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Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are HELPME?

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This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain s/he doesn't know

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Not a survey[edit]

<Poll> Do you like my userpage? Yes. (pssst. This is the correct answer!) It's better than sex! Meh. No. Just kidding! But really. IT FUCKING SUCKS COCK LIKE YOU BITCH </Poll>

<poll> Do you think I'm a good writer? Yes. Reading your articles is better than sex! Meh. I HOPE YOU ARE RAPED TO DEATH BY YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S PENIS </poll>

<poll> Where do I live? Um...Europe? Some continent Meh. The moon. Obviously. YOU LIVE IN PENISLAND YOU CUNTY FAGGOT </poll>

<poll> Do you like me? I wuv u! Only if you give me a cookie. Meh. Uh...sure. UR GONNA BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING JEW!!!!! </poll>

<poll> I'm a Mexican-American. What do you think of Mexicans in general? They're smelly and can't spick English. Fucking illegal immigrants taking over our great country. Meh. Tacos! I KNEW IT YOUR A NIGGER </poll>



  1. Let's make a big one, guys! —Pelozurian (talk) 09:43, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
  2. 1  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 07:35 (UTC)
  3.   The* Lordarcadiansig.png (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  13:33, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
  4. You have friends? ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100627 - 17:11 (UTC)
  5. Because your mum told me to. --Matfen 18:32, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
  6. What do signature have to do with friends exactly?--Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 01:45, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  7. You buy the pizza next time. I'll pull out my fancy signature. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 15:30 17 10
  8. Can I be your friend? --Magic Snow man 23:29, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Boobs. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:42, 20 December 2010
  10. You got a friend! DJ Mixerr 07:48, February 5, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
  11. Because your mom is really really horny. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 13:06, March 26, 2011 (UTC)