User:His Majesty the King of South Africa

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All Hail H. M. the King of South Africa, Caliph of Mugabetheism, Defender of the Faith, Tormentor of the Infidel, Bringer of Enlightenment to the Faithful, Tamer of Cthulu, Defeater of Chuck Norris yet at the same time being the Guy With the Least Muscle in His Own Kingdom, and Controller of the Faithful Emos of the World.