SIR MAC BOSWELL [†] , or sometimes SIR MAC BOSWELL ☢ is an unpopular, unamusing gobshite from Manchester, Blighty. He believes his opinions have the very highest value, uninformed or otherwise, and that all other humans are largely inferior to him in every way; especially ugly celebrity freak Stephen Fry.
PAY ATTENTION AS SIR MAC…
- Can’t spel
- Desont under-stand punc'tuation
- Very has poor gramer
- Eats Nigel Farage's used underwear
- Is now the self-appointed Ambassador of Potatochop.
- Has returned, yet again, to save the universe
- Is puzzled about how big the big one actually is
- Demands the phrase 'cocks out' shall replace phrases 'very good' and 'I'm impressed'.
- User:Macboswell/The Thirst
- User:Macboswell/Kevin Smith (req rewrite)
- User:Macboswell/Mel Gibson (req rewrite)
- Kraftwerk with WeatherUnderground
SHIT ARTICLES I'LL TRY TO FIX RATHER THAN VFD
Record Of Truth
After Burner | Anarchy (req rewrite) | Auguste Escoffier | Benedict Cumberbatch | BioShock (with Anton199) | Bisto | Caffè Nero | Cologne | Magazine | Marilyn Manson (req rewrite) | Costa Coffee | Moruga Scorpion Chili | Max Planck | Out Run | Pump Clip | Retard (req rewrite) | Saturday Night Fever | Space Harrier | Spreck | Strange Fruit | Sushi (req rewrite)
Those in bold have been Featured – 12/21
The secret life of William Roach _____ Philip Seymour Hoffman lives on _____ The forgotten 'Tidal' wave _____ UKIP love the Olympics _____ Old people dont trust politicians _____ Richard Bransons brush with death _____ Apple vs. the EU _____ Diane Abbott can't do maths (with Spike) _____ Politically correct Prince Philip retires _____ Jeremy Corbyn steals Tory policy _____ Travel agent needed to spend old fivers _____ Tim Farron wants to be a drug dealer _____ Chef Rupert Murdoch _____ Cultural powerhouse Supreme Kim Jong-un