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The Former Upper Part of the Absurdity Article (Now Rewritten)


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“That's...actually, I kind of like it.”

~ Albert Camus on this article

“It doesn't really matter.”

“Something is absurd when doesn't make sense.”

~ George Bush on the absurd fact of him saying something intelligent.

“I did not invade Irak by the petroleoum.”

~ George Bush on absurdniness of his own speech.

From Accountant (now rewritten)

Accountants have been depicted in many ways throughout history. A popular image from Greek mythology is of a horned, hoofed goat-like monster holding a calculator. In modern times, the goat-like image of the accountant has been adapted into a more human-looking form of a gray, dull creature armed with a briefcase.

From "Agents"

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