term for pre-teens writing generic criticism of their own grade schools? Hmm, this is not merely garbage, but intentional garbage; note the Category:Intentionally Bad. This article on "North Hampington High school [sic]" is an adequate illustration of schoolcruft. I don't see intentionally bad pages, or our other categories that are merely imitative, as the most creative content here, but this one is about something real, sets out to achieve something, and does so. I would spare its mangy neck. Spıke 🎙️14:16 22-Dec-16
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Effectively shows what we don't want more of with a name that implies as such, unlike Oscar Wilde/classic which suggests we continue to cherish lists. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:00, January 1, 2017 (UTC)
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Scott Douglas H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Subject — I cannot tell that he is the ex-member of White Heart, which is Wikipedia's only reference to his name — asks on a blog for someone to make him a hoax Wikipedia article. Then Roboscott arrives here in 2006 to do exactly that and nothing else. Tells Admin Todd Lyons he is on the outs at Wikipedia and asks him not to huff it (in a post signed "sd") because "I'm probably going to mention it in another piece." In other words, vanity. Spıke 🎙️21:20 17-Dec-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not notable without a Wikipedia page. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:18, December 17, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, unfathomable and basically WHO?? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:39, January 2, 2017 (UTC)
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Curious George

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is absolutely awful.--HolUp (talk) 06:50, December 8, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg "Repeal and replace!" Nominator has an excellent plan (in Comments). Spıke 🎙️14:20 8-Dec-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The replacement is everything this page is trying to be but fails at. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:24, January 4, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 13:28, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Bi-curious George would make a decent substitute for this article, at least that one has a focused comedy strategy. I'll tweak it a bit, then I'll move it to Curious George once this awful version is deleted.--HolUp (talk) 06:50, December 8, 2016 (UTC)
  • Deleted and replaced with a redirect as suggested. I'm told that the new Match Game TV show used this gag recently; I hope the replacement page isn't completely based on stolen humor. Spıke 🎙️14:02 7-Jan-17

The Blaques

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wikipedia tells us this was "a girl group that charted in 1999-2004" but the article reads like Welsh schoolboy vanity. So random the reader can't tell what it's about, if anything. Spıke 🎙️16:23 13-Dec-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. They maybe in Wikipedia but this article should be on the one way trip to the dumper. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:10, December 17, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random short and obscure. Irritable of contents (talk) 06:59, January 1, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 13:30, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Looks like Australian schoolboy vanity to me. Cg097 (talk) 06:01, December 17, 2016 (UTC)

Disemboweled Tauntaun

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I see that a tauntaun is an incidental mounted animal in a Star Wars episode. No one will look up an article on a disemboweled one. If he does, he will find that the only creativity was pre-provided by George Lucas. Spıke 🎙️05:30 14-Dec-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This page stinks. Being best known for it's destruction wasn't a good sign for the Alderaan page, and having one for Tauntauns doesn't hit any marks that Womp Rat hasn't already. We don't need a page for Hoth or any of the other Star Wars uninhabited wilderness planets either; jokes about those would do just as well for Arctic, Antarctic, Swamp or Volcano anyways. Irritable of contents (talk) 16:52, December 14, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Redundo article where the writer gives up after the third paragraph. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:08, December 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Clearly the scene of Luke Skywalker inside a Tauntaun made a lasting impression, a bit like seeing Roy Rogers stuffed into a disemboweled horse during the Sunday matinee. Not much more could be said at that point.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 13:40, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
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  1. Even the Wikipedia page for Hoth's filming location, Hardangerjøkulen Norway, is a stub. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:07, December 14, 2016 (UTC)

Sand dune

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a notable enough topic I suppose, so is glacier even though there's not a page for that; however don't fuck with sand because it's a monster gets repetitive faster than round house kick from Chuck Norris. It's not mentioned on the disambiguation page for sand dune either. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:07, December 14, 2016 (UTC)
    That there is no Glacier either is not a reason to delete, as Uncyclopedia articles are not created in strict order of notability. Spıke 🎙️19:25 14-Dec-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only "contribution" of Jonathan C in 2006. Has no point to make nor comedy strategy except to ramble. Spıke 🎙️19:25 14-Dec-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:11, December 17, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 13:42, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
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The Shrubbery

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The faces made this page for a DC comics plant monsterin 2007; without the bestiality and rape, or references to Sponge Bob Squarepants, Star Wars and Transformers, there's maybe three paragraphs of felching, porn addiction, and complaining about DC comics in the 60's and after crisis on infinite earths. I don't think a rewrite making it more about Swamp Thing would do the trick either. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:18, December 18, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I checked Wikipedia at "Shrubbery" and "The Shrubbery" (doesn't exist) and I can't tell what this page is about. If nominator is saying it is about Swamp Thing, it never says Swamp Thing. So at least it is a page with a useless pun title, and not a terribly good one. Spıke 🎙️03:18 19-Dec-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lacks a comic reference point (not one I can find) so..vanity. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:41, January 2, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Compost.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:19, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
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Daffy Duck

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mervin10 made this their first page in 2010, along with four others in the six months they were here. The article seems like diet Encyclopedia Dramatica, with random celebrity cameos and a preview of the authors later article the 1984 Midland and West Sperm Bank Explosion. It could use a complete rewrite, but I haven't got a clue what to replace it with. Irritable of contents (talk) 16:51, December 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Convicted sex offender, good friend of Bill Clinton. That's how it starts. Doesn't get any better. Spıke 🎙️22:20 20-Dec-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap of the first order. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:43, January 2, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:47, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
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Magical Marine Pixel Maritan

