I am PotatoSmut, the blue-green, then rotten black spots on the potato battery known as Uncyclopedia hooked up into my computer. I'm a low-class/low-brow/low-life kind of troll, a "dead white male" without direction in life. I'm a 32 year old man in varied low-wage jobs that don't pay me well. I have a warped sense of humor to get me in trouble at work (fired), society (thrown out), online (IP banned) and the law (prison sentence), but don't worry about me for my own faults I have. Uncyclopedia is a place for those like you and me...and feel free to moan, whine, gripe and bitch on my talk page. Thank you, merci, gracias and GTFO! PotatoSmut (talk) 18:48, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
- Palm Springs - a hot hellish place full of nude motel colonies, tweekers in the hills or by the Salton Sea, and the lowest-scale place (and I don't mean the elevation is below sea level either).
- SoCal aka Southern California, about the region, communities and people. In a parodical matter. I hope it meets Uncyclopedia standards.