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Name Vexx
Birth Infinity ago
Birthplace Corpus Christi, Texas
Age Older than most
Worships Dr.Phineas Waldolf Steel
Hobbies Listening to Dr.Steel, collecting various pictures, drawing, creating tee shirts, chatting, role playing


All you must really know about me is going to be on this page. This will include my ideas, thoughts, pet peeves, obsessions, and anything else that I may so happen need you to know.

Allpwrflvexx = All Powerful Vexx

So let's start with all the basics....What is Vexx, you might ask? No, I'm not very creative and just thought of it myself, I happen to have gotten the name from a videogame. After adopting it on an over-crowded forum, I have become quite attatched to it and almost every forum name or instant messanger name I have happens to have something to do with Vexx. Here's the wiki article on Vexx, should you wish to know what the game is like.

So let's get to formalities! My real name is Shelby, not giving my last name for paranoid purposes. I was in fact born in Texas, which is where I still live. Sadly enough, I haven't moved anywhere out of this state since birth, which I plan to change quite soon. Although I will not give my age, I will admit I am still in High School. Should you ever meet me online, you wouldn't believe it, oddly enough alot of people mistake me for someone that is 30-50 years old....

So there you have it. Let's now start my article, shall we?


Simply because I feel the need to. Honestly. Just read them, most of them are seriously and completely me.

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.


This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

Sign1.png This user is a mutant.
This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

...This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Numbersix.gifThis user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Mario-lo-res.jpgThis user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
usbThis user likes to use userboxes.

BS This userpage is bullshit.
sub subliminal!
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Pegasus small.png This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small.png
Clown chili peppers.jpg This user fears the clowns.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F.png This user is a pyromaniac.
Geek.jpg This user is a geek.
Nuvola apps important.png This user hates you and everyone you care about.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

Essex girl in fashion.jpg This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.

My Peeves

Let me start by explaining my pet peeves. For those who don't know what a peeve is, a peeve is something that annoys the living hell out of someone, no matter what it would be. I happen to have quite a few of them, each of which will get you on my bad side. Pay attention, now, this can be quite important.

  • 1337- Leet is something that annoys me to no end. We don't go through English classes all through school for you to replace 'the' with '7|-|3'. Not only does it make typing long and tedious, it makes you look like a fool who can't spell worth a damn. I'm not in the mood to wait ten minutes for you two write ten words while taking another ten minutes to try to desipher what you said. Type in proper English and we'll be just fine.