“I use the word "quotation" for lack of a better description.”
Welcome to Unquotable, a free compendium of nonsense from people who love you beyond your wildest imaginings, creative works in every language except for non-English ones, including sources (which don't exist), translations of non-human growling and barking noises, and handy links to Uncyclopedia for further disinformation. The
only English version of Unquotable has, uh, several pages so far, with numerous quotations and quite a few insults to your intelligence, too! Please visit the page for the helpless, or experiment in the Litterbox(deleted), to learn how you can edit any page, right here, right now, despite your well-established mental imbalance. Or, just go to the Log in page to log in or create a user account and forget all of this ever happened.
So don't lecture to me about whether or not I'm justified in robbing your liquor store.
The guy who's robbing your liquor store
Note: We are currently in the process of developing a new policy for selecting the "Random Quote of the Millisecond" using black magic. Since all randomly-selected quotes are instantaneously deleted by our patented Automatic Kwote-Killer Bot as soon as you read them, there is no archive. Be further confused...
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The news source on crack
The content-free encyclopedia
The ick!tionary of all things best left unsaid
Where noisy things can live and prosper
Another way to waste time
Instructions and guides for anything and everything
Useless misquotes galore
If it makes sense, we don't want it
Poetry for people who hate poetry
Debating all the irrelevant issues
We can ruin stage and film too
Don't make me explain it to you twice
We'll tell you why things suck
Moo! Grrr! Narf! Harblesnock!
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