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Time 2 Partaaay!!!!!![edit]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a legend.

And that legend was ME!!!!!!!


take in these userboxes![edit]

Kraspin.gif This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
US flag.png This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Windows Logo.png This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.


This user is ARR-some!

Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

Pi3.14.jpg This user loves pi
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Happysatan.jpg Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist.


Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

1337 This user is elite.
3wisemonkeys.jpg This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

MEH This user redefines lazy.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Exploding-head.gif THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

i have tooooo many useless userboxes.

can i have a hug?

The True Story[edit]

i was born by a pack of wolves in the year 2552. it was the same year that Master Chief blew up teh halo, and if it makes you feel any beter, theres MORE!!!!!

i grew up on the World trade center, practicing kung fu with my monkey.

im a horrible person to make jokes for.

i need that hug now.

unfortunatley i also like cheese.

and being competley rando.....oooh look a puppy! wait...thats no puppy......thats a rabbit.