The hand, having writ, moves on, but that doesn't mean it can remember effing anything. Therefore these lists.
Damage done so far
|Beast of Bodmin Moor||Eurg||Numa Numa||Kimchi||Occamy|
|Lego||7th century||3rd century||Polybius||14th century|
|15th century||16th century||8th century||Bayeux Tapestry||13th century|
|2nd century||Cellphone Decade, in progress||Uncyclopedia paranormal activity||11th century||10th century|
|9th century||1st century||Violet Jessop, featured article||Rasberry Crazy Ant||Chipotle Mexican Grill|
|Edward Hopper, American painter, featured article||Pufferfish||Takeru Kobayashi, eating champion||Loch Hess Monster||Keeping Up With the Kattarshians|
|Cat meme||Triumph, what the Romans did||Triumph (motorcycle)||Triumph the Insult Comic Dog||Zuul|
|Another article that contains nothing but a full stop||Minotaur||Mission burrito||Cerberus, a featured article||Kinder egg, a featured article|
Major rewrites, expansions
|Welsh Marsh Owl||Unlucky number||Korean-American women||Los Angeles Kings|
|Langolier||Map||Throwing things into canals, a featured article||Riverdance||Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy, a featured article|
|Ultimate Yahtzee, expansion of a stub||Yahtzee, expansion of a stub||Oregon Trail, the game, expansion with more pictures as well||Ipswich, Queensland footnoted to within an inch of its life, pics added||Empire State Building, expansion of existing stubby, featured article|
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Overhaul of Did You Know, Anniversaries, UnBestiary. Expansion of the Uncyclopedia Timeline.
Potatochops can be found here and there, where least expected and perhaps least wanted. Those are, however, demanded by the forces of the universe in order to fill the hollow void of futile nothingness for mollification of the non-reading masses. Or something. See articles above. Examples include:
Stargate Atlantis logo
UnNews:No Bolt can stop Christie Usain vs. the insane
Kinder eggs on Mars
Wheaties millennial box
Triumph (motorcycle) Torpedo los!
Cat meme – Lawn Cat
Empire State Building sends forth its flying monkey minions
Team Ultimate Yahtzee
Takeru Kobayashi's mentor
Sheena Easton takes on the morning train
Rootin' Tootin' Putin