User:BetterSkatez2012/First Person Needlephobia

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“Holy shit, Will you keep it down here!”

~ Random Gangsta!
Holy shit, a fucking nurse!, I better not get needles!
How i fucking define nurses!, They're hiter!

agggghhhhh, mommy help me!, I don't a needle, I'm too fucking scared, ahhhhhh, help me, please, helll, aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nooo , mommy help, nooooooooo, get away, let me go, I don't want to die, it fucking hurts, help me, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp, augggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, please get the fuck away from me you assholes, fucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, no mommy left me, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk you humanity, fuck!, leave me alone you fucking nurses, It's too scary, heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllpppp ppppppppp, I don't want a needle, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!

Leave me alone Get away!


Get away!

Get Away!


Get the fuck away from me!


I'm only 3 years old!



(Gets Injected)

Wow, it didn't even hurt at all.

1 hour later

Mommy my arm hurts for some reason, oh god, it was the fucking H1N1 Epidemic!