User:Paizuri

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Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are HELPME?


Frat Bro of the Month Frat Bro of the Month May 2010 Sockpuppeteer of the Month Award Sockpuppeteer of the Month May 2010



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10 years and 10 days.


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This user is a militant agnostic
and is certain s/he doesn't know



Articles that the history will tell you are mine[edit]

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Not a survey[edit]

<Poll> Do you like my userpage? Yes. (pssst. This is the correct answer!) It's better than sex! Meh. No. Just kidding! But really. IT FUCKING SUCKS COCK LIKE YOU BITCH </Poll>

<poll> Do you think I'm a good writer? Yes. Reading your articles is better than sex! Meh. I HOPE YOU ARE RAPED TO DEATH BY YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S PENIS </poll>

<poll> Where do I live? Um...Europe? Some continent Meh. The moon. Obviously. YOU LIVE IN PENISLAND YOU CUNTY FAGGOT </poll>

<poll> Do you like me? I wuv u! Only if you give me a cookie. Meh. Uh...sure. UR GONNA BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING JEW!!!!! </poll>

<poll> I'm a Mexican-American. What do you think of Mexicans in general? They're smelly and can't spick English. Fucking illegal immigrants taking over our great country. Meh. Tacos! I KNEW IT YOUR A NIGGER </poll>


YOUR SIGNATURE HERE[edit]

BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS DAMMIT

  1. Let's make a big one, guys! —Pelozurian (talk) 09:43, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
  2. 1  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  21 Jun 2010 ~ 07:35 (UTC)
  3.   The* Lordarcadiansig.png (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  13:33, June 21, 2010 (UTC)
  4. You have friends? ~ Lyrithya sig daji.png Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100627 - 17:11 (UTC)
  5. Because your mum told me to. --Matfen 18:32, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
  6. What do signature have to do with friends exactly?--Happymonkey39 LAZAR.gifWeegeeheadbobin.gifDomo kun dance1.gif Dah Meme Master 01:45, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
  7. You buy the pizza next time. I'll pull out my fancy signature. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 15:30 17 10
  8. Can I be your friend? --Magic Snow man 23:29, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Boobs. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:42, 20 December 2010
  10. You got a friend! DJ Mixerr 07:48, February 5, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
  11. Because your mom is really really horny. ---User:BobNewbieI have a talking zombie 13:06, March 26, 2011 (UTC)

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