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My Articles!

(32 completed; 10 work(s)-in-progress that will be finished by the end of the never)

UnNews Articles I Wrote

(32 UnNews, bitch!)
And if you can't tell, I was reading comics ya idiot.
Third lead article on Jan. 23-25, 2008.
Second lead article on 17:29, 2 June 2008, through 22:38, 5 June 2008 (Haha! Right through my birthday! Yay!}
Second lead article on 10:26, 4 July 2008 , through 15:22, 8 July 2008 (And apparently the third lead article for about 4 hours on July 8...}

HowTo's I Wrote

(6 finished; 3 work(s)-in-progress)

Why?'s I Created

(4 completed}

UnPoetia's written

(2 written)

Article narrations

(11 horrible narrations)

Other pointless things I wrote

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