Hi, I'm Bladetip, if you couldn't tell. I'm mostly into writing UnNews, as I am very observant of current happenings in the world. Hope you enjoy my work.
Blatant lies about the world around us:All my base are belong to me, Chimpunks (written on vacation), Expletive, I am not kidding
Expert reporting:UnNews:Emo kid elected President of the United States, UnNews:FDA announces all drugs are placebos, UnNews:General Mills releases all new Orgasmically Delicious Lucky Charms, UnNews:Israel Purchases Two Nuclear-Capable Dolphins, UnNews:New iPod To Hit Market, UnNews:Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition, UnNews:North Korea invents the wheel, citizens rejoice, UnNews:Pope in critical condition from E. Coli in Spinach, UnNews:UFO does not land in Roswell