User:Macboswell

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small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  , Click me bitch! or sometimes  SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  is an unpopular, unamusing gobshite from Manchester, Blighty. He believes his opinions have the very highest value, uninformed or otherwise, and that all other humans are largely inferior to him in every way; especially ugly celebrity freak Stephen Fry.

PAY ATTENTION AS SIR MAC…

  • Can’t spel
  • Desont under-stand punc'tuation
  • Very has poor gramer
  • Eats Nigel Farage's used underwear
  • Is now the self-appointed Ambassador of Potatochop.
  • Has returned, yet again, to save the universe
  • Is puzzled about how big the big one actually is
  • Demands the phrase 'cocks out' shall replace phrases 'very good' and 'I'm impressed'.


SECRET DEVELOPMENT


SHIT ARTICLES I'LL TRY TO FIX RATHER THAN VFD



Record Of Truth

Articles slain

After Burner | Anarchy (req rewrite) | Auguste Escoffier | Benedict Cumberbatch | BioShock (with Anton199) | Bisto | Caffè Nero | Cologne | Magazine | Marilyn Manson (req rewrite) | Costa Coffee | Moruga Scorpion Chili | Max Planck | Out Run | Pump Clip | Retard (req rewrite) | Saturday Night Fever | Space Harrier | Spreck | Strange Fruit | Sushi (req rewrite)
Those in bold have been Featured – 12/21


UnReporting on…

The secret life of William Roach _____ Philip Seymour Hoffman lives on _____ The forgotten 'Tidal' wave _____ UKIP love the Olympics _____ Old people dont trust politicians _____ Richard Bransons brush with death _____ Apple vs. the EU _____ Diane Abbott can't do maths (with Spike) _____ Politically correct Prince Philip retires _____ Jeremy Corbyn steals Tory policy _____ Travel agent needed to spend old fivers _____ Tim Farron wants to be a drug dealer _____ Chef Rupert Murdoch _____ Cultural powerhouse Supreme Kim Jong-un

Special pages

• THE ALL SEEING EYE • | • HOW TO BE FUNNY •


World-class Potatochopping

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS FEATURED!
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