From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

“ Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll take a bag of M&M's and take two in my hand. I'll then put them in between my fingers and squeeze real hard untill one of them breaks. I then eat the broken one, and replace it with another M&M. I do this M&M gladiator match untill the whole bag is gone. I the send the winner M&M attached to a note to the M&M company that says, "Use this one for breeding".”