User:Dr. Skullthumper/10 reasons to defrost Frosty
10. He's getting freezer burn
9. Keeping a freezer running takes electricity and that's bad for the Earth
8. It's cold in here
7. Pneumonia is no laughing matter
6. We can't eat him for dinner otherwise
5. He looks like he's got an itch and he can't scratch it cuz he's all frozen
4. That one icicle is dangerous and could stab somebody
3. Sick of his chilly personality
2. Gives everyone the cold shoulder
1. He's an idiot
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