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm surprised WAsagi made a page for an anime here rather than on Wikipedia, which doesn't have one. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:40, December 17, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Wikipedia doesn't have it, but it does seem to be a real anime, and this is a real article, marred by first-person and parenthetical wisecracks, no longer marred by bickering quotations, and not entirely awful. Spıke 🎙️00:11 18-Dec-16
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not the worst.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 14:52, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
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Yet another Jew trick‎

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Humourless article that relies on shock and Borat memes rather than attempting to be funny and clever. Nothing here that has not been attempted many times before.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:43, January 8, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Idiotic. Film director Lars von Trier redirects here and the article sucks. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 13:59, January 8, 2017 (UTC)
    So does Mel Gibson, surprise. Spıke 🎙️15:08 8-Jan-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This has been on the site for a decade, but it strikes me as another effort to shock rather than amuse (whether it is talking about Jewish tendencies being tricks, or about tricking Jews) that uses Borat for cover, and as the source for any incidental (stolen) humor. Spıke 🎙️15:08 8-Jan-17
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. David having magic beans and climbing a beanstalk is the only redeeming or original idea in this. This page is as derivative as it is racist and repetitive and would make more sense being a part of a page done in the style of the thing it's about for Erik Cartman. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:21, January 9, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Goodbye Sister Disco.--HolUp (talk) 01:38, January 13, 2017 (UTC)
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🔒 Devil H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very poorly written and crufty. Satan, while not the best article, is at least competent. This is not.--HolUp (talk) 05:30, December 27, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dunno; I must have been doing this for so long that it bores me to keep reading "motherfucking" in an article's Intro. So redirect this one to that other one. Spıke 🎙️03:07 1-Jan-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think the images would be worth transferring, particularly the flaming potato, though I can't say the same about any of the text. Irritable of contents (talk) 05:13, January 2, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and redirect.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:54, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Send to discarded electron hell. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:09, January 18, 2017 (UTC)
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The Ten Commandments Of Jedi Order

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Ten Commandments as told by Yoda runs short of clever analogs before it's even halfway through the list. Irritable of contents (talk) 05:28, January 2, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A cross between two of our huff-worthy categories, fan-fiction and Wacky Religion. It may baffle the reader but it won't amuse him. And there are only three "commandments." Spıke 🎙️23:36 3-Jan-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not the type of thing that one would find in an encyclopedia.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:56, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The 10 minus 7 commandments. Send it back up the mountain.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:17, January 18, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.It needs to stay, because all Uncyclopedia does is deletes pages. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sticky Keys XP (talk • contribs)
    If you are concerned about deleting more than you are writing, then get writing!  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 16:00, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
    As Sticky neither signed his vote, nor incremented the count, nor had anything to say about the article but only about the website, at the moment I am not counting the vote. Spıke 🎙️16:51 7-Jan-17
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Liberal media

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Really poorly done. In the right hands, it could be comedy gold, but unfortunately it's filled with cliche jokes and buzzwords.--HolUp (talk) 06:56, December 25, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur: A decade of Uncyclopedians fails to grasp what the "media" are or what they do hilariously wrong. In place of that is Spy Versus Spy of memes. Spıke 🎙️03:06 1-Jan-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think combining Glen Beck and They Live is funny but not enough for an entire page. The name suggests it should be about more than one news anchor and network, but it is really only about the one persons style, which has been done better on his featured page. This page has the potential to be like the 1976 film Network only updated for 2016. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:07, January 1, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Goodness, what a waste. To the to-do list for this one.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:51, January 7, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Could have been written much better, instead of just forced and edgy jokes. User: Den88def 06:27, January 22, 2017 (UTC)
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  • The article at this title is an emerging replacement. Spıke 🎙️17:08 24-Jan-17

Kyle Broflovski

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The only original comedy is that he is a professor at Devry and takes LSD from Paul McCartney which sounds randumb like Family Guy; everything else here is something South Park has had before. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:21, January 9, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fanfiction plus gallery. Get rid. Spıke 🎙️03:36 9-Jan-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 14:33, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fanfuction. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:12, January 18, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. User: Den88def 04:52 January 24, 2017 (UTC)
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Category:People who rape boys

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This category is used by 2 articles, Muhammad and Santa and no one cared enough to list it in the greater rape category. Irritable of contents (talk) 02:47, January 26, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. For Irritable of contents, who has tagged the page. Category included Santa Claus (not true except in certain department stores) and Allah's True Prophet Muhammad (perhaps true, but not funny) and several userspace pages. Surprised George W. Bush was not tagged with it. Available any time you want an unfunny insult that Wikia might say was inherently against the Terms Of Use and I wouldn't argue with them. Spıke 🎙️02:49 26-Jan-17
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  • Deleted administratively: No remaining entries in mainspace. Spıke 🎙️02:53 26-Jan-17

🔒 Full Metal Jacket H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article is a mess. Surreal/off-topic humor that hasn't anything to do with anything. I can write a much funnier article about the movie, just sayin' --WeatherUnderground (talk) 20:19, January 26, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article is not quite "a mess" (it at least looks like an Uncyclopedia article), but it ain't good. The comedy strategy set out in the tiny Intro is a dud: Just take the movie's title literally. Groan! The rest of the article isn't even this; it's just random babble. By the time it wakes up and decides to address the movie, it is talking to itself. Nominator, please do start writing a replacement now. Spıke 🎙️03:17 27-Jan-17
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 08:10, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing good here.--HolUp (talk) 08:12, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first part is predictably literal and the second half is randumbo. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:32, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
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